Chapter 143, the terrible water gun
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However, Wenming didn't make any moves, let them check, and he had no intention of complaining anyway. Be a man to know gratitude, not to mention anything else, people have come to save you, this is grace.
It's a police job, but what if someone is a few hours late?
For example, when you get off work, you can't recruit people in time...... There are many excuses.
It's good that people can come. You are a human being, the police are also human beings, human life is not much different from human life, once you die, there will also be other men sleeping with your wife and beating your baby. That's for sure, there's no doubt about it.
On the contrary, they are clever followers, humming one by one, dragging twenty-five or eighty-thousand, and those who don't know think that they are all feng shui masters.
That is to say, the evil people are not easy to deal with, and the leaders can't take care of them, otherwise they will be taught to be human beings in minutes.
The police came this time from the riot brigade, which is the policeman wearing a hard hat and holding a shield that often appears on TV.
Such a police presence has been good for dealing with mass incidents.
However, this time was different, the power of the evil was infinite, and there was also a numerical advantage, and every time they collided, the police phalanx had to take a few steps back, or even fall to the ground.
The difference in power between the two sides is simply too great.
Seeing this scene, Wen Wen opened his mouth and said to the policeman who checked on him, "Do you want to help? I am a feng shui master." ”
The policeman looked Wen Wen up and down, and then reported to the leader.
Deputy Director Houma, in his forties, was young and strong, listened to the reports of his subordinates and walked towards civilization. "Are you a feng shui master?"
He looked Civilization up and down, very carefully, Civilization was too young, and this alone made him frown.
"Didn't you see them all?"
Civilization didn't blame him, but pointed to Marshaw and they proved it.
Seeing the police, Ma Xiao and the others originally wanted to lose the wooden door, but when the police confronted Zhongxieke, they said that they were not willing to throw away the wooden door. The examination of the body is also brought.
Nima: Look, it's all the police who are at a disadvantage, right? Maybe sometime, they'll need this wooden door.
Houma looked at the door that Marshaw was holding like a baby, and believed the words of civilization. After all, if civilization doesn't have real skills, they can't get out of the building, and it is impossible for two people to be so precious to the two wooden doors.
"Leader, leader, I am also a feng shui master. ”
While he was talking, Gao Ming himself ran over, holding a compass in one hand and introducing himself at the same time.
is worthy of being a person who can make small advertisements, and never forget to promote himself all the time.
"You're also a feng shui master?"
Houma looked at Gao Ming.
It's really useful to have a lot of advertising, at least Houma feels familiar when he looks at Gao Ming.
Without waiting for Hou Ma to speak, Gao Ming immediately spoke: "Leader, these people have fallen into evil spirits, and they must be dealt with immediately." ”
Speaking of evil, Houma also saw it.
Their riot police officers are all carefully selected, each with a lot of strength, coupled with a scientifically designed riot shield, a police officer can easily block the collision of three or five middle-aged men. A riot police squad stopped three to five thousand people, no problem.
But now, he was slapped in the face. There were only a thousand people, and they couldn't stop it.
Evil, there is no need to doubt this at all.
"What should I do?"
Led up the train of thought, Houma asked as Gao Ming thought.
"Since it is an evil spirit, the important thing is to break the evil. ”
Gao Ming did not avoid civilization and spoke his method.
There is no need to avoid it, and the method he said is known to everyone - to break the law with the reincarnation of grains.
The reincarnation of grains, the restraint of higher energy, has always had a miraculous effect. In fact, evil is also a kind of higher energy.
It's just that this method is born with a disgusting light, and ordinary people are really unhappy to use it.
"But the environment here is ......."
Director Houma hinted slightly.
He also felt disgusted.
Gao Ming said sternly: "Leader." A momentary nausea is better than a citizen being injured. ”
Houma thought for a moment and asked, "What about your method?"
He wanted to hear what civilization had to say before making a decision.
"My method needs to wait until the time of the child to borrow the power of the four righteousness. Civilization said.
As soon as Wenming spoke, Houma heard it, don't look at Gao Ming's age, good eloquence, and it seems that he is also a feng shui master, but he is a real wild man.
Gao Ming also knows that he is a wild man, but he has a mouth cannon, and that is enough. He said directly: "The power of the Four Righteous Forces is very good, but when this point is reached, there are still many hours. ”
I have to say that the guiding power of the new earth is very extraordinary, they just made a "everything is inferior, only feng shui is high", and let the feng shui masters use it for the government.
Even a liar like Gao Ming also wants to have a sense of existence in front of the government.
For his behavior, civilization said that it would not rob him.
Nima! The reincarnation of grains! If this is spilled out like this, he will really become famous, he will become famous.
It's just that with this kind of fame, how many people will be grateful to him, and how many people will be disgusted, it's hard to say.
However, this method did work, and when Houma ordered the police to go to the public toilet to get the reincarnation of grains and throw it directly at the other party, it worked wonders at first.
But when they arrived at the mouth of a manhole cover for an underground sewage system, suddenly the manhole cover was sprayed up. A stream of colourful water sprayed towards the police force.
Since water is colorful, it is natural to have everything. Foul odors, pungent smells, and so on.
So a metaphysical evil suddenly evolved into a water gun war.
Just like the bad boys and naughty bags in the country, the water gun is not addicted to using tap water, and they will deliberately fill the water gun with dirty and smelly water.
And neither of them is a child, an adult, a feng shui beast, so they play a lot. One side uses fire trucks and high-pressure water cannons, and the other side uses underground sewage pipes.
As a result, the two sides directly became children.
When the east gradually dawned, all the water was returned to the ground, and after it had stopped.
Whether it's the police, or the one or two thousand people, they all stink and can't be seen.
Of course, these have little to do with civilization, he didn't participate at all, and as soon as the brilliant idea came out, he honestly went to do a physical examination.
When the two sides are in a water war, civilization is not on the battlefield at all, he is on the sidelines, watching.
Like them, no metaphysical spells can be used, unless the civilization goes one step further and has the "immortal" Dao fruit.
The spells under the immortals, if they are cast, will also be stained and polluted by the reincarnations of both sides, and they will be dull and do not show their power.