Chapter 46: Commentary in Progress (Part II)
Intermission!
The Internet started chatting again!
"How do I feel like it's only been ten minutes!!
"yes, how did time pass so fast!!"
"Fireplace, which of you has a fireplace???
"Why do you want to hug your grandson by the fireplace and say, wouldn't the radiator be better?"
"Where is there a fireplace in China? You can change the stove???"
At this time, there was a fan who couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to give these illiterate fans a popular science:
"You illiterate, this is a famous quote from the speech of the famous general Patton of the United States! The original text is as follows: When you men return home after the war, you will be qualified to say one thing. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Thirty years later, when you're sitting by the fireplace, your grandson on your lap asks you, "What did you do during that great world war?"
You don't have to cough and say, "Well, your grandfather shoveled manure in Louisiana."
No, gentlemen, you can look him in the eye and say, "Son, your grandfather was fighting alongside the great Third Army and George Patton!"
Therefore, Wang Cong quoted General Patton's speech and changed it to "When we get old, we will hold our grandson by the fireplace, and we will definitely talk to them about this European Cup and tonight's Anglo-German war!"
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"Shhh
"I'll go!"
"I'll go like this!"
"It's... Don't you want to be so awesome!"
"Hey, you said you want to be so high-end with a commentary..."
In fact, General Patton was a famous general in World War II in the last life, but this life has changed since the First World War, but maybe it is a coincidence, maybe it is because of irresistible historical factors, there is also General Patton in this life, and the speech is also true, but it was during the First World War!
There are also many fans in front of the TV who are military fans, so they are particularly sympathetic to Wang Cong's commentary talent, this is called Wang Cong's commentary, don't look at the grade, but how is his knowledge so mixed and broad~!
Wang Cong was preparing for the second half of the commentary at this time, and he wanted to be very well prepared for the commentary, and when he was resting, Wang Cong also saw his peers from Qilu Sports, Yangcheng Sports, Xiangbei Sports, and Jiangsu and Zhejiang Sports, which were not far from him! Among them are Bai Yu and Yao Guangming, who used to be commentators at Binhai Sports!
Knowing that his assistant Li Yang took advantage of the break to tell himself that the ratings of Binhai Satellite TV in China ranked first, Wang Cong somewhat understood why the commentators of the four sports channels looked depressed!
Wang Cong was also in no mood to look at their expressions anymore, because he had already seen the team members walk into the field, and immediately put on headphones and prepared to start explaining!
The second half of the game has begun, and there are no substitutions between the two sides, because England fell behind 0:1 in the first half, so at the beginning of the second half, England attacked fiercely!"
53 minutes!
"England won a free kick in front, and their midfielder David Beckhan is not only handsome, but also has a free kick as a penalty!
"Beckhan! Run, Kick the Full Moon Scimitar Straight into the Goal!!"
"The ball went in! Beckham! He equalized, the goalkeeper didn't react, this is the legendary banana ball!
"It was a free-kick almost 33 metres from goal, but Beckham did it in 100 steps!"
"Look at it in slow motion, oh! This ball is a bit like a tennis ball falling over the net, and the German goalkeeper can only watch the ball fly into the net with his eyes!"
The fans watching the game were excited again!
"Shhh!!h
"I'm rubbing!!!
"Sure enough, it was a free kick and it was !! as a penalty"
68 minutes!
"At this time, the coach of the German team, Loew, was quite dissatisfied, and replaced two players in a row, ready to strengthen the attack!"
"At this moment, it's really a beacon of fire, and a ball is worth a thousand gold!"
"Look at the German team's quick counterattack! It's Muller! There is no player from his own side in front of him, can he complete this 1,000-mile solo ride!!
"The opposing defender has already posted up, Muller has changed direction to get rid of it, brought to the front of the penalty area, and knocked on the mountain and shook the tiger!!
"Oh my God! What happened!! Muller's shot was very positive! But England goalkeeper Dekjaer actually let the ball roll between his hands and into the goal, and also drilled into the goal under his crotch!"
"What's wrong with Dekea!! did he touch the butter on his gloves!! is it a butter hand!!"
Since then, the title of "butter hand" has been officially released, and even the European media, including the media, often drink Wang Cong's famous phrase to describe those goalkeepers who have taken off!
73 minutes!
"Looney is still running tirelessly in the front court, if Looney is the King of Arthur of Britain, he doesn't have Lancelot, Gawain, Graheid around him now. ”
"In fact, Dekea has tried his best, he can block one shot from the opponent, block two shots from the opponent, but he can't stop the opponent from always shooting!"
At this time, fans on the Internet also started a debate, some were fans of the German team, and some were fans of England.
"Damn, butter hands! Sounds so vivid..."
"Oh my Great England! No, what's the use of the striker Looney running non-stop, as Wang Da said, even if you are King Arthur, but you don't have the Knights of the Round Table to assist you!"
"Haha! Wang Dada's description of my General Mu Da is really in place, thousands of miles to ride alone!
"Mighty !! domineering !!"
86 minutes!
Wang Cong's commentary continued, because England was very impatient during this time, and the game was frequently interrupted, so Wang Cong tried to explain more easily
"Now that England are behind the scoreline, their eyes have begun to change from the ball to the opponent's ankle!"
"We were still talking about elbow strikes just now, but I didn't expect elbow strikes to appear frequently, making us feel like we were talking to a picture!"
The referee couldn't stand it anymore and ended the story near the corner flag. ”
93 minutes!
With the referee's three long whistles, the game is over!"
"First of all, we congratulate the German team, they eliminated England 2-1, and look! Beckham is exchanging shirts with Muller!"
"This may be Beckham's last international tournament, and there is news that he will announce his retirement from the national team after this European Championship!"
"It's the season of parting, and the air smells of sadness. Everyone has such an age, and at that time we believed that there was eternity in this world, and we felt that time was long, and goodbye was far away. But the price of growing up is to face all kinds of separation, and the cruelty of growing up is to learn that there is no eternity. There is no feast in the world that will not be dispersed, lonely people are not shameful, and no one can hide from parting. Sadness, but maybe it happened to hit you this time. ”
"Football is like that, the joy of one side sets off the sadness of the other. The extreme emotions of human beings can be fully manifested in a small green field in 90 minutes. That's football, and that's why we love football!"
"Let's think about it, at this moment, in Berlin, in Hamburg, in Frankfurt, in Cologne Cathedral, there must be countless German fans rejoicing. And in London, in Liverpool, in Manchester, in the taverns by the Thames, there must have been countless English fans who were saddened by it!
But what warms my heart is that at such a meaningful point in life, tonight, hundreds of millions of fans in front of the TV can all come together to experience and share together, which is my happiness and everyone's happiness. I'm Wang Cong, audience friends, goodbye!"