10. Prairie Immortals

Tie Dan'er circled his skinny body and curled up on the kang, without any life at all! A big man now has to rely on his wife and children to support, not to mention how sad it is!

But fate is like this, she will cut off your waist when you are caught off guard, and there is no money for treatment when you are sick, and you can only go to God and worship Buddha day by day.

Tie Dan'er's fourth aunt's mother-in-law is a big immortal, and Tie Dan'er invited her to heal. Because Shandan was born weak, he has always been sick and crooked, and he is still soft and falling at the age of seven or eight. Therefore, the great fairy lord treated the father and daughter together.

The second baby set up the livestock early in the morning and pulled a flatbed car to pick up the big fairy, dozens of miles away a day back and forth, before the sun set, the second baby finally invited the big fairy to the hot kang. It was an old lady with small feet, walking tremblingly, wearing a lambskin black coat with a black coarse cloth dress with a large right placket inside, clean and neat, and she looked very shrewd.

After eating iron eggs, my mother saved them for a summer, and prepared to change the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar eggs, and made scrambled eggs and pancakes.

The Great Immortal first carefully cleaned his hands and face with well water, and then sat in the center of the big kang, in front of him was a kang table with red lacquer, on which the incense burner, yellow table paper, tribute incense, a cup of white wine, and a pot of tea, tea is the only brick tea in the local area, and it is best to cook milk tea. It is said that the great fairy likes to smoke and drink tea, paper cigarettes were a luxury at that time, and the Zhuang family could not afford to smoke. But the great fairy likes to smoke paper cigarettes, so in order to seek the protection of the great immortal, he naturally wants to buy it for filial piety, so Tie Dan'er's mother bought a box of sun brand cigarettes and put it on the kang table.

The great immortal first picked up the incense and lit three sticks, picked up the wine glass, dipped the wine with the ring finger of his right hand and saluted the heavens three times, drank it all, and poured a full cup and put it away. Then he picked up a paper cigarette and smoked one, inhaled it by himself, accompanied by a cup of strong tea, followed by a few big yawns, Hitomi Ren'er hid it and revealed all the whites of his eyes, and the great fairy of the spirit was put on his body.

Then he began to tell in a strange singing voice that the great fairy came from He Mountain and He Cave, and he came here today to do something, and then sang to Tie Dan'er's illness: "Get up early in the morning to pick up dung, there is a ghost hidden in the big depression, and if you don't say a polite word, it will come to your house to find trouble!" Now that we meet my Nanshan Immortal, we have to say that the Great Immortal Lord is right or wrong, and good words are easy to say and not offend. You take your Yangguan Road, he crosses his single-plank bridge, the two have nothing to do with each other, take the money and don't disturb each other, go well! So the family burned some paper money to send the ghost away. The great immortal later said that the powder lotus was a lack of mother's womb, that is, a congenital deficiency, and it would be good to raise it slowly.

So the great immortal began to arrange the elixir: the pen and ink waited, drew a talisman on the yellow table paper, and recited the words in his mouth, and then burned off the ashes of the yellow table paper and put it in the bowl, and then collected the fallen incense ash, and then the key point was to hold a piece of yellow table paper in both hands and hold it up to the air to ask for the immortal medicine, and after a while, the yellow table paper really had a black powder, and the previous fragrant ash paper ash and ink were mixed thoroughly, and the father and daughter drank it.

After seeing the disease, the great fairy master wanted to retreat, seeing that the old lady's face was pale, and after a stirring spirit, he returned to his original state, and then saw that the old lady was already sweating profusely, and then lay down to rest.

The next day, the great fairy asked Tie Dan'er to go up the mountain to collect medicine, and when he saw what to pick, everyone wondered if he would pick poisonous weeds? The old lady said no, the Great Immortal Master would follow Tie Dan'er up the mountain, and whatever medicine he picked was the instructions of the Great Immortal. Because it is winter in Saibei, the weather is cold and freezing, where is there still medicine to collect? What was harvested was nothing more than grass root bark, and after the so-called medicine was put into the medicine pot, after the decoction, there was really a smell of herbs, and Tie Dan'er drank it in one gulp, sweated profusely, and fell asleep.

Usually, the old lady doesn't smoke or drink. It's just that the Great Immortal Lord showed his incomparable love for tobacco and alcohol, and even greed.

After this toss, Tie Dan'er's spirit seems to be much better.

A parent in the same village who usually chattered and sharpened knives in the middle of the night heard that Tie Dan'er's family had invited the great immortal, so they came to the door to show their son. The old lady shirked in every possible way, and couldn't stand the earnest words of her parents, so she agreed to give her a little look.

After the great immortal master went up, he told the other party that the offspring was a thousand-year-old dog demon, and the Tao was very deep, I was afraid that she couldn't fight, so she had to try her best, but don't let the offspring know! The Great Immortal Master cut eight human figures with red paper, and told the parents of the latter to wrap the paper figure clockwise from head to toe while the latter was asleep, and remember to never reverse the direction from head to toe! Then go out of the gate and burn the paper figurines a hundred steps away in all directions, and do it in eight directions for eight days, and try to see if it works.

On the morning of the third day, the old lady was taking a nap, and suddenly a spirit got up, and she was anxious to leave immediately, Tie Dan'er's mother was very surprised, and asked the reason, the old lady said: "Oh no, the method I did has been discovered by the other party, and he is on the way here." I need to get out of here. ”

Tiedan'er's mother immediately asked the second baby next door to prepare a carriage and send the old lady home.

Unexpectedly, Hou Sheng had already blocked the door in three steps and two steps! As soon as he entered the door, he shouted at the old lady: "You are the great immortal?" I'm still a great immortal! Who are we better than? Saying that, he crashed into the arms of the old lady who was getting off the kang, the old lady is over seventy years old, how can she withstand such a toss in the afterlife? ! Fortunately, the second baby and the parents of the latter arrived in time to pull the latter out of the house.

The old lady was frightened, and the second baby hurriedly set up the carriage and sent the old lady away.

Less than half a year after that, Housheng ended his life with a rope. It was said that the dog demon took his life.

The cure of the iron egg is gone. And then it went on and on.