On stage!

Wang Cong said to the audience: "I am telling the truth now, I have to replenish my energy, because people are full of economy, and we are a pair of partners, which is not good, to be honest, I am also so good in my heart...... Disturbed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I have to hang out with people, and I've recently started reading. ”

Akimi was surprised: "Oh?"

Wang Cong exaggeratedly said: "Now it can be said that I have reached the point where I can't release the scroll (three sounds)." ”

Qiu Shi choked and said, "What's wrong with you being hungry again? ”

Qiu Shi followed and corrected: "I can't release the scroll (four sounds)"

Wang Cong hurriedly corrected it: "I can't release the scroll, all kinds of Chinese and foreign masterpieces, good guys take it every day and read it." ”

Qiu Shi asked, "What are you looking at?"

Wang Cong thought for a while and said: "Ang, what is "Detective Kebei" and "Sea Pirates" ........?"

Qiu Shi was speechless: "Cut!"

Wang Cong continued: "Take it in your hand every day and look at it." ”

Qiu Shi said sarcastically: "You add a copy of "Dragon Ball" and a copy of "Flying Fighter", do you know that this is called the Four Great Masterpieces?"

Wang Cong asked blankly, "What's the matter?"

Qiu Shi said bluntly: "Where can I read this comic." ”

Wang Cong explained: "I want to develop my habit of reading. ”

Qiu Shi wondered, "What do you mean first?" ”

Wang Cong explained: "First use comics to seduce me. ”

Qiu Shi hurriedly corrected: "Cultivate." ”

Wang Cong was enlightened: "Yes, cultivate!"

Qiu Shi: "Books can't seduce you. ”

Crash!

Sigh!

This paragraph Wang Cong and Qiu Shi said that it was not fast, because of the skilled relationship, although it was said quickly, it did not seem hasty and vague, but it was particularly funny and clear.

Zhang Bo, who had just sat down, couldn't help but chuckle, looked at the horse soldiers laughing beside him, and couldn't help but think: Is this cross talk so funny? As for Le Cheng's appearance?

There is a coherence in cross talk, starting to listen to cross talk from the middle, it still takes a certain amount of time to adapt, Zhang Bo looked at the direction of the judges' seat again, there is actually an old acquaintance, Li Dagang!

I saw Li Dagang and Zhao Dashan beside him, in a state similar to that of the horse soldiers, and they were all laughing.

Zhang Bo couldn't help but be a little speechless, how could these comedies do this.......

Stage!

Wang Cong is trying to defend: "Aren't we also reading the four famous novels?"

Qiu Shi was a little unconvinced: "Oh?"

Wang Cong: "You said that just now, we have to take a good look at it"

Akimi: "Really?"

Wang Cong: "Because of us, to be honest, we were born in the 00s when we were young." "The year of this world is about the same as the previous life, and Wang Cong is a little old-fashioned with deliberate makeup today, and the effect of all the post-00s is quite contrasting.

Qiu Shi exclaimed, "Who? You just said an age grade. ”

Wang Cong said incomprehensibly: "I'm a post-00s." ”

Qiu Shi turned on the taunt mode: "Are you old?" ”

Wang Cong explained: "I'm in a hurry, do you know?"

Qiu Shi: "It's still the post-00s who grow like this." ”

Sigh!!!

Crash!

"Haha, Wang Cong's shameless face is so funny. ”

"Poof, no matter how much you drop, you can't be post-00, I'm really drunk. ”

"Haha, it's really enjoyable today. ”

"It's not, give Wang Cong this taunt, and take revenge for the previous few games. ”

........

Wang Cong continued very calmly: "When I was a child, I watched those four famous novels and TV series adaptations. ”

Qiu Shi said: "This is there." ”

Wang Cong's eyebrows fluttered and said: "Especially "Journey to the West", I watch this when I turn on the TV during the winter and summer vacations. ”

Qiu Shi agreed: "This is a lot. ”

Wang Cong danced and said: "Journey to the West" Monkey King. ”

Akishi: "Yes, yes, yes. ”

Wang Cong hummed directly: "Dengden........ The monkey flew, Dengdenden....... The monkey flew, and the ........ was Dengden"

The Journey to the West in this world was filmed a long time ago, and the previous theme song is also different from the previous life, and the tune is still learned by Wang Cong, but the funny effect is very good.

Qiu Shi couldn't stand the interruption and said, "You let the monkey rest, okay?"

Crash!

Sigh!

Zhang Bo was amused by Wang Cong this time, and laughed with Ma Bing, but he didn't expect this young actor on stage to be so sharp, Zhang Bo asked: "Director Ma, this cross talk actor is good, what's his name?"

The horse soldier looked at him in surprise and said, "You don't even know him? ”

Zhang Bo was even more confused, and said to Ma Bing: "What, is this cross talk actor very famous?"

Ma Bing said speechlessly: "Director Zhang, don't you watch entertainment news, Li Lingwei has cooperated with you, you always know this, this Wang Cong on stage is in love with Li Lingwei." ”

Zhang Bo exclaimed, "What? Li Lingwei is looking for ..... Looking for a ..... Talking about cross talk?"

Ma Bing saw that Zhang Bo still didn't understand, so he had to briefly tell Zhang Bo about Wang Cong's flashing bull rubbing incident.

Zhang Bo was instantly messy after listening to it........

Stage!

Wang Cong wiped his sweat and said, "I'm impressed." ”

Qiu Shi said jokingly: "I jumped three times." ”

Wang Cong said with a very serious expression: "I just like to watch this, and now the theme song is still fresh in my memory." ”

Qiu Shi said: "Open your mouth and sing." ”

Wang Cong took a deep breath and blurted out: "It turns out that the purple and red are all over the place, and they all seem to be paid with broken wells and ruined walls. Flying in the morning and twilight, clouds and clouds, rain and wind, smoke and waves painting boats, Jinping people look at this Shaoguang cheap. ”

This passage is the lyrics of the old version of "Journey to the West" in this world, which is borrowed from Tang Xianzu's "Peony Pavilion" and recomposed, but it is also an episode of the daughter country part of Journey to the West.

Qiu Shi snorted and said, "This is the Journey to the West theme song?"

Wang Cong nodded: "Ang." ”

Qiu Shi hated the appearance of iron not steel: "I'm so scared for you, do you know that I ..... it?"

Wang Cong asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

Qiu Shi said directly: "You watched 25 episodes of Daughter Country, right?"

Wang Cong thought for a moment and said: "Maybe this episode is more impressive." ”

Qiu Shi continued: "The theme song is, Bajie leads the horse, and the sand monk carries the burden ......."

Sigh!!!

Crash!!!

Wang Cong patted his head: "Oh~ I remembered, I remembered, there are a lot of them"

Akimi: "And?"

Wang Cong continued: "For example, the kettle is passed on. I also love to watch the kettle. ”

Qiu Shi's face turned green, and he said mockingly: "Ouch, you have seen the kettle?"

Wang Cong said proudly: "Of course, one hundred and eight large kettles." ”

Qiu Shi laughed angrily and said, "Ouch, this is a big boiler room." ”

Wang Cong also pretended to be stupid and said: "People are heroes, what a boiler room." ”

Qiu Shi asked directly: "Do heroes have a kettle?"

Wang Cong stiffened his neck and said, "There's that book." ”

The audience didn't know how many times they had burst into warm applause, and even Zhang Bo, who had just arrived, was conquered by Wang Cong's performance, and applauded with the audience.

"Oh, I can't stand it, one hundred and eight big kettles....... It's a laughing rhythm. ”

"Qiu Shi is even more funny, hahaha..... How big is the boiler room....."

"The main thing is that Wang Cong's expression is too in place, it's just a model of pretending to be stupid....."

"Hahahaha, such a hero, make a hundred and eight big kettles, Wang Cong is really no one. ”

........ (To be continued.) )