Chapter 1 The protagonist Jun's self-monologue can't be so much nonsense
Code of Discipline (1): It is absolutely not okay to show affection!
Code of Discipline (2): Righteous fools must be strictly monitored!
Discipline and Cleansing Code (3): Guys who are idle and have nothing to do are absolutely unforgivable!
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Hello everyone, my name is Tian Shoucheng, and I am currently in the position of chairman of the Discipline Inspection Committee of the college. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½fo
Discipline and impartiality are my guidelines, and to be honest, it is not easy to manage this small place.
Evil God Transfer Student, Demon Eye Murderer, Foodie Silly, Lucky E Spearman, Dragon Slayer Demon Guide...... It seems unreasonable for such a kind of person not to make some moths out of this small place.
Well, it is my job as the head of the Discipline Committee to make them obedient, I naively thought that I could really graduate so easily, and I was bored in my ...... Ahem, under the serious personality, I will find a girlfriend one day.
Until one summer I found out that my brother, he- was a faggot!!
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My name is Makoto Tenmori, and I have a younger brother named Tenshu Key.
To be honest, he didn't call it this originally, to be precise, the original surname was Dragon God.
An ancient family is said to have been born when the ghosts, foxes, demons, and ghosts were still active in this world, with the purpose of protecting the human race.
Although the process is not clear, now I think it must be some kind of agreement signed by a stupid and enthusiastic ancestor of their family when he was young and vigorous.
Imagine a little that everyone should be able to guess the development of the follow-up story.,Well,That's right.,Just apply the guardian dragon and the girl.γ
So, it's none of the business for my brother to be so stupid.
After all, stupidity is inherited, and hot-blooded teenagers are not cultivated.
As the old saying goes, there are clouds, the sky is constant, and the Tao is impermanent, and all things must decline.
Although the dragon god clan is extremely strong and talented, there is always a moment of its withering, in this era of the end of the law, even the big monsters and demon kings who were dominant at the beginning have changed to become teachers and service brothers, what can't happen.
The Ryujin family has fallen.
It's not that their strength has declined much, after all, it is really not weak to be able to scream at those instructors of the Astronomy Society now.
Last month, my nominal grandfather, dressed in white, single-handedly demolished an old immortal branch of Arest, and robbed me of a child by the way...... Ahem, the assistant is back.
And the director of Areste did not even make a symbolic protest in the dark world, and the superpower of 10,000 so-called LV4 was instantly put down, which seemed to have a big impact on him.
The power is all over the world, even the dark world has its place, and sometimes even if you have nothing to do, you can go to the trouble of those conspirators to feel the long-lost pleasure of blood.
This is the Ryujin family today.
Perhaps it was the idea of improving my genes, but the Ryujin clan at that time found my father.
Although I don't want to say this about him, after all, I have to have admiration for my father anyway, even if he tries to push his fantasy daughter, even if he travels outside for twelve months and eleven and a half months a year, even if he causes trouble when he reappears from time to time, even if he has a super strong peach ...... Ahem, please ignore here.
His name is Tenmori Ritsu, a man of great sin, my father of Tenmori Makoto, and a teacher and friend on my life path.
But now it seems that I haven't learned much other than inheriting the attributes of facial paralysis.
The accumulation of contacts is established by oneself step by step using interpersonal contradictions, and the research and development of science and technology is based on the purchase of small H books to obtain basic funds, plus the sale of a few favors, plus the wisdom of the brain to construct its industrial chain, majesty is through continuous oppression and strong ...... Ahem, it was established by relying on everyone's trust in me and my own code of conduct, and the position of chairman of the Discipline Inspection Commission was obtained through continuous repression......
Yes, although it is my father, he is not an abandoned house and a murderer now, thanks to my lovely brother and gentle mother.
When my biological mother was still in Shangguo, on the day of the completion of the Demon Swordsmanship, she took her purple and green sword and said that she was looking for some negative person.
Well, with her remaining connections and funds, it is not difficult to survive, and even I can perfectly assume the responsibility of an older brother.
Jian can now be admitted to Tianqi High School, although I don't want to boast, but half of it is my credit.
In order to be able to better enhance the play of the younger brother...... Love, as an elder brother, how can I stand by and watch.
He is really reassuring with his well-developed motor nerves and stupid hot-blooded attributes, and the light board high school has been acquired by Tianqi this year, hehe, stupid brother, do you really think that you can start your unscrupulous lower body life by escaping to a place beyond my jurisdiction?
Laughed dryly, and the stupid guy who was silently eating an omelette next to his mother next to him seemed to notice something, "Big brother, you won't be saying anything bad about me, will you?" β
"How so? What would I do to my cute brother," he pushed his glasses, "Could it be that you are doubting me as an older brother?" key"
Sensing my stern gaze, Jian very wittily chose to admit it, and I have to say that the instinct of the orangutan is really a troublesome thing.
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"Big brother, you just smacked your lips! You're definitely smacking your lips!! As if he had seen something fearful, he cried out, "I'm your brother!" Doesn't it hurt your conscience for you to calculate my conscience all day long? β
He screamed as he hid his body behind his mother.
Hey, are you smart......
After simple calculations based on fluid mechanics and particle physics, I gave up the idea of pretending not to be attentive and throwing the fork out.
Should I say that I am not a descendant of the Martial God family, I have learned to block the dead end now, but do I really think that I can't do anything about you?
The wisdom of the apes.
After a silent sip of the soup, I picked up the napkin that was placed next to the table.
As if feeling that something was in danger, Jian put his arm around his mother and shouted, "Mom, you see that my brother is ready to bully me again!" β
Oh, naΓ―ve, do you think your mother will believe it? The wisdom of the orangutan,
Sure enough, his mother pressed him back to his seat under the expression of Jiansheng parting with death, "How old are you still like this, learn from your brother, if you have half of him, I'll rest assured, hey, you kid"
There is no need to choose between a witty and calm student and a hot-blooded fool.
I took another sip silently, I have to say that my father married a virtuous wife, and in terms of cooking, I am afraid that even Liu Hanxing, a classmate from the Celestial Empire in the school's cooking department, is not comparable.
Maybe it's because of the long-term backlog, but the more I do this, the more scared I become.
No, eating an omelette almost put a fork in your nose.
Watching the stupid people hurry, this is also a rare pleasure in life.
Some things don't have to be done by hands, and mastering people's hearts and constantly releasing hints to achieve their goals is more in line with the actions of a wise man than relying on incompetent physical strength.
Well, it's time for me to stop looking at the stupid guy like this, after all, if the oppression is too bad, he loses the ability to resist, and the rare fun in life will be lost, and besides, my mother is by my side, and I should also act like a brother.
"Okay, key, let's go, if you're late, you know" picked up the newspaper that was placed aside and slapped him lightly on the head, looked up at the current time, and it was time to leave, as the head of the Discipline Inspection Commission, he couldn't be late.
Although I don't want to admit it, but my titular brother, with well-developed limbs and a simple mind named Dragon God Key, is βββ a pathetic shaking M-ah-ah!!
"Brother, wait for me!" After yelling and being hit and threatened by me, the key returned to normal, and I saw that I had reached the entrance and hurriedly chased after me.
Ignoring the tone of the key to play the treasure, I was still changing my shoes in a hurry.,The text of the belt has been confirmed yesterday.,The check of the air loop has also been ensured.,The only thing under me is to go to school.γ
Since the excavator in the underground parking lot that the protagonist said that Bosaitan had gone to Antarctica to open a mine, I still walked to school with Jian as usual today.
Walking side by side on the road, the key nodded and was ready to help me with my school bag, okay, maybe it was a bit rude to describe my brother like that, but in fact the key now gives me the feeling that is the same.
Is it my way of educating that I went wrong? Why did the pride of the Martial God family degenerate into this?
Stopping the key from wanting to carry the bag, I began to reflect on my own educational policy.
The result is β exactly right!
As a top student, how could I go wrong with my scientific growth plan?
Monthly pocket money, excluding basic living expenses, clothing expenses, club activity fees, college books, I even left him enough to buy Xiao H books and adults [beepββ! money.
It's right to have a strict life and rest arrangement, and it's not wrong for the appropriate oppression to make him realize the cruelty of this world early, even if the last Holy Grail War made him die and live, didn't he finally get a beauty......
β¦β¦ So, I am worthy of my brother's teachings!
Walking without hurry, the key followed me tightly and didn't dare to cross the line half a step, turned his head to look at him, and the key subconsciously took two steps back.
"How...... What's wrong, big brother? β
Is it my delusion, why do I always feel his voice tremble again? And your constant vigilance is very hurtful.
As an elder brother, would I have pulled out a cation siege cannon to give him a shot because of my brother's endless peach blossom luck?
As an elder brother, would I be so angry that my younger brother often stays with girls that I use the thirty-six 'death stars' in the universe to strangle him in response to alien invasions, regardless of my status as the chief of the Discipline Commission?
As an older brother, would I have delusional thoughts of inventing a strange device, then giving it to my younger brother to turn into a Kenpa warrior, and then dressing him in women's clothes regardless of his feelings and dignity, and by the way, sending him as an exchange student to the Tilan High School next door to attack men?
So, stupid brother, you are so naΓ―ve, how can I, as an elder brother, do such an unseemly thing?
Ignoring the stupid brother who was suspicious on the side, I still walked without hurrying.
Time is running out, and if he is still like this, he will not be able to catch up.
By then, huh......