Chapter 81: Fun Facts about Yellow Skins
A human-looking weasel suddenly came to Li Chengyu and spoke human. He asked, "Do you look at me, like a human or a god?"
Because in Dragon Province, it is more common for such five immortals to appear frequently. knew that this was Huang Pizi begging for a seal from himself, so Li Chengyu did not panic at that time, but found it very interesting, so he happily started talking.
"Hehe, it's funny, I look at you, like a god!"
Hearing Li Chengyu's answer, Huang Pizi immediately became happy, immediately laughed and played two rolls on the ground, stood up and left happily.
Watching the yellow skin bounce away, Li Chengyu shook his head, thinking that this guy was not fun at all, so he just left directly, and he didn't say thank you.
However, he really wronged others. The yellow-skinned man didn't just leave. After a while, just when Li Chengyu was still looking at the direction where the yellow skin had just left, and he was still a little stunned, he saw that the yellow skin actually went and returned, and turned back?
Moreover, it was not just the yellow skin himself, it also brought two companions. It looks very similar to it, with a black mouth, and stands and walks like a human. White beard, but the color of the fur on the two yellow-skinned bodies is slightly lighter than the first, brownish-yellow.
The yellow skin rolled over mischievously to Li Chengyu, and then took the other two yellow skins and said together: "Do you think I look like a human or a god? Do you think I look like a human or a god?"
These three consecutive questions made Li Chengyu happy all of a sudden, laughed again and again, and said loudly: "I look at you, like a person!"
Then the three yellow skins moved in unison, covered their stomachs and laughed in unison, and then played two rolls on the ground together, and after a few circles of jumping together, they left together laughing in the direction they had just come.
Watching them leave, Li Chengyu also thought that the matter was already over. This magical encounter ends there. He turned around and continued fishing, but, after a moment, he heard the sound of chirping behind him, and the ground under his feet seemed to fluctuate slightly.
Seeing that the river in front of him also began to ripple in circles, Li Chengyu realized that something was wrong and raised his head to observe if there were any other changes around him.
It didn't matter if he looked up, he was so scared that he almost fell into the river!
What's going on?!
I saw that a large number of groups of yellow skins had emerged in the place where the three yellow skins had just left! And it was the dark brown yellow skin that was the leader, and Li Chengyu felt that their target seemed to be himself!
When the huge number of yellow skins was only a dozen steps away from him, he saw them suddenly swarm up and rush around Li Chengyu together, stacking them one on top of the other, piling themselves high.
Li Chengyu was surrounded by water, and they chattered and shouted together: "You see me like a human like a god, you see me like a human like a god, you see me like a human like a god, you look at me like a human like a god, you look at me like a human like a god......
In an instant, Li Chengyu felt as if thousands of voices were shouting together in his ears, and he felt that his ears were buzzing!
I covered my ears with my hands but it didn't work, and finally, I finally broke out! I shouted at the group of yellow skins: "I think you are a bunch of weasel lambs!"
When these yellow-skinned people heard this, they were all frightened, and they screamed ——, and then fled in all directions in a hurry!
The angry Li Chengyu didn't even catch fish, so he came back with his things.
It turned out that the yellow-skinned man saw that Li Chengyu should be a good talker, so he went back and told his disciples and grandchildren the good news, and led them to come together to ask for a seal and ask a fairy to go back.
In the end, it became this interesting story.
When I think about it now, I still want to smile, and I really feel cute.
Another time, I heard my grandfather talk about it - the yellow skin is charming.
Many years ago, that summer, when there were no children at home. My grandmother, as usual, sat on the kang to cool off. My grandfather sat at the other end and watched the news on TV, and everything was no different.
But my grandmother, sitting at the end of the kang, suddenly leaned over and fell, staggering as if she were drunk. My grandfather glanced at it, and it didn't seem to be right, and he called his grandmother's name a few times, but when he saw that his grandmother didn't seem to hear her, he didn't respond.
The grandfather watched as her grandmother continued like this for a quarter of an hour or so, and still did not make any other movements, so he came to her grandmother's side and gave her a push on the shoulder.
But my grandmother was still indifferent, with a beautiful smile on her face, and her body was half tilted and swaying.
In the end, my grandfather couldn't, so I had to step forward and reach out and pinch my grandmother's middle and wake up my grandmother strongly!
When my grandmother woke up, my grandfather asked her what had happened to her, and why had she suddenly become strange?
Because my grandfather was an atheist, I didn't believe in any magic at that time. So, my grandmother didn't know what was going on.
The two saw that there was nothing to do, so they put the matter aside for the time being. But the next day, at the same time, the same situation still occurred? It should not be a coincidence? My grandfather woke up my delirious grandmother in the same way.
And then for a few days, it was still like this, and my grandfather came up with a way to tell my grandmother to stand on the ground as soon as she arrived at that time, and maybe this situation would not have happened.
My grandmother, as he said, stood on the ground early and walked around. After waiting for a long time, just when my grandfather thought that the strange thing might disappear, I saw my grandmother fall down in a daze in front of his eyes!
My grandmother sat down on the floor, leaning on the chair next to her and shaking herself. With a pleasant smile on his face, he seems to be very happy.
The two tried many methods one after another, such as sleeping all the time, running and jumping in the yard, and in the end they didn't avoid the same result.
This made my grandfather, who had never believed in ghosts and gods, shake his long-standing concept for the first time.
My grandfather wondered, is there really something in this world that can possess people's bodies and manipulate other people's consciousness?
With half-believing thoughts, my grandfather asked the old people in the village about this matter, and he really learned a lot of these strange things as soon as he inquired!
If it was the earlier time, my grandfather would only sneer and say: "It's all the psychological effect of people, it's okay to make it up!"
But when my grandfather heard people say, "Some people will suddenly do strange things, and then they will lose their consciousness, as if they were drunk, and they don't remember what they have done!
At this moment, my grandfather's belief was nearly half shaken.
Then he pretended to be casual and asked, "How is it that the person who got into such a strange state is good?"
The old people all have the same answer - they can catch!
An old man said that he had seen several times out of the horse immortal family on these people's bodies, pinching and pressing the tendons and veins everywhere, and catching the most certain beating place.
You can ask where the evil creature is, where it lives, what it wants, and find it, and then you can get rid of it.
This strange shape is exactly - the yellow skin is charming.
They are all yellow skins who have Taoism and have not yet become adults, so they are very shrewd and not easy to offend. You have to go along with it, and you can't be in a hurry.
My grandfather wrote down all the experiences he had heard, and the day after he returned home, he began experimenting.
After my grandmother just lost consciousness, she began to press along the side of her neck, until it was on the inside of her left arm, and when she felt a sudden jump under her hand, she pinched it excitedly and asked tentatively, "Who are you?"