Chapter 379: Chaos

After Catherine's parents left, the atmosphere in the ward became even more awkward, at least Gao Yang felt even more awkward.

After a moment of silence, Adele suddenly said: "Oops, my sexual orientation seems to have changed again, Yelena, you have to watch you have a boyfriend, lest I accidentally snatch him over." ”

Yelena said disdainfully: "Hey, Adele, please keep your dignity as a lace edge, aren't you a staunch feminist?" Are you still a lace edge? Hey, you're talking to me about stealing my boyfriend in front of your girlfriend, and you're offending two women at the same time. ”

Adele waved her hand, then sighed, and said, "Please, I always thought I was a celibate, and after meeting Catherine, I realized that I liked women, and now, after going through so much, I find that I like men again, isn't it normal?"

As for my dear Catherine, the reason why she is not my girlfriend until now is because I went to South Africa to meet your boyfriend again, and now you know that she also likes your boyfriend, so I don't need to have any psychological burden to pursue your boyfriend, at most I have changed from Catherine's suitor to her rival. ”

Yelena smiled very smugly and said: "Adele, I must admit that you are very discerning, my boyfriend is indeed very, very good, and he can change your sexual orientation, which makes me very proud, but I must regret to tell you that you have no chance, so I advise you, hurry up and find another man you like." ”

Adele pursed her lips and said, "Who told you I was looking for a boyfriend?" I find myself bisexual now, but a liking for the opposite sex is limited to your boyfriend. That is, Gao Yang, if Gao Yang doesn't like me, then I'll continue to do my lace edge, but my liking for the same sex is limited to Catherine, if Catherine also refuses to agree to my pursuit, then I will be my celibate, no matter which ending, I will gladly accept it, you know, people with many choices. It's easy to figure out how to solve the problem, and of course, for me, the best choice is to be able to socialize with Gao Yang and Catherine at the same time, which is the best choice. Well, the temptation is great. ”

Yelena patted her forehead weakly. "Adele." I always thought you were a pervert, but now I find out that you are really a pervert. ”

Adele nodded seriously and said, "That's right, my mental activity is abnormal, and in layman's terms, I belong to what people call perverts." But I'm much better now, at least I'm close to normal people now. ”

Yelena sighed weakly and said, "Normal people? You think you're normal, please. You're still far from normal, thank you. ”

After pondering for a moment, Adele sighed: "Okay, maybe I'm still not normal, but no matter what, I'm trying to integrate into your world, in fact, Yelena, I think, legally speaking, you and Gao Yang are not married, so I am fully qualified to pursue him, right?" Of course, from the moral point of view of normal people, it is immoral to snatch one's friend's boyfriend, but that is only a moral issue. ”

Catherine, who was lying on the hospital bed, couldn't listen anymore, and said with a look of wanting to cry without tears: "Please, Adele, don't say anything more, look at Gao Yang's expression, he was frightened by you." ”

After hearing Catherine's words, Adele looked at Gao Yang, and suddenly changed to a very helpless expression and said: "Okay, I won't say it, but I am now sure that I like Gao Yang, so, I plan to pursue you and Gao Yang at the same time, Catherine, if the two of us marry Gao Yang at the same time, wouldn't it be a perfect choice for us?" ”

Gao Yang didn't know what to say, the only feeling he had now was that it was messy, it was messy!

Gao Yang was not only frightened, he was completely frightened.

God testifies that Gao Yang really only loves Yelena, and he has no ambition to win Longwangshu, and he doesn't have that mind at all, but now, things have become complicated.

Gao Yang decided to dispel Adele's thoughts immediately, he didn't want to provoke this woman who seemed to be obviously mentally abnormal, it was too scary.

Seeing that Gao Yang was about to speak, Yelena looked helpless, and after waving her hand at Gao Yang, she said loudly: "Adele, you have the right to pursue Gao Yang, but I promise that Gao Yang will not break up with me." ”

Adele said seriously: "It's okay, he won't break up with you, then be my lover, you know that I don't care." ”

Yelena was about to go crazy, she clenched her two fists and said loudly: "God, shut up for me, listen to me, you guy with no emotional intelligence, listen, love is selfish, I can't tolerate Gao having a lover, understand?" Now tell me, how can you give up your current perverted thoughts and say your conditions!"

Adele thought about it for a moment and said, "Well, are you going to talk about the conditions?" Oh yes, I wish he could be my boyfriend for a year. ”

Yelena immediately said firmly: "Impossible, listen to me, Adele, you don't have any chance at all, Gao and I have a very problematic relationship, you don't have a chance to be his lover, and you don't have a chance to snatch him, so, now immediately adjust back to lace edge mode, and then leave here, give Gao and Catherine a chance to be alone, you genius idiot!" ”

After the expression on Adele's face changed several times, she said seriously: "Then, give me a kiss and I will leave, but I must retain the power to pursue the high, of course, I may not do that, because you are my friends, and I value our friendship, so I don't want to turn you all into my rivals." ”

Yelena was relieved, put her palms together and raised her head, "Honey, please, kiss her, end this nightmare, please." ”

Gao Yang's face was panicked, and he said, "Can any of you tell me what's wrong?" ”

Catherine sighed, "High, please, give her a kiss and end this nightmare." ”

Yelena signaled behind Adele that she only needed a gentle kiss, and then said urgently: "Turn around and explain to you, for Adele's sake, kiss her." ”

Adele stretched out a finger and said, "You took the initiative." ”

After saying that, Adele closed her eyes. The muscles on Gao Yang's face twitched, and under the urging of Yelena's fierce gestures, he stiffened his head and kissed Adele's mouth like a dragonfly, and then retreated.

After Adele licked her lips with her tongue, she said with a puzzled face: "It's strange, I don't feel too much, why are you so keen on loving the kiss?" ”

Yelena immediately grabbed Adele's arm, and while pulling Adele out, she said to Gao Yang: "Dear." I know you love me very much, and remember that I love you very much, but I'll give you a chance to be alone with Cather now, and I'll see you later. ”

Yelena dragged Adele out of the room, leaving only Goyan and Catherine.

Gao Yang and Yelena's two-person world is living well. As a result, Yelena followed Catherine to the Southern Ocean, and her simple love life immediately became complicated. Adding a Catherine is messy enough. But now it turned out to be the Great War of the Three Kingdoms.

Gao Yang walked to Catherine's bedside, with a look of confusion and panic, and said, "What's going on, can you explain it to me?" ”

Catherine looked like she was about to cry, and after closing her eyes, she said weakly, "Now I'd rather die than face this embarrassing situation." God, how did I end up befriending Adele. ”

After saying that, Catherine opened her eyes and said with a wry smile: "Adele is a genius. She has a Ph.D. in psychology, a Ph.D. in law, and now she has a master's degree in animal behavior, and will soon have a Ph.D., but Adele has almost zero emotional intelligence, her brain circuits are different from normal people, and she can be described as an idiot in a way. ”

Gao Yang smiled bitterly: "To be honest, I found out, but I didn't see it before. ”

Catherine also smiled bitterly: "This world is very simple for Adele, everything is only divided into two categories, what she likes and what she doesn't like, people are the same, what she likes and what she doesn't like, it turns out that when she meets someone she doesn't like, she will treat each other as air, and when she meets someone she likes, she will express the most fanatical side, she has been regarded as a freak since she was a child, no one likes a freak, fortunately, now Adele has grown a lot, and when she interacts with ordinary people, she can barely be regarded as a normal person, but it is very hard, Now you and I are categorized by her as the kind of person she likes, so she immediately shows her abnormal side. ”

Gao Yang said in a daze: "In other words, Adele is a madman?" ”

Catherine shook her head and said, "No, she's not crazy, it's just that her EQ is too much behind her IQ, Adele's IQ is 185, which is as high as Galileo, but her EQ should be about the same as that of a four- or five-year-old child now, you should see that her thinking pattern is no different from that of a child in terms of treating feelings." ”

Gao Yang shook his head and said, "It's hard to imagine what it is like to have an IQ as high as 185, but the thinking mode is stuck in a five-year-old child's talent." ”

Catherine hesitated for a moment, then smiled bitterly: "Actually, according to Adele's extreme exclusivity in terms of feelings, and the characteristics of a small benefit that can be discarded, the psychiatrist's analysis of her emotional intelligence in terms of feelings, should be less than three years old, according to her analysis of herself, she is in a baby state between two years and eight months to three years and four months, however, you don't have to treat her as a child, in other aspects, Adele shows at least fifteen-year-old emotional intelligence." ”

Gao Yang shook his head suddenly, and then said dejectedly: "Forget it, forget it, don't talk about Adele, since she is like a child, it is like sending a child away." ”

After putting Adele's topic aside, Gao Yang looked at Catherine, who was full of monitoring instruments and had infusion tubes in both arms, and couldn't help but feel soft.

Gao Yang originally wanted to tell Catherine bluntly that there was no possibility between the two of them, but looking at Catherine's miserable outfit, especially thinking that Catherine was so miserable in order to save Yelena, he immediately swallowed the words back into his stomach, and said instead: "Catherine, I, I'm so grateful to you, hell, I don't know what to say." ”

Catherine smiled and said, "Gao, I don't want to ruin the relationship between you and Yelena, I never thought about it like that, so, everything is over, just as if nothing happened." ”

Gao Yang nodded, but then shook his head again, and said with a wry smile: "Just if nothing happened, how is this possible." ”

Catherine sighed lightly: "I'm sorry, I really caused you a lot of trouble, if only I hadn't told Yelena anything, I'm sorry, I thought I was dead, I didn't want to take my true thoughts to the grave, so I told Yelena what I thought in my heart, I admit, I was selfish at the time." ”

Gao Yang scratched his head in distress and said, "Don't be stupid, you can be a saint if you are great, and you can be involved with selfishness, but what now?" I used to have a very good impression of you, but I already have Yelena, and I'm not one to share my love, damn, I don't know what to say, it seems that my emotional intelligence is on the same level as Adele. ”

Catherine smiled again and said, "Okay, if you want to repay me, then kiss me, but it can't be like perfunctory Adele, I want an affectionate kiss, end our impossible relationship with a kiss, and then let us continue to be ordinary friends." (To be continued......)

PS: It's too messy, spoof, haluha.