[5] Come to the underworld in advance

The sound of ghosts crying and wolf pulled Li Xiaowu back to reality from his dream. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

''Emma, there's a ghost.'' ‘’

Seeing the incomparably tall face of the remy horse in front of him, Li Xiaowu couldn't help but exclaim.

The cow is tall and the big cow head and horse noodles, lowered his head and looked at Li Xiaowu, and said dissatisfiedly: "Your uncle's is a ghost, young man, you make grandpa very unhappy, so I will send you to the oil pot to fry later, so that you can taste the taste of the oil pot." ‘’

Stunned for a moment, Li Xiaowu said with a bitter face, "That big brother, just kidding, don't take it seriously." Anyway, big brother, what did you eat to grow so tall?''

Remy Martin was too lazy to deal with Li Xiaowu anymore, and directly pressed him to the Hades Palace, waiting for Hades to judge him, oh wrong, waiting for the representative of Hell to judge him, and Hades asked for leave to travel.

Although he wanted to resist, Li Xiaowu helplessly found that he had practiced kung fu for decades, and since he was of no damn use here.

When entering the Hades Palace, Li Xiaowu remembered many things, the most important of which was that he remembered that he was hit by a meteor.

Looking around, and then touching his body, Li Xiaowu suddenly cried and said with a sad face, "God, you don't have to play with me like this, you can be killed by meteors when you see a meteor shower, you tell me how unlucky I am?"

"What are you muttering, hurry up, the representative is still waiting for you to come home from work." ‘’

When he arrived at the Hades Palace, Li Xiaowu saw a young man in modern clothes, sitting in the position of Hades.

''The aunt next door, you are rough, I promise not to kill you.'' What's so ugly about this Hades? What's so terrible? Not only is this fucking handsome man than me, but he's also as approachable as the neighbor's big brother. ‘’

The young man looked at Li Xiaowu and said, "Report your name and the cause of death, so that I can arrange a reincarnation schedule for you." ‘’

''Name: Li Xiaoxiao, cause of death.When I was watching a meteor last night, I was accidentally stoned to death by a meteor. ‘’

''Poof....... Haha, you kid teasing me? You can still be stoned to death when you see a meteor, and you have also chosen a feng shui treasure to see a meteor with feelings. I'll take a look at your file, Li Xiaowu, Li Xiaowu. ‘’

The young man took out a large book, and the man did not flip through it with his hands, but whispered Li Xiaowu's name to it.

The big book, which was more than one meter high, seemed to suddenly come to life, and began to flip through the pages by itself, and finally stopped in front of Li Xiaowu's file.

Looking at the file above, the young man frowned and said, "Boy, have you been unlucky lately? You're too awesome, 130 years old, why are you going to die for me in your twenties?"

"Lord Hades, I don't want to die, so why don't you send me back to the sun." Li Xiaowu said respectfully.

"You are the king of Hades, your whole family is the king of Hades, who told you that I am the damned, get out, you will just stay in the underworld for a hundred years." ‘’

Li Xiaowu was just about to speak, but a unique singing voice interrupted his train of thought.

''You are my little girl's little apple, I can't love you too much, my little red face warms my heart and lights up the ........fire in my heart. ‘’

''Little Apple''''

Li Xiaowu looked at the mobile phone in the young man's hand incredulously, and said secretly in his heart, "Nima, how can this Hades be more trendy than me?"

The young man waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, then picked up his mobile phone and pressed the answer button, and said softly, "Big wife, what's the matter, at work?"

Ah, the little one refuses to eat, so you tell him like this, if you don't eat, your father will take you to work, and he must be so scared that he eats obediently.

Okay, obey the order, and you will go home as soon as you get off work. Really, go home from work, I promise. Okay, bye-bye, yes. ‘’

After hanging up the phone, the young man looked at Li Xiaowu and said, "You can see it too, I'm in a hurry to get home from work." That's good, you can stay in the underworld and be an official for a hundred years, and after a hundred years, I will ask Hades to arrange a rich family for you. If you have an opinion, if you don't, I'll have to keep a file for you. ‘’

Li Xiaowu had not yet recovered from the phone call between the young man and his wife, and asked weakly with confusion: "My lord, is your wife a living person? No, no, it's wrong. That's right, my lord, you are from the yang world??''

''My wife is a living person, and I am also a living person, so do you think I am a person from the yang world? Okay, leave my business alone, or think about yourself, whether you want to be an official in the underworld, or go to be a beast for a few lifetimes first. ‘’

''If I want to stay in the sun, then let me be a beast, and if I am so tired, try to be a beast.'' ‘’

When the young man was about to ask someone to take him, Li Xiaowu went to the animal world to reincarnate. His mobile phone sang the little apple again, and looked at the caller ID on it, since he was a bastard, it was estimated that he was the only one who dared to note the mobile phone number of Hades like this.

''Hey, what's the matter, hurry up.'' I'm still waiting to get off work, and my wife is urging at home.

Ahhhhh

Oh yes, yes, he's the representative of the Heavenly Realm?

I'll take him up myself.

Good, good... Have fun with your sister-in-law, uh-huh, 88.''

After answering the phone, the young man walked up to Li Xiaowu and said with a smile, "Hell represents people, bangs." ‘’

''Zombie Daoist, you, you.... You are a zombie Taoist, master, I admire you too much, I didn't expect to see you after death. You are amazing, and your heroic deeds have always been my goal. ‘’

"Okay, we'll talk later, by the way, where is your body, I'll take you to Huanyang." ‘’

Master thank you, thank you, my body is under the cliff of Yunbai Mountain. ‘’

Liu Hai smiled and took Li Xiaoxiao's hand, and a leaping technique directly sent them from the Hades Palace to the low cliff of Yunbai Mountain.

As soon as he returned to the ground, Li Xiaowu heard Sister Huang and their shouts, probably because Liu Hai was in a hurry to go home, he didn't wait for Li Xiaowu to speak, he directly stuffed him back into his body, and then turned around and disappeared.

Drip, drip... The medical system is now starting to kick in

Wow dendeng... The system boots up

Now turn on the scan mode

Wounded

Degree of injury: Bones of the whole body are broken, the five organs are out of place, and the degree of death is 99%.

The host should choose, one heals, two gives up, three kills, and four lives.

Although he didn't understand what these were, the pain in his body still made him grit his teeth and choose treatment.

The host selects medical care, and the medical device is turned on.

A divine light from the heavenly realm flashed on Li Xiaoxiao's body, and then he miraculously recovered.

''Sister Huang, I'm down there, I'm under the cliff, I'm not dead, haha I'm not dead. ‘’

Li Xiaowu didn't be happy for long, and he was frightened by the voice in his head.

Didi.. Hello host, the medical expenses this time are a total of 680,000 yuan, please be sure to pay it within one month, otherwise you will be punished with horror.

Not to mention going to the underworld in advance, and now he still owes such a huge amount of money, Li Xiaowu has great plans to go back to the underworld to live for a long time.

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