Shu Ling: "When I think of you teaching bad people a lesson, I feel great~good~great! There is a little shadow of my master Xuanyue." ”

Xiangmian: "I will surpass your master." ”

Shu Ling looked disdainful: "This place is much worse than ours, you will become the strongest of this land at most in your life, and you can't become our one." ”

Xiangmian: "Cut! Why can't I?"

Shu Ling: "The aura here is not good. ”

Xiangmian was puzzled: "How good is your aura?"

Book Spirit: "It's not good that books have spirits!

Xiangmian: "You haven't gone out to see the world, how do you know that there are no books that have become fine, maybe there are more outside, and you are still running around." ”

Shu Ling: "I've been in this space all day, but I'm really bored, and I'm going to get sick after staying for a long time." ”

He also said, "I really envy you when I look at your free and easy appearance! You hurry up and cultivate, so that I can go out." ”

Xiangmian: "It turns out that you rely on my cultivation to improve your ability, so will you suck my essence?"

Shu Ling: "I'm not a vixen, why are I sucking your essence!"

"We live and die together, you cultivate and I cultivate, and I progress when you improve. ”

Xiangmian thought to herself, why do you look like a rebirth system!

Shuling: "Hey, hey, haven't you listened carefully, don't be deserted." ”

Xiangmian pushed away Shu Ling's small fist, "Then I'll go out to cultivate, and strive to release you as soon as possible, and harm the world." ”

After saying that, he smeared oil on the soles of his feet.

The spirit of the book cried out, "I have come out for the benefit of the world... ”

In fact, the fragrant cotton came out so quickly because he taught people a lesson yesterday, and the boss will definitely not give up, and now he must practice against time.

As long as you open the twelve meridians, you will not be afraid of your opponent.

After concentrating on cultivation for an hour, I heard a knock on the door outside the house.

Song Shi, the father who knocked on the door, was still holding the wine jug in his hand, but he looked at his son excitedly.

"Listen to your mother, you have recovered your martial arts. ”

Xiangmian forgot about teaching her father to practice Xuanling Gong, and quickly replied: "It's Daddy." ”

Song Shi waved his hands and asked excitedly, "Really."

Son: "Really!"

"Really!" Song Shi was so excited that he almost spit out the wine he had just drunk.

Immediately, he smiled bitterly and said, "The meridians have been abolished, unless there is an anti-heaven pill of more than six grades, there is a glimmer of hope to rebuild." How did you do that?" he poured a sip of spirits, and his heart was full of unwillingness.

"Dad, I met the immortals, and he knew my pity and taught the immortal exercises. ”

Then he made up some stories about himself and the immortals, the prototype of the immortals is the spirit of the book, and the one that is made up is called a heaven and earth frightened ghosts and gods.

The simple Song father believed it, and secretly scolded the immortals in his heart, he was 10,000 times worse than his son back then, why didn't a fairy come out to help!

Dad Song: "My son is blessed! With the help of immortals, he will get ahead in the future" His heart was sour.

"Dad, I'll tell you the exercises of the gods, our father and son will get ahead together and shine on the lintel. ”

Song's father was overjoyed: "My son is great!"

After speaking, he immediately threw the wine jug, "Come on, son, let's practice together." ”

Xiangmian was pulled by his father to expedite the practice.

On the other side, in the noisy casino, "the buyout is gone, and the wrong love is not investigated." ”

"Pressure, I'm pressing. "By the way, this is Song Wandering Casino.

I saw a person with a cloth belt wrapped around his face approaching Song Lan.

Passerby: ", there are ghosts." Song Lan turned his head and was startled.

"Master, I'm a dog!" After speaking, he told Song Lan about the beating.

Song Lan was furious after hearing this, "You two waste lose my face" After speaking, he kicked the dog.

"Where have you gone, brother? ”

"My brother is more seriously injured and is being treated in the hospital. ”

"Why don't you come to me to tell me in the first place?" Song Lan was even more angry.

There is no way for the dog in his heart, and the younger brother is heavier. Hurriedly changed the topic, "The master's guy's light skills were very fast, and we didn't see anything, so we were beaten." ”

Song Lan: "You go to monitor that waste now, and if you have anything, you have to tell me in time." "I thought to myself how that guy suddenly recovered, there must be some chance.

"Yes," the dog retreated.

Song Lan was furious, since they made a secret move, that kid not only did not die, but also recovered his meridians, and now he dared to be arrogant to his people, very angry.

used to be a genius who was dismissive of them, but now it's a waste material, and he can still get up and disdain them, which is a little scary.

I must find an opportunity to abolish him again, and crush the silver money in my hand after thinking about it.

"Master Song, what are you pressing?"

"Still big".

The dealer on the opposite side smiled.

Song: "Grandpa, I'm only big today."

Dealer: "Then the money in your hand is wasted." ”

Song: "What my grandfather has in his hands is money. ”

The two looked at each other and laughed.

Speaking of Hui Xiangmian, at this time he is ready to break through the sixth meridian.

"If you don't break through today, if you don't break through tomorrow, when will you break through!" said Shu Ling loudly.

Cotton wool: "Uh-huh". I thought to myself that it was because you nagged every day that you broke through slowly.

Gathering his mind, he flipped his hands down, and the hot current at the Yongquan acupoint immediately rolled and rushed towards a closed direction.

"Boom", a deafening sound, a cannon shot was fired, and the smell was inaudible.

Shuling was indignant: "I have a nose, I can smell it." And then the chatter kept complaining.

In this regard, the fragrant cotton said that he couldn't, and he couldn't tolerate the smell after looking for a lot of places, and the more punches he had, the heavier the fart smell.

Only the Book Spirit is the most suitable here.

Shu Ling: "I'm a high-end place, and in modern times it can be regarded as a reading room. ”

Xiangmian: "Just one of your books is counted as a reading room, you overestimate yourself, and there are tens of millions of books in other people's reading rooms." ”

Shuling: "That's... It's not a toilet either. ”

Xiangmian: "You're right, I can't find such a good toilet as you." "Because no outsider can smell the smell of fart here.

The book spirit covered his nose and wept bitterly.

Today's fight, fragrant cotton wins.

The following is the storyline of Xiangmian's blind deception of Song Dad:

A lonely and helpless teenager, covered in wounds, lay on the bed with a breath. This teenager is me Song Heng.

At this time, there were two ghosts and gods called black and white impermanence, who wanted to use hooks to hook me into the underworld.

Me: "No, I can't die, I can't go with you."

Then he knelt down and pleaded with the two ghosts.

"My father is old and in poor health, and my mother is about to cry and blind her eyes because of my affairs, so I beg you to be merciful and let me live a few more days, so that my parents can be happy for a few more days. ”

Black impermanence: "How many people in this world are like you, and there are all those who are worse than you, we are all numb." ”

Bai Wuchang: "Don't say it, come with us." ”

Me: "I don't want to go!" burst into tears.

Hei Wuchang: "We have a colleague named Meng Po, no, he is a colleague, and his soup making skills are very good. ”

Bai Wuchang echoed and said, "I don't have any worries after drinking her soup." ”

Me: "Do you really want to be so ruthless that you want me to die?"

Second ghost: "We are not ruthless, we have brotherhood." ”

Me: "Can't you think about anyone else except your own brotherhood?"

The two ghosts looked at each other and replied, "I can't think about it." ”

I said indignantly, "Then don't blame me for my tricks." ”

Hei Wuchang raised his hand: "Make a move, you can't beat us." ”

The second ghost looked at me like a little ghost, disdainfully waiting for a move.

I raised my hand, pointed into the distance, and said, "Look, there's a flying saucer." ”

The second ghost immediately turned around to look.

Dad Song was puzzled, "What is a flying saucer?"

Xiangmian: "Dad, you heard me wrong. ”

I raised my hand, pointed into the distance, and said, "Look, there are immortals flying out of the sky." ”

The two ghosts immediately turned their heads to look.

I slipped away.

Hei Wuchang looked into the distance and said, "Immortal, which immortal is it?"

I haven't seen a fairy for a long time!

Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang and said, "Big brother, no matter which male god or goddess is immortal, you are not allowed to look at it." ”

Dad Song was puzzled, does this have anything to do with the immortals teaching martial arts?

Hurriedly said, "Son, don't say anything else, get to the point." ”

Xiangmian remembered that what I wanted to make up was the story of the immortals teaching the exercises, and I couldn't think of anything to say.

Then, I ran around with my legs and stumbled upon a fairyland, which was full of colorful flowers, fragrant and fragrant, and had countless stars on my head, which was dazzling.

In the middle of the fairyland, there was an old fairy with a kind face and a smile on his face, and said to me: "O hard-working boy!

Hearing this, Dad Song's face was sad, as if he was about to cry at any time.

I said, "Yes, old man." ”

Immortal: "O miserable boy, what do you have left to wish?" ”

Me: "I want to live." ”

Immortal: "Hard-working boy! He snapped his fingers and said, "O hard-working boy, you will live a hundred years from now on." ”

I wondered, "Just snap your fingers, such a simple thing." ”

Immortal: "O hard-working boy! Don't you know that once upon a time there was a demon god who snapped his fingers, and half of the people on the land were missing. ”

Me: "Then you are also an immortal, it's good to be an immortal, you can accomplish a lot of things with just a snap of your fingers." ”

Immortal: "Poor boy, what else do you want?" ”

"I want to learn divine skills, the kind that repairs the meridians, I don't know if you have one. ”

Immortal: "Hard-working boy!"

"Well, don't talk about a hard-working boy! My life is very bitter, and it's even more bitter to hear you repeat it. ”

Immortal: "Young man, I have a secret book of divine skills for repairing the meridians, including a gold "Divine Skill", a silver "Divine Skill", and a bronze "Divine Skill". ”

Me: "Thank you, gods, I want that bronze "Divine Skill". After saying that, the gods gave the book, and I immediately ran away and returned to the flesh.

After I left, the fairy stood on the spot and sighed, "What a simple and unpretentious young man." ”

He didn't know what I was thinking about it, gold, silver, copper and iron, pick the book first, or else the black and white impermanence would finish talking, and he would find that the person was not there, and come and arrest me.

Dad Song didn't know what the gods were like, and when he saw his son say that something was indeed true, he believed it.

After that, Xiangmian also proudly told Shuling the story she made up, and said that Shuling was the prototype of the fairy in the story.

Shu Lingcai didn't believe it! He said, "Which cartoon did you copy here, I'm not the prototype!"