Li Xiaoxiao's series of actions in recent years have pushed his own reputation to the top of the world-class, terrorist. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Asked what the name of the world is, bin Laden and Li Xiaowu shouted about the things outside their bodies, Uncle bin Laden, the world-famous terrorist leader, finally has a friend with the same name today, and this little friend of his is called Li Xiaowu [Death Doctor].

Li Xiaoguo's series of actions in Iraq were directly regarded by the United Nations as a blatant provocation against them, so they not only made Li Xiaoguo and Uncle bin Laden equally famous, but they also sent an unprecedentedly powerful army to assist the US military in arresting him.

The United Nations Secret Center, a group of leading figures influencing the world, is secretly going on, a special meeting.

The meeting room is fully enclosed, and there is no record of what they are talking about, and no record is allowed.

There were 13 people in the conference room, nine of the 13 were leaders of the United Nations, and the remaining three were leaders of the United States, RB and South Korea, and the 12 people sat in two rows, with the President of the United Nations sitting in the main seat in the middle.

The Lord sat on top of the President of the United Nations, looked at the leaders below, and said slowly, "After many years, there is such a powerful figure emerging again, let's talk about what we should do this time?"

The members of the United Nations did not answer directly, but looked at the representatives of the United States in unison, and as for the RB and the South Korean side, they were directly ignored.

The representative of the US side looked at the leaders present and said in a high manner: "Our decision is to kill this person called the Divine Doctor of Death at all costs, and by the way, I will ask for an explanation from the country where the Divine Doctor of Death is located." ”

"We, on the RB side, also fully support the decision of the US side, if the Doctor of Death is the one on that side, then we will unite to crusade against that person. RB's representative said with a look of humility.

Han Fang thought for a while, and finally nodded and said, "Although our citizens unanimously believe that the Miracle Doctor of Death is a citizen of my Republic of Korea, this time I want to emphasize that he is really not a citizen of my Republic of Korea.

If he is from the DPRK, we will unite with the US to collectively crusade against the DPRK and make them pay the price they deserve. ”

A representative of the United Nations looked at the representative of the United States for humanity: "Today's Iraq no longer has any interests to speak of, and now there are only two oil fields to exploit, and only one of the two belongs to us."

We don't think it's worth it to spend so many troops every year for the sake of a share of an oil field, so we decided to withdraw and continue the decision to impose sanctions on Iraq.

As for the matter of the Death Doctor, we are willing to participate and will send troops to support it. ”

"We have also decided to abandon sanctions against Iraq, and at the same time withdraw our stake in the oil fields and no longer participate in anything with the United States and Iraq. Another representative of the United Nations members also looked up and said slowly.

The British representative in the United Nations also raised his head and said slowly: "The British side has also decided to withdraw from the sanctions against Iraq.

As for the last piece of oil field, whoever of you wants it will take it, and we do not want to continue to participate in this troubled water for the sake of a small profit. ”

"Bastard, when there were interests in the past, none of you were willing to quit.

Now that there is no interest, you are starting to scramble to be the first to withdraw, are you playing with me?" the representative of the US side looked at a few joint representatives who wanted to withdraw and said angrily.

The president of the United Nations looked at the US representative and said with a sneer on his face: "You have always taken the lion's share of the benefits, although when you first attacked Iraq, you looked like you had paid a lot on the outside, but in fact we paid no less than yours.

Now Iraq is a mess, a mess worse than RB***, by the way, which bastard is it, let the representatives of RB, the shit country, also come and participate in our meeting?"

The atmosphere in the conference room was not good all of a sudden, and everyone understood the reason for beating the dog to see the owner.

But when I saw the President of the United Nations scolding the RB representatives, I don't know why everyone felt very happy, and even the representatives of the United States felt very happy.

It's cool, but being scolded is a bastard, which still makes the representatives of the United States very unhappy.

The representative of the US side stood up and said with an angry face: "I am the bastard you said, what's wrong with me bringing my little brother in, you are not happy to bite me, today we will not talk about the interests of Iraq, we will only talk about dealing with the miracle doctor of death."

We in the United States have killed so many people at once, we can't swallow this breath, so we are ready to launch a second wave of attacks.

If you don't support us, we in the United States will have to go it alone. ”

"We, the RB, are willing to send the Self-Defense Forces to assist the U.S. side, and we will do everything according to the orders of the U.S. side. RB stands for people, with a courteous face.

Hearing the words of the representative of the rb, everyone in the United Nations felt a chill for no reason, and then they all cursed in their hearts;

"Nima, I've never seen such a shameless person, even if you are small, but it's a country anyway, do you want to be happy like this, hug other people's thighs?"

The representative of the US side also had a chill, and after the chill passed, he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Your Self-Defense Forces, I think it's better to forget it, I don't want to start a war with China for no reason." ”

This secret meeting lasted more than three hours, and during these three hours, in the conference room, there were countless quarrels, insults, and countless words.

In some cases, after being humiliated by the US side, the national representative could not find a target to vent, and directly beat the RB representative on the ground.

At the end of the meeting, a piece of global news spread around the world, and the United States, Japan, South Korea, and the United Nations all issued statements.

The Doctor of Death is listed as a wanted person in the international first class, ranking above Osama bin Laden and Omar, and the bounty has reached the world's highest of 600 million US dollars.

At the same time, the United States and the United Nations each sent 20 warplanes, 30 tanks, and 3,000 marines to Iraq to crusade against the Doctor of Death and the organization behind him.

As soon as this report came out, citizens all over the United States marched through the streets, expressing their support for the country to send troops to kill the miracle doctor of death who caused them to lose so many soldiers, and even organized donations privately to hold fundraising activities for the army.

Citizens of countries belonging to the United Nations took this report directly and watched an April Fool's joke news.

Several countries work together to arrest a person, isn't this a joke to have fun?

When the Chinese citizens saw this report, they expressed their expectation that the war would happen, and a large number of people who had eaten up said that I was willing to donate a dollar to support the miracle doctor of death to defeat the United Nations troops.

The United Nations and the United States are completely furious, and the hateful Chinese citizens are betting on spicy noodles at this time, and there is a rich second generation named Wang Sicong who promised that as long as the death doctor does the American side, he will have the spicy noodles of his life. (To be continued.) )