Chapter 835: Runaway Alcoholic!
Li Yi accompanied the drunkard and drank four barrels of Yaochi Immortal Brew before persuading the latter to pour all the entire jar of urine wine into his stomach.
Even after drinking the pee wine, the drunkard was still unsatisfied, and sighed: "Hey, such a good Ni Yuan Immortal Brew was dried up by the trail overnight, and if you want to drink it in the future, you won't have a chance." ”
Monkey mushroom, Niu Lie and other six little demon kings all knelt down completely.
The drunkard still misses the pee of a few of them.
Niu Lie couldn't help but smile and said: "Senior, there is, why not, you want to drink Ni Yuan Immortal Brew, there are many opportunities!"
"How many opportunities?" the drunkard frowned.
"Your boss only has one jar of this Ni Yuan Immortal Brew, you actually dare to speak wildly, and see that the path will not destroy you. ”
Seeing the drunkard's sudden change of expression, Niu Lie was shocked, knowing that he had leaked his mouth, and hurriedly cast a look at Li Yi for help, at this time, I am afraid that only Li Yi can save him.
Li Yi waved his hand to stop the drunkard, and said with a smile: "The seniors misunderstood, what my brother means is that although the Ni Yuan Immortal Brew is gone now, if the seniors want to drink, there will still be many opportunities in the future.
What he said is indeed right, since the drunkard seniors like Ni Yuan Immortal Brew so much, when the kid comes out of the Secret Realm of Bliss and returns to the Yaochi Fairyland, he will sacrifice his hue and ask the little lady of the Queen Mother to brew a few more jars. ”
"That's it, senior drunkard, that's what calf means. Niu Lie wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said.
The drunkard snorted, glared at Niu Lie and the others: "Xiaodao and your boss have a hearty talk, how can you little demon kings intervene, if you dare to talk more, Xiaodao will kill you!"
"Yes, yes, yes. "Don't heroes suffer the losses in front of them, Niu Lie and the others nodded again and again.
The drunkard nodded in satisfaction, and then a pair of drunken eyes fell on the others in the hotel.
"Originally, you people deserved to die today, but this little brother presented such a delicious wine brewed by Ni Yuan Immortal to Xiaodao, which made Xiaodao feel very good, and he will spare your life today. ”
"Thank you, senior drunkards, for raising your noble hand. ”
Although everyone in the hotel was reluctant, they also had to express their gratitude.
Just kidding, a drunkard who is so moody is afraid that if he doesn't do it well, he will be destroyed casually.
The drunkard nodded with satisfaction, and walked out of the hotel with the wine bag in his hand.
Seeing that the drunkard left, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and willingly saluted Li Yi.
"Thank you, sir, for saving your life!"
"It's just a matter of talking, so why worry about it. Li Yi waved his hand casually, smiled faintly, and then said to Niu Lie and the others: "If you six want to drink, just continue to drink, I won't accompany you." ”
"Boss, why are you in such a hurry to leave, you, the big hero who not only saved everyone's lives, but also severely punished the drunkards, have to accept the worship of the big guy. Niu Lie said with a big mouth.
Hearing Niu Lie say this, the melon-eating people in the hotel who didn't know the truth were immediately confused.
The heart said that Li Yi just relied on his identity as the queen mother's little white face to shoot the drunkard's fart, so he saved everyone, when did he punish the drunkard severely?
Braggart doesn't even make drafts.
Peng Tongfeng laughed and said: "You don't know this, let's tell you the truth, what kind of immortal brew was drunk by the drunkard just now, but the urine of our brothers." ”
"What, the drunkard drinks urine? How is this possible?"
After being stunned for a long time, everyone came back to their senses.
"Comrade Maverick, don't be joking, the drunkard drank the neon fairy brew brewed by the Queen Mother herself, how did it become the urine of a few of you?" everyone said speechlessly.
"Hehe, think about it, what are the two words Ni Yuan combined. Jiao Ping also said.
Listening to Jiaoping's prompt, everyone pondered for a while, and suddenly realized.
"That's right, isn't it urine when you read it together, the drunkard himself said, that wine is nasty and fishy, isn't it urine!"
"Haha, it turns out that the drunkard actually drank urine, and he died laughing at this palace!"
"What's even more ridiculous is that the drunkard actually boasted that he was drunk but not greasy, fishy but not tired, if he himself knew that he was drinking urine, he probably wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in!"
"Oh, Mr. Li is really a god, and he punished the arrogant and arrogant drunkard without saying a word, this quick wit, even if Zhuge Kongming is alive, he can't do it, I'm afraid no one can beat it in the whole world!"
Everyone began to talk about each other.
There are even many women who cast teasing or ambiguous glances at Li Yi.
What girl doesn't like a smart and handsome man like Li Yi?
Li Yi shook his head speechlessly, he originally wanted to stop Niu Lie from telling the truth.
After all, the strength of the drunkard should not be underestimated, and Li Yi did not want to clash with him head-on.
But these guys' mouths were so fast that they didn't have time to stop them before they were propagated.
Li Yi shook his head helplessly, and could only let them mess around.
Anyway, it will definitely not reach the ears of the drunkards for a moment, and by the time it reaches the ears of the drunkards, I am afraid that he has already entered the secret realm of bliss, and it will be difficult for the drunkards to find themselves again.
However, just as Li Yi's mind was spinning, a fierce momentum suddenly came.
With this momentum, a figure suddenly flashed in.
Li Yi looked up, and his heart suddenly cooled.
It was none other than the drunkards who came in!
It turned out that after the drunkard left the hotel, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't asked Li Yi's name, and then turned back, but he overheard everyone's discussion and learned that the so-called Ni Yuan Immortal Brew he had just drunk was actually the urine of several little demon kings.
The drunkard's face suddenly turned blue: "Okay, you little miscellaneous hair, you dare to play Xiaodao, Xiaodao will definitely break your body into ten thousand pieces today, and then take your minced meat to the butcher and let him cook and drink!"
Seeing this drunkard who suddenly went and returned, the hotel that had been thunderous a moment ago suddenly became silent.
Niu Lie, the monkey mushrooms are even greener, they knew that the butcher would go and return, and they wouldn't tell them about the urine and wine when they were killed, but now they are heard by the drunkards, and everyone has to die!
"Boss, we were wrong!" Niu Lie said with a frustrated face.
"Well, now is not the time to admit mistakes. Although Li Yi also felt that what Niu Lie and the others did was a little abrupt, he had no time to blame them at this time: "You guys find a chance to slip away, I'll deal with this drunkard!"
"Boss, can you do it?" said Monkey Mushroom with a worried expression.
Although the strength of the drunkards and these little demon kings can't see through it, it is inferred from the rumors that they should not be weaker than the ten thousand demon queens, at least at the level of the second turn Tianzun.
And Li Yi is just a quasi-saint, even if he adds that two-headed dragon mount, he will definitely not be able to kill the drunkard.
Li Yi's eyes also flashed with a solemn color.
"It's come to this, you can't just be caught, you have to give it a try, this drunkard will definitely kill people later, I'm afraid that none of you present will let go, you guys don't care about me, just leave it when you have the opportunity!"
(End of chapter)