Everything in the kindergarten is serious, Li Xiaowu just wants to say to her that I am convinced. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Getting up from the floor, Li Xiaowu looked at the waiter and said with a puzzled face, "That beauty, I think, the Li Winter you met at the beginning, he is definitely not me, I was very well-behaved when I was a child." ”

After confirming that Li Xiaowu was Li Dongdong, the waiter said with disdain, "Punch Nanshan Nursing Home, step on Beitou Kindergarten, 90 years old and 9 years old will be cold when they see you, just like that, you are still well-behaved, tsk, shameless." ”

It's okay if the waiter doesn't say it, she said this, Li Xiaowu thought about it, and Li Xiaowu was speechless and found that when he was in kindergarten, he really did these things.

Suppressing the embarrassment in his heart, Li Xiaowu looked at the waiter, and said in a cold voice with a straight face, "Who are you, why do you know, so many things about me when I was a child, tell me honestly, are you crushing on me since I was a child?"

The waiter glanced at Li Xiaowu, then sat down and began to clean the teacup, put the tea leaves, pour boiling water, make tea, and after making three cups of tea, the waiter looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile;

"Who am I, my name is Li Shuixian, Li Jiu is my own grandfather, I live in the Third Ring Road, and when I was a child, I went to two kindergartens.

Speaking of which, I'm still your sister, but you're too beastly to do it, and you can't even do it with your own sister. ”

I really can't think of it.,Besides, what can I do in kindergarten?,Could it be that I was five or six years old and could do that.,Just kidding....

Looking at the waiter, Li Xiaowu took Xiao Huolin's hand and said with a smile on his face, "It's impossible to marry you, this is my little wife, I still have a few wives and nine sons, hehehe..." ”

"And a couple of wives and nine sons. The waiter jumped up suddenly, looked at Li Xiaowu and said with an incredible face, "Lie down, you have really evolved into a breeding pig, how did you get nine sons?"

Breeding pigs, your sister's, stallions are good, you don't call, you call me breeding pigs, if it weren't for my wife here, I promise to make you plumper today, whirl... I'm so angry.

Glaring at the waiter, Li Xiaowu said angrily, "Hurry up and call Jiu Ye to come back, I don't want you to chat, I will have the urge to beat you when I chat with you, hurry up and go away..." ”

The waiter deliberately shook his chest, and then said with a smile, "Hey, it's still how to color, I want to grab, I want to touch, I have to say that I want to fight, hahahahahaha.... It's not as cute as it used to be. ”

I don't quarrel with your two mouths, can't I hide if I can't be provoked?

Li Xiaowu directly ignored the waiter's words, took a sip of the teacup, and then said with a smile at Xiao Huolin;

"Wife. Do you like to live by the sea, the kind of life where you can live in a villa and go fishing leisurely every day. ”

Xiao Huolin thought about it, nodded and said with a smile, "Husband, is there a lot of big crabs to catch on the seaside you said, the big crabs you gave today are so delicious, I still want to eat them, hehe......" ”

"Yes, there are a lot of big crabs, big lobsters, and if you're lucky, you can get a lot of abalone, sea cucumbers, and other good things. Li Xiaowu looked at Xiao Huolin and said with a smile on his face.

Seeing that the two ignored themselves, the waiter stood up and snorted, then went back to the service desk angrily to get his mobile phone and call Li Jiu and them.

Looking at the waiter who left, Li Xiaowu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "My wife has not seen it, it is also a very troublesome thing to be handsome, from the age of five to the present, this perseverance is really no one." ”

Glancing at Li Xiaowu, Xiao Huolin said with a smile, "Boss, you are so good at fighting, you must have lived a very chic time when you go to school, and your girlfriend is a big wave, hehe......." ”

Seeing Xiao Huolin's face full of admiration, Li Xiaowu patted his chest and said with a smug face, "It's necessary, it's not that I lied to you."

When I used to study, the whole school, it was basically my girlfriend who looked good, hehe...... Oops, it hurts, my ear is broken. ”

Before Li Xiaowu finished speaking, his ears were pinched by Xiao Huolin, and Xiao Huolin grabbed Li Xiaoxiao's ears while saying angrily, "Honestly, in addition to me, you have slept with a few women, and you are not allowed to lie to me." ”

Li Xiaowu covered his ears and gritted his teeth, "It hurts, my wife is really hurting, let go, let go, if you don't let go, it will break." ”

Seeing that Li Xiaowu avoided his question, Xiao Huolin became even more angry, and while increasing his strength to pull Li Xiaoxiao's ears, he said angrily, "Say, say, besides me, how many women have you slept with, don't want to talk about your ears." ”

"It's better not to say it, if you don't say it, you will lose one ear, and if you say it, you may lose both ears. Li Xiaowu made a backhand, firmly controlled Xiao Huolin in his arms, and gritted his teeth.

"Ten is there none, answer honestly. Xiao Huolin asked angrily as he struggled.

Li Xiaowu made a bitter face and nodded.

"Twenty no, answer honestly. Xiao Huolin's eyes were on fire, and he asked through gritted teeth.

Li Xiaowu was weak and nodded.

"Thirty is no, answer honestly. Xiao Huolin asked with tears in his eyes and a crying voice.

Li Xiaowu was sweating profusely and nodded stiffly.

"Forty is there any, answer me honestly, woo woo woo ... Xiao Huolin asked directly, crying.

Li Xiaowu's face was pale and nodded.

Xiao Huolin lay in Li Xiaowu's arms, and said disheartenedly, "Okay, if you sleep a hundred, I will forgive you, if not, I will fight with you." ”

Li Xiaowu let go of Xiao Huolin's hands, gently hugged her in his arms, and said with a smile on his face, "More than a hundred, I don't know how many there are, because I'm not very good at math, so ..... Oops. ”

Without waiting for Li Xiaowu to finish speaking, Xiao Huolin suddenly burst out, grabbed Li Xiaoxiao's two ears fiercely, and then opened his mouth and bit hard, Li Xiaoxiao's arm, three places were injured at the same time, and Li Xiaowu screamed in pain.

"My wife let go, my wife let go, it hurts, help, murder my husband. ”

No matter how Li Xiaowu cried and begged for mercy, Xiao Huolin just dragged his ears and bit his arm and didn't let go.

The waiter who had just finished making the phone looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile, "What a fool, you can believe a woman's words, now it's okay, let's be beaten, hehe... Deserve. ”

Just now I said that there are 100 of them and they will forgive me, woo woo woo..... Women are really liars, and the ancients did not deceive me. (To be continued.) )