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He's a pirate.

Although the process of acceptance was difficult, I am now gradually getting used to being a 'pirate'.

However, if Lady Marisa had known that her beloved youngest son, like the hairy and blood-drinking savages in the north of the city-state, was gulping down inferior rum, stepping on the greasy deck with one foot, and swearing with all his mouth, the poor old woman might faint in an instant, right?

Yes, half a year ago, who would have thought that the famous Young Master Simon on West Street would be down to what he is now?

No...... There's a person! There's a person who can think of it!

That damned, damned, big-chested, disgusting General Cavinnis.

It is really infuriating that such a beast person would be born in the bloodline of the Light Shield family!

Okay, but this little girl's skin does have a good skin, and I have been deceived by all the battles......

Ah, even after half a year, the wound on his waist that was kicked by Cavendney, a little brute, is still aching.

Damn, Lao Tzu begged her like that, this stinky girl even disregarded her and kicked Lao Tzu, the fourth young master of the Nils family, who was chic, graceful, and handsome, and could cause thousands of Debang girls to scream.

Damn it, a member of the Shield Family!

Alas......

Say it's some top-secret mission for me to go to Bilgewater to find the remnants of the Noxian reformers?

How the fuck am I going to find this?

For most of the past six months, in addition to the disgusting seabirds that only poop on the top of people's heads, the disgusting sea beasts that eat even, and a group of disgusting pirates who are no different from, where can you see the shadow of a Noxian?!

Besides, haven't the so-called Noxian reformers been standing still and have not carried out their plans?

I haven't done it yet.,This is the remnants of the special mother?!There will be a ghost Noxians in this special place?!

…… Besides, this stinky put Lao Tzu near the main island of Bilgewater, right? What does it mean to throw Lao Tzu at the junction of the Piltover Sea and the Twelve Seas?!

Damn it...... Lao Tzu was also fished up by a passing pirate ship!

Why isn't it the navy of Picheng?!?!?! my Cao!!

Alas...... I'm really out of luck......

However, although he gave them all the gold coins and valuable things on his body, he even joined their gang.

At least, they survived......

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have acted rashly at that time.

Roland's stinky boys, when I return to Debang, I must screw off their heads and hang them around the neck of the Colossus for public display!

Oh yes, if, I mean, somebody can see this essay journal of mine, you can come to my house at Nils's house on West Street, the main city of Demacia, with this piece of parchment that probably already smells, and I, Simoniers, will definitely entertain you.

Well, if I'm still alive.

Then again, how nice it would be for those poor people to fight in front of me, and I myself could live comfortably in the main city......

Alas, in this hellish place, there is not even a decent chick except for the inferior and vulgar people with a full face and no manners to speak of.

Originally, they had already planned to attend Miss Sona's recital...... Alas, that's Miss Suanna's guqin recital once a year......

Miss Sana......

My Goddess......

Your face, your smile, your giant ......

No, you can't blasphemy my goddess......

However, lately, I don't know if it's Simon who has come to work, but in a place like Bilgewater, where birds don't, I met four goddess-like women in a week.

Tsk, but three of them, it doesn't feel like such a simple character.

Dorani, the strongest newcomer of the year.

A beautiful chick actually took only half a year to defeat the original ruler and occupy one of the twelve seas.

I heard that last week, one of her ships had some friction with Planck's ship in the Sea of Watchers.

Today, though, a few of us saw her in a special tavern in the West End.

Judging from the smile on the girl's face at the time, probably now, even Planck can't do anything about her for the time being?

Tsk, who knows.

And that chick who is called a priest's girl.

I don't know when it began, among the pirates across the twelve seas, such a strange existence suddenly appeared.

In the name of God, purification and redemption?

This bullshit redemption, in a place like Bilgewater, is fucking ridiculous.

But how could such a strange and strange so-called God's will trick so many Bilgewater pirates into 'washing away their sins' and accompanying her to the sea?

Oh my God, if this chick had been born in Demacia, she would have been thrown into a mobile steel shovel by the Forbidden Demon Team and crushed to pieces.

Heh, though, compared to the two female pirates who have recently made a name for themselves, the other one makes Master Simoniels feel a lot better.

Cecia.

Seems like a bounty hunter?

I heard that recently because of some grudges, he killed many people in the process of chasing Dorani, plus she was a beautiful girl, and she gradually became famous on the main island of Bilgewater.

Hehe, it doesn't matter who she is, those slender, tight and elastic legs...... Hey......

Such chicks, placed in the main city of Demacia, are all of the best level.

Speaking of which, the first time I saw the appearance of this chick named Cecia, I inexplicably thought she was a bit like a Demacian.

Still, the uncleaned pirate crest on the chick's right arm made me give up on this conjecture.

How can a proud Demacian be a pirate?!

Inexistent.

I'm a pirate now, but I'm actually a spy.

Well, that's it, I, Young Master Simoniers, am just completing the tasks of the army.

For the sake of the great Demacian army, I must complete the task given to me by that odious general.

I'm putting up with humiliation...... Well......

Tsk, but in the end, the three of them are still a little worse than Miss Suanna.

Miss Sana's beauty can never be surpassed!

Interestingly, these three chicks, who had recently made a name for themselves in Bilgewater, actually met in that tavern.

Hehe, you're looking at this piece of parchment, and you're wondering what happened?

Well, actually, I don't know if anyone will be able to see a piece of parchment like this......

…… Forget it, just let me Master Simon talk to himself......

(On the crumpled parchment, there is a faint mark in this place that seems to have been erased.) ）

So, in the end, Lao Tzu's life was almost lost in that tavern......

And that little Lori is the existence that surprised Master Simon the most.