Chapter 2 It's tiring to come up with a name
At noon that day, Cheng's mother made a very hearty lunch to welcome her uncle Li Bichi, who had not been back for more than a year. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
While eating, the second elder of the Cheng family also asked about his uncle's experience in Guangzhou, and his uncle Li Bichi told a lot of things they hadn't heard, what Guangzhou people like to drink soup, and like to cook sugar water, and don't put much salt in cooking, the weather is very hot, and he also said a few words of Cantonese.
She listened to it and scolded at the same time, "You call it Cantonese dialect?" Why hasn't the old lady heard the Cantonese say this in Guangzhou for nearly 40 years? Isn't this Mandarin changing its tone?
But she also began to miss the life in Guangzhou, bla sausage, steamed fish, roast goose, barbecued pork, I'm sorry, I've been sick for many years, and I'm going crazy with taboos, so all I think about is eating!
Over there, Li Bichi is introducing his home in Guangzhou, which is a rented house, a strong boast, it is a five-story small western-style building, we live on the fifth floor, the air is good, the light is also very transparent, just in Sanyuan, close to the train station, the traffic is very convenient, the back is the vegetable market, buy vegetables or something that is called a convenient!
Cheng Lili pouted again in her heart, what? Sanyuanli, it's almost the same as Sanyuanli Village, isn't that an urban village, the whole thing is dirty and messy, it's still on the fifth floor, isn't that the top floor? No wonder it's hot, it's strange that it's not hot. No, if you go by yourself, you must find a way to move!
Li Bichi was talking to her mother-in-law, and while paying attention to Cheng Lili, she didn't seem to be interested, so she hurriedly said: "Really, little girl, it's really good there, and there is a monument to heroes, I'll take you to see it when you go!"
Although Cheng Lili wanted to say that there was something to see about that thing, it was just a few steps and a stone monument erected there, what was there to look at, but she still had to give face, so she said: "Okay, remember to take me to see it then!"
I feel that I have almost eaten, and suddenly I found that there is a pack of Double Happiness cigarettes on the table, so kind, I relied on it and coffee when I stayed up late and was busy with work in those years!
So I hurriedly took it, lit one, took a heavy breath, closed my eyes and the familiar smell appeared in my nose, I really miss it!
But when she opened her eyes, she found that her mother and husband at the dinner table were looking at her like monsters!
It's over.,I forgot to ask the original owner if he could smoke.,I won't show my stuffing.,I'm worried.,The original owner's lungs helped her a lot.,Coughing like she's about to die.,The original owner must not smoke at all.。
As soon as she coughed, Li Bichi hurriedly brought water to her, took the cigarette and said while extinguishing it: "Scared me, I thought you had learned to smoke, and I wanted to say that when I set off firecrackers when I was a child, I lied to you to smoke and cough for a long time, why did you smoke so quickly!"
Cheng's father said distressedly on the side: "You can't smoke, what can you do? Waste things!" Cheng's mother hurriedly came over and patted her on the back and fed her water, and Cheng Lili stopped after tossing for a long time.
Cheng Lili said stiffly: "I don't think this is a cigarette in Guangzhou, it must be easy to smoke, what if it's okay!"
"Which cigarette is not smoke, what can be different?" Cheng's father said lessons.
But fortunately, Cheng Lili's sudden act of smoking was so confused, and she secretly decided that she had better be careful in everything, or she would really reveal her stuffing.
After eating, Cheng's mother cleaned up and went to the kitchen, leaving Cheng Lili's two in-laws and Cheng's father chatting in the back room, and at this time they were discussing the name change.
Cheng's father said: "Don't listen to Xiaoya, what kind of name should you change?"
Li Bichi hurriedly said: "It's okay to change it, last time an eldest sister kept laughing when she heard my name, I don't know what she laughed at, but maybe something is wrong!"
Cheng Lili thought that nothing was right, thinking that if Li Bichi really became famous in the future, those fans in the audience shouted "Bichi, Bichi, I love you!"
Li Bichi asked Cheng Lili again: "Little girl, then what do you say I should change my name? The fortune teller said that I am short of water in my life, and my name must bring water!"
Cheng Lili is also worried now, I really don't know, Li Canghai seems to be in the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon? Li Mochou seems to be too, and it seems that they are all women, or Li Shimin? I want to laugh!
hurriedly said, "I don't know, ask our dad?" So both of them looked at Cheng's father!
Cheng's father was dumbfounded: "I don't understand it even more, why don't I call it Li Ning?"
There's no way, Cheng Lili asked Li Bichi if she has a favorite name? Li Bichi couldn't say it, and called Cheng's mother to ask, Cheng's mother didn't know what to call it, these few people are stuck there, Cheng Lili is also anxious, I can't think of the name, how to change it, how to be a star if I don't change it, how to be a star if my husband is not a star!
Cheng Lili shook her head weakly, thinking about what to call it? I still have to bring water, water water, and suddenly I had an idea, called Miao, three water!
I quickly told them, and everyone said yes, mainly because they were scared by so much water, but I still confirmed with her again and again, this is really a word? Didn't you write it scribble? I went to the dictionary and checked it before I put my mind at ease.
Li Miao doesn't seem to be atmospheric enough, it's good to add a word in the middle, Cheng Lili thought hard for a long time before saying: "Add a word in the middle, call it Li Simiao!"
The more I thought about it, the happier I became, the real high-end atmosphere was on the grade, so I looked at everyone, Cheng's parents, Cheng's mother, and Li Bichi all looked at her with admiration, Li Bichi now called Li Simiao and said to Cheng Lili: "Little girl, amazing, really knowledgeable, listen to you, just call Li Simiao!"
This name seems to be really hard work, and Cheng Lili is sleepy again, so she said: "It's okay, that's it, I'm sleepy, go sleep for a while!" said to Cheng's mother: "Mom, call me again for dinner, and make fish at night?" Cheng's mother hurriedly agreed!
Cheng Lili walked to her house as she spoke, but she saw Li Bichi aka Li Simiao also followed, "What are you doing with me? I'm sleepy, I want to sleep!" "I'm also sleepy, I've been on the train for a few days, and I've come back to make a car, I'm tired, let's sleep together!"
Silly stood there for a long time before I remembered, oh, he is her husband, there is no problem sleeping together, and it is legal!