The second dog went home, and the family was very happy, and the happiest one was, of course, Huang Xiaojie. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing that the big guys were helping the second dog take a bath, the little guy took off his clothes with a smile, twisted the little fart and ran over to take a bath with the second dog.

Seeing the smooth little guy, the big guy was speechless, give the dog a bath, you have to come to join in the fun, do you want to be so naughty?

In order not to be too embarrassed in front of Chun Wenqiu and his wife, Huang Han and his wife worked together to carry the little guy back to the room like a piglet.

After taking a bath, the whole dog looked like a new dog, and his body was still tall, slender and mighty, but his hair was much brighter and softer than before, and his eyes were much more confident and gentle than before.

When he first came back, the second dog gave people the feeling that it was a bit like a vicious dog returning home, but at this time it gave people the feeling of being a docile, well-behaved and obedient pet dog.

After taking a bath and blowing his hair, Li Xiaowu quietly took Ergouzi to his room when everyone was not paying attention, and then locked the door of the room to prevent others from listening to his conversation with Ergouzi.

Sitting down on the ground, Li Xiaowu said to Ergouzi, "Tell me honestly, where have you been in the past few months? Don't want to get by, even if Suzhou is farther away, I believe you can walk back in a month, and honestly explain what else you have done besides the time you walked?"

Ergouzi walked up to Li Xiaoxiao, rubbed Li Xiaoxiao's face with his head, and then tilted his head and said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa..." Woowoowoo......"

"................... ”

Nima's language barrier is really troublesome, if the second dog can speak human language, it would be great.

Seeing that Li Xiaowu didn't answer himself, the second dog stared at Li Xiaowu and nodded with a serious face.

Li Xiaowu blinked speechlessly, this will be a complete blindfold, you don't understand a word, you nod a fart is useful?

Seeing that Li Xiaowu didn't answer his question, the two dogs fanned over with a dog's paw, and then raised their heads and said dissatisfiedly; Whew.. You're a... Delay. ”

Covering his face, Li Xiaowu looked at Ergouzi and said with a puzzled face, "Ergouzi, did you beat me just now?"

The second dog hurriedly shook his head and argued, "I don't have it, I don't have it." ”

The howling dog will become a human, is it possible that the second dog, who is his son, has degenerated to the point that he can't even speak human words? There must be something wrong, is it that I missed something, or did I forget something?

After thinking for a long time, Li Xiaowu pointed at Ergouzi and said, "Ergouzi, have I ever fed you dog food?"

Patting off Li Xiaowu's hand, the second dog shook his head and said angrily, "Whoa, whoa, whoa.... I haven't bothered about dog food. ”

Hey... Since this sentence can be understood, it is saying that it has never eaten dog food, Mom, Lao Tzu has picked up a treasure, and so on, it has not eaten dog food, so will the dog food in the system be something that can make the second dog speak?

Li Xiaowu rubbed his chest with his hand and said to the system, "The system, please take out a package of dog food from the inventory, I want to try to feed it to the second dog, and see how it reacts, whether it gets bigger or smaller or becomes a demon." ”

"Oh, mygod!, you're too awesome, host, since you named the only son of the Howling Sky Dog Ergouzi, I don't know if the Howling Sky Dog will rush to the mortal world to find you desperately after he knows about it. ”

Nima this is not the system is talking, this this this and this.... Who is this TM? Is my body a garbage heap? Why does everything appear? And who is this Nima who is speaking English?

Waving away the thoughts in his heart, Li Xiaowu said suspiciously, "Are you a system, or who are you? Do you know the Roaring Sky Dog? How do you know that the second dog is the only child of the Roaring Sky Dog?"

"Can I not know? That puppy was stolen from the Howling Dog, in order to get the puppy back, the Howling Dog has been blocked in my house for a long time, I want to know who I am, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it, listen to me and I'm a beautiful man who is loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom. ”

But, a guy with the same name as the broom star, he is embarrassed to say that he is loved by everyone, as far as you are a beautiful man, learn from Jolin Tsai, I am baba bah blah A mouthful of saliva with chili peppers, I'll kill you.

"That Xingjun, can you help me go to the inventory and get some dog food?"

"Huh? Isn't your system able to pick up things by yourself? Then hurry up and upgrade, the new system I developed can now be picked up by the host itself. ”

Nima's original guy is the culprit of his own pit, bastard even if you are a god today, Lao Tzu will scold you severely.

"I'm going to fuck it, bastard, you dead turtle, I cursed you for drinking water into your nose, shit into your pants, and pee into your pockets.

The vent of a new volcano, the oversized and shameless megaphone, the shame of the Eskimos, the descendants of the black pig by the Africans, the chimpanzee with the imbalance of yin and yang, the frog head of the hippopotamus congenital that was crushed by Noah's Ark.

The abandoned baby of the snowman of Our Lady Peak, the murderer of the clogged septic tank, you life form with incomplete evolution, an alien with a genetic mutation, I wish your future wife will always be a virgin!!

People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap with a knife, waste air while alive, waste land when they die, and waste RMB at home.

Look at your jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, and blooming with flowers, it must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts.

And according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love you. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to belong to cucumbers, undershoot!

The acquired walnut is underwhelming! The whole life is a broken motorcycle, under-kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, under-screwed!

Look at it, your little face is so thin, you don't look like a pig! Now I throw you in the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole can explode itself!

There are so many weapons in the heavenly realm, you don't learn the sword, you don't learn the sword, you don't learn the sword, you learn the sword, there are so many sword moves, you learn the drunken sword, you don't learn the sword iron, you go to learn the silver sword! Finally, you have practiced the martial arts: the drunken silver sword! Finally, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword--- swordsman..."

The Celestial Realm Tai Bai Xing said angrily to a big screen, "Are you scolding me?

"You didn't hear it wrong, I'm praising you, this is our mortal world, a new way of praising people. Li Xiaowu said with a weak heart.

After carefully looking on the system page, Li Xiaowu really found the system warehouse, and after taking a bag of dog food inside, Li Xiaowu fled for his life and had to turn off the system, for fear that he would be scolded by Tai Bai Xing if he took a slow step.

After Li Xiaowu scolded for a while, he was comfortable and relieved, and laughed happily in the room.

Tai Bai Xing was scolded, he was angry, his lungs were about to explode, and he ran to the Jade Emperor to complain angrily, but the Jade Emperor closed the door and disappeared, and the birds did not bird him, in front of the rich man and the minister, the Jade Emperor chose the rich man as decisively as the gods.

Without Li Xiaowu knowing, he became a cow man in the mouth of the gods of the heavenly realm, the first mortal cow who dared to open his mouth to scold Tai Bai Xing, if Li Xiaowei was in the heavenly realm at this moment, there would definitely be many fairies who raised eyebrows at him.