"Tut-tut, I don't scream when I see my brother. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Shao Yulang hooked Boss Hou's shoulder, shook his head and pretended to cry without tears: "Brother, you don't even take my little sister in your eyes anymore, look at me, is it not as handsome and attractive as before?" ”

"Okay, you." Boss Hou punched Shao Yulang, "I haven't seen you for a long time, but you have pedophilia." ”

"Aha." As soon as the word "pedophile" came out, Shao Yulang immediately laughed so much that people turned up on their backs, and my face suddenly felt a little unbearable: Am I that small? Maybe in the eyes of adults, I am indeed a child, but this boss Hou looks three or four years older than Shao Yulang at most.

"Brother doesn't know." Shao Yulang walked around to me and stared at me teasingly, "This little little face is a little tender, and his body can be very well developed." ”

"Pervert!" I was so angry that I beat Shao Yulang to death, it wasn't enough for me to tease me last time, but now it's bright.

"Oops, you're so ruthless." Shao Yulang was not angry, and still had a hippie smile.

Because of the presence of outsiders, I turned around and ran forward angrily, and I heard Boss Hou seem to be accustomed to saying: "Your kid's ability to make people is growing day by day." ”

Shao Yulang added meaningfully: "I'm not someone who likes to be funny." ”

Do persimmons pick soft pinch? Hum!

Ran to the door of Hou Changfeng's house in one breath, I was relieved, and then rang the doorbell. It was naturally Hou Changfeng who opened the door, and he smiled at me a little stupidly, and he didn't welcome me in. Fortunately, Hou's mother walked out, and I hurriedly shouted: "Hello Hou's mother." ”

Hou's mother is tall, a bit of a northern woman's frame (obviously Hou Changfeng inherited her mother), and her voice is also very loud, and she has a northeast accent as soon as she opens her mouth: "Come on, come on, come into the house, I guess you are almost there, but you won't see anyone, and I think you can't find a place." ”

Hou's mother brought me a pair of slippers as she spoke, and I had a set, like stepping on a boat, and it was estimated that the family would have no small feet.

I went into the house and handed over the fruit, and Mother Hou said with a smile: "We are very happy that you come, what kind of gift do you give, you will come to play when you have time in the future, don't give anything." ”

I thought to myself: Mother Hou is so enthusiastic, I just entered the door and asked me to play next time.

"Why are you stunned, take her into the house to sit, I still have two dishes, and I'll start eating soon." Hou's mother pushed Hou Changfeng.

"Mother Hou, you don't need to cook any dishes." I said politely.

"Hehe, there's no cooking, it's all home-cooked food." Hou's mother said and walked towards the kitchen.

I looked around, Hou Changfeng's house was clean and spacious, the decoration was mostly Chinese, and there were a lot of calligraphy and paintings hanging on the walls, which seemed to be very incommensurate with Hou Changfeng's big boss.

"Where's your dad?"

"He is in the army, he doesn't go home often, and he won't come back until the Chinese New Year." Hou Changfeng didn't sit down, walked around, pointed to the melon and fruit snacks on the coffee table and said, "What you want to eat, take whatever you want, my mother doesn't often cook vegetables, and a few dishes have to be tossed for a long time." ”

I laughed, "Did you say that about Mom?" ”

"I don't lie to you, my mother's best thing is making dumplings, you'll know in a while, eat less if it's unpalatable, I'm used to it anyway."

"Your mother doesn't seem to be from Shanghai?"

Hou Changfeng was stunned for a moment, and said hurriedly: "She is from Shanghai, but she has always lived in the Northeast before, and I grew up with my grandparents in Shanghai since I was a child." ”

Hou Changfeng explained in such a way, I suddenly remembered that he scolded me as a "countryman" when he was angry, maybe I was brought up by my grandparents in Shanghai since I was a child, although I have a very deep understanding of this concept, and I also want to emphasize that I am a native of Shanghai. In that case, why would he like me as a "redneck"? To put it mildly, isn't he humiliating himself?

Hou Changfeng was silent when he saw me, scratched his head and said, "The Northeast is also very good." ”

"Anyway, Shanghai is the best, right?" I'm a little angry.

"That, that's because Shanghai is an international metropolis, otherwise, why do so many people want to squeeze into Shanghai."

Hou Changfeng's words are right, my mother also instilled in me the idea of returning to Shanghai since I was a child.

Just when we were a little embarrassed, the doorbell rang, and Hou Changfeng hurriedly ran over to open the door.

It must be Boss Hou who is back, according to him, he should be Hou Changfeng's uncle.

Whoever wants to come in is that nasty ghost.

"I heard that there is good food and wine here, and I want to mix it in." Shao Yulang looked at me with a smile.

Dream about you, Mother Hou's cooking skills are not good, you are in the wrong place. I'm dark.

Hou's mother, who heard the movement, also poked her head out: "Yo, it's rare, Lang Lang, you're here to play, eat at Auntie's house for dinner." ”

"Auntie, I want to eat the leek dumplings you wrapped." Shao Yulang didn't know how polite he was.

"Yes, yes, you naturally have it."

It seems that Shao Yulang is a frequent visitor here, and Hou's mother is also very familiar with him.

"It turns out that she is Chang Feng's little teacher!" Uncle Hou on the side was a little surprised to see me, and turned his head to ask Shao Yulang, "You introduced her to Chang Feng?" ”

"Little uncle, why do you think so, she is my classmate." Hou Changfeng interjected.

"Oh, that's what you introduced her to Yulang."

"No, little uncle, you don't have any evidence, how can you guess randomly, you really know how to look at people and say things."

Uncle Hou suddenly glanced at the three of us meaningfully, and smiled without saying a word.

"Little uncle, do you know anything I don't know?" Hou Changfeng strangled Uncle Hou's neck and asked.

They are not much older than each other, although Hou Changfeng called him "uncle", but looking at his behavior, most of them didn't treat him as an uncle in his heart.

"Oh, you're disrespectful to your uncle because of your high man."

"Hou Changsi, it's polite to call you Uncle Sheng, you say, what did you do that was unseemly?"

"Shao Yulang, Yulang, help, I don't want to be charged with ingratitude, you better recruit yourself."

Shao Yulang picked up the teacup painlessly, blew open the tea leaves leisurely, took a sip, and then raised his eyes: "Brother Chang Si, I don't understand, what do I do you can't say." ”

Hearing such shameless words, Mei almost swallowed the words I ate in my mouth and coughed violently.

"Bless little sister, what's wrong with you? Do you think I'm doing something wrong? I'll be honest. I'm such a big person, and now the society is scarce, but in your eyes, why have I become a bad person? Shao Yulang patted me on the back and innocently defended.

I pushed his hand away and gave him a few rolls of the eyes. Shao Yulang, an old fox, spoke without leaking, which made me, a bullied person, dumb and eat coptis.

"Blessing, what's wrong?" Hou Changfeng simply asked me.

"Nothing, just kidding."

Shao Yulang laughed more and more like a fox after hearing this.

Hou's mother was busy with a table of dishes, chicken, duck, fish, meat and shrimp, all available, but not as fine as my aunt, each of them was packed on a large plate, which made people feel full when they looked at it.

Mother Hou tried her best to pick up vegetables for me, and after a while, it was piled up in front of her, and she said vigorously: "Blessings, you eat, you have to eat more if you are so thin." ”

I hurriedly picked up a piece of braised pork and stuffed it into my mouth, well, it's not as exaggerated as Hou Changfeng said, although it doesn't melt in your mouth, but it tastes good.

"Is it delicious?" Hou's mother asked.

I nodded.

"Eat more." Hou's mother was happy, "Dumplings for a while are my specialty dishes." ”

Hou's mother got up and went to make dumplings as she spoke.

"You taste this." At this time, Shao Yulang suddenly put the Chinese cabbage in my bowl, and he smiled, "Meat and vegetables should be matched." ”

Can you eat what the fox sends to your door? I hesitated, raised my head, and found that Hou Changfeng and Hou Changsi were both staring at me. How? Is there a mystery to this dish? Isn't it just Chinese cabbage?

I picked it up and stuffed it into my mouth, and suddenly a pungent sour smell rushed to my head, and I immediately squeezed my eyebrows.

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.

"This is my mother's best vinegared cabbage." Hou Changfeng smiled and handed me a napkin, "I'm not used to vomiting." ”

This vinegared Chinese cabbage is too sour, Shanghainese people like to put sugar in roasted vegetables, and I gradually got used to this sweet and sour taste.

"It's okay, it's okay, I can't stand it the first time I eat it, it's too sour, I can sour my teeth, and I'm used to eating." Hou Changsi said with a smile.

For the sake of Hou's mother's enthusiasm and hard work, I still swallowed it stiffly, and took the tea handed over by Hou Changfeng and poured a few sips.

As I was putting down the teacup, I saw Hou Changsi biting his chopsticks, squinting his eyes, and staring straight at me. Finding that I was also looking at him, he shook his head and sighed and said to Shao Yulang: "Is he my nephew Hou Changfeng?" Why did he change people, when did he learn to hand paper and serve tea to girls? ”

"There are so many things that happen in your absence." Shao Yulang naturally looked like he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he said it well.

"Oh!" Hou Changsi suddenly became interested, "For example, does my nephew have a crush?" ”