Xinxuan treats people, only accepts two kinds of people's money, one is for the rich and unkind, he will ask for money according to death, especially the kind that is so bad that it is bad to the bones, but it should not be killed, he dares to ask others for half of his net worth, and then use it all to do good deeds!

The other is an unfilial person, no matter whether this kind of person is rich or poor, Xinxuan has to make him vomit blood as a punishment. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

If you don't force the ghost out in time, when the ghost qi invades the heart, everything will be over, and then it will be difficult to become a thing that is not a human or a ghost!

They knew the seriousness of the matter, the place where they were bitten by the ghost had been bruised and rotten, and the smell of rotten meat had even attracted a room full of flies, circling around their wounds, trying to get cubs on the wounds, but they couldn't get rid of them!

Tremblingly, he took the money out, and Xinxuan gave them two to heal.

First of all, the rotten meat was dug with a knife, and the two ghosts who were in pain cried wolf, and after revealing the new meat, they put the talisman off and put it on the new meat, gradually gathering the spreading ghost qi.

The black ghost qi that had invaded the tendons and veins was slowly sucked out by the talisman and hovered around the wound, at this time he used the talisman to turn it in water and rinse the wound with the talisman water, because it was really disgusting to these two unfilial sons, he also deliberately added some salt to it, and after flushing the wound, the two bastards who were in pain crawled on the ground and couldn't get up for half a day!

"Oops, I'm sorry!" Afterwards, Xin Xuan lit a cigarette, sat down and sneered, "I forgot to use anesthetics just now!" ”

With the coffin nailed, the two unfilial sons took out more than 10,000 yuan each.

Xin Xuan was not in a hurry to do things, he called the person in charge before and gave 10,000 yuan and said, "Uncle Wang, you are the main person here, and you are also the village chief, you take the money and go to give the old man a first-class coffin, remember that it must be bigger than the current broken coffin!" The rest is to buy a good set of shrouds! ”

"This ...... Can this make you break the bank, Master? "The main thing knows what the old man's situation is before and after his death, but this kind of thing, the owner of the family is willing, as a villager, he can't say anything, and now someone is taking money to help the old man bury him, he is still quite moved.

"It's okay, the old man is angry with Nanping, and it's not safe to be a ghost! Giving him a generous burial can help him resolve some grievances! Xin Xuan said, "Please call the chef over!" ”

"Chef, there are 10,000 yuan here, you go and take people to buy food and drink, and hold a banquet according to the highest specifications in our countryside! Pick out the best things for me to offer to the old man! Xinxuan made another explanation, gathered all the neighbors and relatives from the new, and cleaned up and cooked in the yard in a hurry.

The haunted thing of the Chen family has long been rumored, I heard that there is a master who wants to re-hold a banquet for the old man, many villagers come uninvited, they all want to come to see the excitement, for a while the old man is bleak and dilapidated in the small courtyard has popularity again, Xinxuan waited until ten o'clock at noon, and saw that the time of day and popularity were almost ready, and he began to do it.

In fact, Xin Xuan has a plan in his heart, the old man has become a powerful ghost, and in the case of a hard fight, he will also hurt his vitality, so it is better to use the powerful yang qi of the neighbors to suppress the ghost.

He set up the "Scattering Grievance Array" and drew the talisman to open the formation, and suddenly there were bursts of gloomy whirlwinds hanging in the lively small courtyard, and those whirlwinds rolled up the garbage and dust, swirling around people's legs, and for a while many people felt a chill down their spines for a while, and their legs seemed to be stepping into an ice cellar, and they couldn't help but shiver!

"Heaven and earth are natural, the bad luck is scattered, the cave is mysterious, the Huang Lang Taiyuan, the eight directions are mighty, and I am natural. Lingbao talisman, proclaim the nine days, start with Qiankun, cave gang Taixuan, kill demons, exorcise evil spirits and dispel grievances......"

Xin Xuan used a peachwood sword to break a tile in front of him, and with a muffled "click", the gusts of yin wind swirling in the entire courtyard disappeared in an instant, and people seemed to feel the warm power of the sun again, like a thawing popsicle, and their bodies were weak.

"Come on, get up the coffin!" Xin Xuan let out a loud shout and ordered someone to lift the tattered and thin coffin.

The eight young men before still put the rope through the coffin, put on the bamboo pole and picked it hard, the coffin seemed to be taken away from a thousand pounds of stones, and was picked up all of a sudden, and two young men couldn't help but "oops" and held their waists, because they almost flashed their waists because they were too hard!

The coffin was finally lifted, and at this time, all the people in the courtyard who had witnessed the coffin falling to the ground were secretly relieved, and they didn't know who took the lead in applauding, and for a while the courtyard burst into warm applause.

"Into the new coffin!" Shin Xuan commanded.

The new coffin is huge, the material is the best wood, it is made of good shape, the coffin is also painted with a variety of auspicious patterns, and then brushed nine times with clear paint, it is the principal who added money to buy it back, the principal looked at the coffin into the new coffin, folded his hands and muttered silently, "Lao Chen Lao Chen, my old king is also worthy of you, in order to help you buy this big coffin, my old Wang even broke his legs!" The best of everything, don't make any more fuss! ”

The heavy lid of the new coffin was closed, and Xinxuan immediately took out the nine coffin nails and gave one to each of the eight young men, so that they could nail the coffin to death.

The last one is nailed by his own hands, and the nail is half-nailed, and a head is left, and it is not nailed, this is for the sake of the anger of the predecessors and the descendants, and a half-cut nail must be left!

After that, the coffin was carried to the car, and the high-powered tricycle suddenly drove straight to the cemetery!

Because of the terrain in that village, cremation was not practiced, and all the old people in the village would gather together and bury them in the cemetery, and when the group arrived at the cemetery, when the eight young men jumped out of the car, a young man suddenly touched the coffin and exclaimed, "Oh, come and see, why is there blood in this coffin!" ”

It didn't matter if this shout, the person next to him also pointed to the bottom of the coffin and exclaimed, "It's not okay, there are also here!" Isn't this old man dead, why, why is he still bleeding? It's really crazy, I don't dare to carry this coffin, if this old man is stained with bad luck, what will happen in the future? ”

It's really a wave of just flat waves, and the new Xuan Qi stomped his feet, and scolded in his heart, "Why is this old thing endless?" Lao Tzu gave you the practice and gave you a funeral from the new funeral, which gave you enough face, are you toasting and not eating, punishing and drinking? ”

Angry, he went up and kicked the coffin, "What else are you unwilling to do?" No matter how honest you are, be careful that Lao Tzu beats you to the point where your soul is scattered! ”

Under this foot, the blood in the coffin stopped flowing out, but the coffin began to refuse to get out of the car again, and the eight young men did not lift it down with all their strength, so frightened that the legs of the driver were weak, and he said to Xin Xuan with a sad face, "Master, my agricultural three-wheeler is newly bought, how bad it is to rely on me!" I—What can I do? (To be continued.) )