April 10, cloudy. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Today, I'm a little idle. So, I'm going to fulfill my vow.

I'll take the beast on a wandering journey.

When I went down the stairs, I happened to meet the neighbor next door, and they asked me: "Assistant Artemisia, aren't you busy on Sunday?"

I smiled and said, "Busy, too busy! But you still have to be filial to the old man, don't you? I'm going to take the old man to Sturhai for a road trip!"

When the neighbor heard this, he immediately gave me a thumbs up and said to me: "It's so good, look how filial your assistant Artemisia is to your father!

Hehe, I was so happy to hear it, and I was happy to die.

It seems that the article is basically known to everyone.

The day before yesterday, an article in the newspaper explained the five reasons why Sihai must be visited:

One: Dream journey, healthy and fashionable;

It is said that salt water floating, black mud health and mineral spa, listen to it, how pleasant~

2. New hot springs, warm and comfortable;

The water temperature is 37 °C, the mud temperature is 42 °C, the room temperature is 25 °C, and it is said to be a geothermal medical mineral water from a depth of 3,000 meters, and the water temperature is 76 °C.

Three: super large capacity, super enjoyment;

The floating hall, known as 10,000 square meters, can accommodate 10,000 people per day, which should be super fun, right?

Four: perfect facilities, first-class service;

Isn't the goal pursuit of 5 A tourism level first-class entrepreneurial teams?

Five: the itinerary is easy, enjoyable and leisurely;

It is 110 kilometers away from Tonghai City, and it takes 1 hour to arrive.

What a glamorous weekend to enjoy! I immediately took the beast with me.

However, it took us five and a half hours from 8:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Saturday before we arrived in the so-called Surahai from the western suburbs.

After another hour and a half of lunch, we finally "bathed" in the "scene" of Sihai.

At half past six in the evening, the beast had to come to me: flee this place quickly, the real place of death!

Will I heed his request to give up this "super enjoyment"?

At night, I lay in bed, depressed and bitter, but I reminisced about the taste of this Sihai and couldn't help but have the same five reasons in my heart, all of which were gratification, joy and enjoyment.

Because everything here is tossing the beast for me.

Here are five reasons why:

One: Nightmare Journey, Three Absolute Nightmares

The mineral spa is in a small room, and all the switches that can be controlled are monitored by the staff in the museum, and if you want to be showered by the water curtain, wait~ I don't know when there will be a drop of water to take care of you.

The waiter told the old man to wait, and I told him to stay alone in the waist-deep pool and wait. By the time I came to pick him up, he had already had a verbal fight with the waiter!

In this world, such a domineering clause certainly does not have the demeanor of respecting the old and loving the young.

Salt water floating?

In the black-red or black-and-yellow limescale indoor pool, as small as three seconds to hit a floater's shallow pool of water, I made him float on a neck bracket as he wished, because without its help, he would have to sway from side to side, precariously, either with water in his eardrums or in excruciating eye pain.

Before the beast came, there was a knife on his hand to cut vegetables, and he was stung by this one, and it hurt so much that he bared his teeth, and he did not see the knife on his hand healed (the article promised to "quickly heal small wounds"), but his eyes were stinging and killing people~

To this day, his eyes seem to be itching and painful, as if he can't be cured.

The funniest thing is the so-called "black mud health".

Originally, I thought that it would not be a black muddy and sandy land like a beach in Sihai, but a city that simulated the appearance of a sandy beach, right?

Haha, I didn't expect that it was a jar, with half a jar of black slimy mud in it, and let people go to a shower room, or after applying it to yourself or a friend, you will either stand outside to bask in the sun, or use three or five special light lamps indoors to radiate and dry the black mud on your body.

Haha~ What a black mud health city!

Of course, the beast was smeared by himself, and it was so cold that his upper and lower teeth trembled, and goosebumps on his body were like millet grains.

2: How comfortable is the hot spring?

Generally speaking, when talking about hot springs, you will always see the springs, or tell you where there is a spring, right? Of course, perhaps, in the guest room, however, the guest room is hourly system, 24 hours to charge 398 yuan, although it is more expensive, it seems to be a loss, but when you go out, it is not impossible to be poor, but the beast has a cold, insisting on going home.

Hehe, I laughed and was happy, but tears flowed down.

Three: The so-called super super oversized can be understood as: in the end, I am still in the countryside, I don't know what "super" is? A "small" word is enough to sum up everything!

Four: Because of the so-called high-speed of the whole journey, we set off late.

As a result, some sections of the road were impassable and had to wind and bump on the national highway for at least an hour and a half; on that section of the highway, we were either congested with traffic or heavy trucks crawling like snails; and when we crossed the exit of the Sihe Bridge, we had to wait for the toll booth for a full hour and five minutes!

The most filthy thing is that when the next big slope comes to the depression, a dirt road is difficult to walk, just as the beast said, the heart is bumped to death!

Five: As for whether it is a first-class service?

I have been to places of interest, vacation and leisure, only here let me know for the first time, a pot of flower tea is 130 yuan, a pot of boiled water is 30 yuan.

Even if it is a plate of shredded carrots, there is only one amount of carrots, but it can slaughter you for 58 yuan~

As for the drinks, dare to use foreign fines!

The waiter is like a fly, chirping at your table all the time~

Look at who dares to defy the "law"! It's just too much of a bully clause!

The drink that the beast craved most was also completely forgiven.

What frustrated him the most: the shower. Rub your back, charge 55 yuan! Disposable bath towel 3 yuan! When you check out and leave, you are inexplicably beaten out of a mineral water fee: 10 yuan!

He was no longer able to criticize him, because while in the bath, a local bully insisted that the beast had used the faucet of a swimming trunk he had put beforehand, and was scolded for being a dog blood sprinkler and slapped once or twice.

When I got out of the bathhouse, in the hall, the bully was still complaining and scolding the local friends: "What a domineering old man, the whole robber bully, dare to encroach on me~"

The beast begged me with a wail: Hurry up—run away!

Haha, what came to my eyes: the experience of many, many tourists, what tourists were blocked~

Tourists were killed~

Tourist vehicles were hit~

Wait, wait. Hehe, it's like a devil has entered the village, old man, run, run, run~

Sihai ~ In the next life, he said, he will never come again~

And finally, at the end he said: From now on, don't be filial to me.

I'd rather be alone.

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