[33] Nephew, he is also my son-in-law
Since stepping into the realm of the God King, Li Xiaoxiao's physical body is no longer afraid of thunder and lightning.
Dense thunder and lightning frantically hit Li Xiaoxiao's body, but in addition to tearing Li Xiaoxiao's clothes, these thunderbolts have lost their original power in front of Li Xiaoxiao.
Looking at his smooth body and feeling the crackling thunder and lightning around him, Li Xiaowu said with a comfortable face, "Strong strength is cool, in the face of such thunder and lightning, since I have a feeling of massage, comfortable..." ”
It takes a certain amount of time to get from the heavenly realm to the mortal world, and there are not many things that can hurt him, so Li Xiaowu didn't bother to care about anything else, and fell asleep directly with his eyes closed.
While Li Xiaowu was sleeping, Erlang God got up from the ground with difficulty, and said with a resentful face on his hand, holding his gun, "Host, Jiuzi, you wait for me, you see how I clean you up."
Don't think that if I can't beat you, it's over, if you beat me, you don't check the mythological materials first, see who is behind me, you dare to do this, hum, wait to suffer, you... ”
"Erlang God, do you need us to help you go back, you are okay now, hehehe... The Four Heavenly Kings looked at the Erlang God who was beaten and deformed, and asked with a smile on their faces.
Smile smile smile, why don't you laugh to death, you didn't help when I was beaten just now, I wrote this matter to you, you just wait for my revenge, hum.
Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, Erlang God Yang Jian nodded with an embarrassed face, and said in a vain voice, "Then I will trouble you, I will definitely repay you for your kindness in the future, then..." ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem...... Everyone's attention, everyone's attention, Erlang God Yang Jian was violently beaten by the host, who has time to come to Nantianmen and carry General Erlang God back to his general's mansion. In Erlang God's devastating eyes, the Four Heavenly Kings directly picked up the siren and shouted loudly at the Heavenly Realm.
The broom star, who was studying the system at home, heard the shouts of the four heavenly kings, and said with a smile, "If there is a father, there must be a son, who was beaten by someone's son, and was beaten by someone's son, Erlang God is really pitiful, hey, I feel sorry for him for three seconds." ”
"Erlang God has a problem with his brain, he was beaten by someone's son and asked for revenge by someone's father, now it's okay, he was beaten by someone's father, hey, I feel sorry for you for a second. "The third prince of Nezha was in his own home, while cultivating his magic weapon, and said with a funny face.
Tai Bai Xin followed Taishang Laojun in the alchemy room, and while researching the new elixir, Qi Qi said with a smile, "The host is just like the monkey back then, he is a bad guy, Erlang God is really miserable and is beaten every time, hehehe......" ”
"Look at your good nephew, he still loves to cause trouble, he was beaten by Sun Wukong, and then he was beaten by Agarwood, after Agarwood beat the nine sons, and after the nine sons beat the host, is it a shame?" The Queen Mother was in the back garden, looking at the Jade Emperor with a speechless face.
Looking at the displeasure on the queen mother's face, the Jade Emperor said helplessly, "Hey, there is such a nephew who is beaten all day long, and I, who is an uncle, is also very helpless, okay, it seems that I am going to go to court again, hey..." ”
After the four heavenly kings shouted like this, the immortals of the entire heavenly realm knew in advance that Erlang God was violently beaten by the host, if he was not injured at this time, Erlang God would probably have gotten up and fought hard with the four heavenly kings.
Looking at the four heavenly kings with a smug face, Erlang God held his spear and said tremblingly, "Today we have settled the enmity, you just wait for my revenge, you will definitely regret it, you must..." ”
"Hehehehe, it doesn't matter, we didn't know your careful eye for the first day, if you like to hold a grudge, just hold a grudge. ”
After casually answering Erlang God's words, the Four Heavenly Kings waved their hands at several Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals and shouted, "A few of you come here, come and carry General Erlang God back to his General's Mansion..." ”
"Yes.... After a few heavenly soldiers and generals responded, Ma Li lifted Erlang God and quickly left the South Heavenly Gate, and then quickly rushed towards Erlang God's General's Mansion.
No, I can't go back to the General's Mansion now, I'm going to Lingxiao Palace, I'm going to sue the Nine Sons, the host, and the hateful Four Heavenly Kings, I want them to have a hard time, hum.
With dissatisfied thoughts, Erlang God shouted loudly to a few heavenly soldiers and generals who were carrying him, "I won't go back to the General's Mansion, you carry me to the Lingxiao Palace, I will sue the Nine Sons and the hateful host, go quickly..." ”
The official army crushed people to death, and forced by a few heavenly soldiers and generals, they could only carry Erlang God to Lingxiao Hall with a speechless face.
When Erlang God was carried to the Lingxiao Palace, the Lingxiao Hall was already covered with all kinds of officials of all levels, but at this moment, the officials looked at Erlang God's eyes, and they all seemed to be smiling.
"Oh, I'll go, the host is really ruthless enough, Erlang God was beaten so badly, tsk. "God of Wealth"
", who is this big pig's head, could this be the beaten Erlang God, it's really pitiful, tsk tsk... "[Stove God]
"Hahahahahaha, Erlang God looks so cute when he is beaten, although I usually hate him, but today I suddenly want to give him, add a chicken leg, hahaha... "God of Food"
"The nine sons can't be beaten, and they still challenge the host, go to find death by themselves, and they deserve to be beaten. [Broom Star]
"This appearance is the same as Marshal Tianpeng's previous appearance, and I began to wonder if he was a brother. "[Too platinum star, too good old king]
When the gods and immortals were talking, the Jade Emperor looked at Erlang God with a smile and said with a smile on his face, "Yang Jian, what good things have you done again, you will fight with Jiuzi again, right?"
"The Jade Emperor has been wronged!!"
"I didn't fight with Jiuzi, I was beaten by the host, and I said that I was your nephew, and he still beat me violently. ”
"Jade Emperor, my own uncle, look at my face, it's the same as a pig's head, you must do justice for me!!"
"By the way, there are also the Nine Sons and the Four Heavenly Kings, Jade Emperor, you must punish them well, they not only didn't help persuade me when they saw me being beaten, but since they were still applauding on the side, you must punish them severely." Erlang God looked at the Jade Emperor and cried out with a pitiful face.
I really want to punish them severely, but I don't dare to do it now, I do this, our heavenly realm is estimated to be 100% finished, as for the fact that you are my nephew, I'm sorry, he is still my son-in-law.
(End of chapter)