Chapter 348: You've Eaten It All
It was a meticulous work, and the little brush brushed on the face little by little, as if cleaning up an artifact that had just been excavated from the ground, and he did not dare to be careless at all, for fear that the slightest mistake would bring irreparable consequences.
"I said you're pretty enough, what kind of makeup are you wearing?" Huang Fei felt that if he could convince Ding Can to give up makeup, it would be a big victory for him.
"You don't understand, a woman can't be called a woman without makeup." Ding Can said while tracing his eyebrows in the mirror.
Is there any such claim? Huang Fei didn't know, he had never heard of it, could it be that a woman is not a woman without makeup? What is not a woman, a man? What are you kidding, then if you want to put on makeup, won't you also become a woman? Huang Fei felt that this logic was a bit strong.
"I can understand the psychology of women's pursuit of perfection, but the key also depends on the conditions, right? Those women who can scare people to death after washing their faces, they wear makeup, which is also responsible for society and life, but like you, I don't think there is any need for makeup, it's already so beautiful and moving, and you have to wear makeup, do you say that you go out and let other women live? Do you want other men to live? Huang Fei continued his psychological offensive and asked Ding Can to give up makeup.
"I paint my makeup, what does it have to do with other people?" Ding Can began to draw another eyebrow.
"How does it not matter? You said that if you wear makeup, other women will not be jealous when you go out? Haven't you taken away the souls of other men? In a sense, you're killing someone. Huang Fei made the problem a little more serious.
This sentence seemed to be very effective, and Ding Can really stopped what he was doing and turned his head to look at Huang Fei.
Just when Huang Fei was complacent, Ding Can spoke: "Why didn't I find out when you became so good at talking, with such a sweet mouth, and so good at patting sycophants?" ”
"Huh?" Huang Fei was stunned for a moment, the conscience of heaven and earth, swore to the sky, he really didn't mean to pat himself on the back, he just wanted Ding Can to know that she was just as beautiful without makeup.
"For the sake of your confidence in me, I must paint this makeup well, and I must make myself more beautiful, so as not to live up to your expectations of me." After Ding Can finished speaking, he turned around and began to draw again.
At this point, Huang Fei's plan was completely declared bankrupt, and at the same time, he also understood a truth, in some things, such as makeup, women's thinking is not measured by common sense at all.
If you want a woman to give up makeup, it is more practical to find a way to persuade herself to wait patiently.
After more than an hour, Ding Can sat in front of the mirror without the slightest intention of leaving, and kept smearing there.
"How long will it take?" Huang Fei felt that he was very tired, he hadn't gone to the street yet, he was already tired, he finally understood why it was said that men don't like to go shopping with women, it's not that men are really so lazy, but waiting for women to put on makeup at home has consumed 80% of men's patience.
"It'll be right away, three minutes." Ding Can also heard that Huang Fei was a little anxious, and hurriedly comforted him.
Several more minutes have passed, and Ding Can still doesn't look like he's done.
"It's been almost thirty minutes, can you do it?" Huang Fei lay directly on the bed, and he found that it was a very stupid thing to sit and wait, not only wasting his mind, but also his body.
"Two minutes." Ding Can's answer was very concise and crisp.
Huang Fei closed his eyes directly, who he loved, let it be fate.
When Huang Fei was woken up from his dream, a smiling face appeared in front of him.
"How? Is it good-looking? Ding Can turned around in front of Huang Fei with his skirt in both hands, and asked proudly.
"Beautiful." Huang Fei nodded vigorously, he didn't dare to raise any objections, he was afraid that as long as he showed the slightest unsatisfactory reaction, Ding Can would immediately tear off his clothes and wash his face, and then let everything start all over again.
"Alright, let's go." Ding Can happily pulled Huang Fei up, then ran to the shoe cabinet with a small leather bag and began to pick up the shoes again.
Speaking of conscience, Ding Can is indeed better looking than before with such makeup, but it is not much better, Ding Can is already very beautiful, the more beautiful the person, the less space she wants to become more beautiful through makeup. Huang Fei really felt that it was not worth wasting such a long time just for such a little improvement.
Originally, Huang Fei planned to go out for lunch with Ding Can, and then the two went shopping together, but now that he looked at his watch, Huang Fei's mind had changed.
When we go out, we will have some afternoon tea together, and then we will go shopping, and the lunch plan will be canceled, and it will be good to do it directly with dinner.
After repeated hardships, Huang Fei finally went out with Ding Can, Huang Fei wanted to drive, but was stopped by Ding Can, her reason was very simple: of course, shopping is to walk, driving there is called rushing.
"It's all up to you." Huang Fei put the car keys back in his pocket, asked Ding Can to hold his arm, and the two of them walked out of the community.
When he came to the side of the road, Ding Can stretched out his hand to stop a taxi, and then pulled Huang Fei to sit on it.
"Aren't you going to walk and go shopping?" Huang Fei didn't quite understand Ding Can's behavior.
"It's so far from the shopping street, how long will it take to walk?" Ding Can's reasons are strong.
Huang Fei shut up and didn't speak, but he was very depressed in his heart, why did he call a hurry when he drove and didn't he take a taxi?
When I arrived at the commercial street, according to Ding Can's plan, even afternoon tea was saved, and I directly started the shopping mode.
"I'm a little hungry." Huang Fei clutched his stomach, didn't eat breakfast or lunch, and directly started to go shopping, is it a little too irresponsible for his body?
"Why are there so many things? I'm hungry when I go shopping, is it okay to have a little fun? Ding Can glared at Huang Fei, and then pulled him to a roadside stall.
"Boss, give me two grilled sausages." Ding Can took out the change from his wallet and handed it to the boss, and took two grilled sausages from the boss.
"Eat some of this mat first, and then eat something delicious in the evening." Ding Can handed the grilled sausage to Huang Fei.
Huang Fei was a little helpless as a result, and when he took a bite, the taste was not bad, and the grilled sausages were also eaten, as long as he could eat to his heart's content.
"Is it delicious?" Ding Can saw that Huang Fei was eating very fragrantly, and she suddenly felt a little hungry.
"It's okay." Huang Fei said and took another bite.
"I'll taste it." Ding Can snatched back the other one in his hand without waiting for Huang Fei's consent, and ate it as soon as he opened his mouth.
"It's very good, the taste is different from what I've eaten before, why have I never found such a delicious grilled sausage?" Ding Can ate as he spoke, and soon there was only a bamboo stick left in his hand.
"What's wrong with you? Isn't it tasty? I think it's delicious. Doesn't the taste of these two sticks be different? Ding Can turned his head to look at Huang Fei staring at him blankly, still holding the remaining half of the roast sausage in his hand.
"Uh... Huang Fei didn't know how to answer Ding Can.
"Is it really different? I'll taste it. As soon as Ding Can finished speaking, Huang Fei found that the remaining half of the roast sausage in his hand ran to her hand somehow.
Huang Fei licked his lips, yes, there is a smell of grilled sausages, he must have eaten grilled sausages, but the question is where are the grilled sausages?
Huang Fei once wondered if his thinking was a little confused? Or are you hallucinating because you haven't rested well? He secretly pinched himself, and it hurt.
"It tastes the same, why don't you eat it?" Ding Can bit the remaining half of Huang Fei's roasted sausage in his mouth and asked with some incomprehension.
yes, why don't I eat it? Huang Fei was also asking himself this question.
"Alright, let's go." Ding Can finished eating the grilled sausage, took out a tissue from his bag and wiped his mouth and hands, and then played with Huang Fei and continued to walk forward, while Huang Fei was still thinking about the question of the grilled sausage.
After walking for about a few tens of meters, Huang Fei suddenly stopped, he figured it out, he figured out why he didn't eat the grilled sausage, it wasn't that he didn't eat it, it was because he didn't have to eat it at all.
Ding Can bought a total of two grilled sausages, which seemed to be bought for Huang Fei, but after Huang Fei ate two bites, Ding Can snatched one of them under the pretext of tasting whether it was good or not, and ate it at a very fast speed.
Therefore, although on the surface, Ding Can bought two grilled sausages for Huang Fei, but in fact, Huang Fei ate less than half of them.
"Why don't you leave, what are you doing in a daze?" Ding Can asked strangely.
"I'm thinking about the sausage." Huang Fei pouted and said.
"What's there to think about grilled sausages? Didn't I buy you two? What else do you want it for? I can tell you, you can't eat too much of this barbecue at a time, it's not good for your health. Ding Can told Huang Fei a big truth.
"You're right, let's go." Huang Fei nodded, pulled Ding Can and walked forward, he couldn't think about roasting sausages anymore? He's already eaten two grilled sausages.
Huang Fei said to himself silently.
When a woman goes shopping, it is nothing more than a fixed number of places: those who sell clothes, shoes, bags, cosmetics, and finally one that sells jewelry.
As for the rest, they can't think of it and won't look at it.
Huang Fei was getting more and more tired as he walked, mainly because his stomach was empty and there was no food, but Ding Can did look full of energy and did not feel tired at all.
Of course, three-quarters of the sausages went into her stomach. Huang Fei thought with some dissatisfaction.
As soon as this idea came to his mind, Huang Fei immediately said to himself in his heart: I have already eaten two grilled sausages, I have already eaten two grilled sausages...
With psychological hints over and over again, Huang Fei began to believe that he had really eaten two grilled sausages, but why was he still so hungry? Could it be that the amount of food you eat has increased again?
Ding Can is very strange when he goes shopping, it's basically a rule, just look at it and don't buy it, after shopping for a long time, his hand is still empty, and he doesn't buy anything.
"Why don't you buy it? I think you like that outfit. Huang Fei asked a little strangely.
"Are you stupid?" Ding Can gave Huang Fei a roll of his eyes, which he didn't know how many it was.