I was stunned for a moment, is this uncle really stupid or fake stupid, and he even knows the quid pro quo.

Get!

Without saying a word, I found out the wealth just now and handed it directly to the uncle!

As soon as the uncle saw the cigarette, his eyes lit up instantly, he took the cigarette, took out one with satisfaction, took out a lighter from his pocket and lit it, and then took two deep breaths, and then said with satisfaction: "Cool! ”

After speaking, the uncle happily spit out two puffs of smoke, and the whole person showed a look of enjoyment.

"It's a very good smoke, it's so good to smoke, I haven't smoked like this in a long time. ”

"Uncle, can you tell me now?"

He put his feet away, then pointed to the place where he had just stepped on him and said, "Sit, young man." ”

I hesitated, but sat down anyway.

As soon as I sat down, the uncle laughed and said to me, "What are you looking for that strange person?"

"I didn't do anything, I just thought it was strange and wanted to see it. Uncle, what do you think that weird man looks like?"

"Whew!" the uncle took two more puffs of his cigarette, and then murmured, "Ox eyes, cow ears, walk up and down! I have seen him three or four times in this street, and each time he comes out at night." ”

"Cow eyes, cow ears?" I asked in surprise, looking at my uncle.

Isn't it a chicken mouth? Why did it become cow eyes, cow ears?

The uncle nodded and said, "Yes, I met it once just half a month ago, and it was one o'clock in the evening." He walked so slowly on the road, and he was carrying something in his hand, bloody, and eating as he went, and I thought he was a thief, stealing other people's things, so I went up to scare him. I didn't frighten him, I was so scared that I almost died, his ears were big, just like the big buffalo's, and the eyes, which shone brightly under the street lamp, were exactly a pair of cow's eyes. ”

"He looked at me for a few seconds before he ran away!"

"Oh?" I asked, staring at him, "So, are you sure you saw what he looks like?"

"Of course I did, I'd seen him before, but I didn't see his face, I just saw that his ears were very big. He walks very slowly, like a cripple, and I didn't care about it before, until half a month ago, I didn't know that he was a monster who only dared to haunt at night. He's been around here several times, so I'm guessing he lives nearby. ”

Speaking of which, the uncle had finished smoking a cigarette, so he took out a second one and lit it and continued to smoke.

"Then besides this bull-eared man, have you seen any other weirdos? such as a chicken-mouthed man?

The uncle shook his head and said, "I haven't seen this before!" But I definitely saw the bull's-eyed man. I told them, but no one believed me was telling the truth, man, do you believe it or not?"

I nodded and said, "Letter!"

If it was just this uncle who saw the weirdos, I might not believe it, but Wang Zhanpeng also saw them, which is enough to show that there are indeed weirdos nearby. No matter what it looks like, it's a combination of animal and human.

Therefore, I have to suspect that there are sorcerers around here, or that there are doctors doing human experiments.

"Uncle, I don't think you're the kind of madman they say you are, why did you start begging?"

After talking to the beggar uncle, I realized that he was not a madman! he spoke in an orderly manner, his thoughts were clear, and he did not at all look like a madman who had lost his soul by being frightened.

The uncle cut and said, "They say I'm crazy, am I crazy? Like me, I saw ghosts, and I told them that there were ghosts in this street, but they didn't see them, so they didn't believe me, so they said I was crazy. ”

It seems that if other people don't see it, they won't believe what you say! If you are a normal person and talk to your friends about this kind of thing, others will think that what you say is a story.

If you are a leader who tells his subordinates this kind of thing, the subordinates may believe it, but it is only possible.

If you are a beggar and you tell people about this kind of thing, and they look down on you in the first place, and you say hell, then they will only resent you, and will only treat you as a psychopath, as a madman.

This is human beings, when you have nothing, no matter what you say, you are humble! Even if what you say is true, in the eyes of others, you are wrong.

And the person who stands at the top says that his fart is fragrant, and many experts can give your fart more than 100 kinds of fragrances.

"As for my begging, mainly because I have no children and no one to support, I don't bother to go to a nursing home. The people over there look good, but they're actually inhuman, they don't care what you want to do, they just want you to do something. How good it is to be a beggar now, free and free, no one cares!"

Uncle's theory can be regarded as another understanding of life, I looked at the uncle and asked, "Uncle, ghosts are not scary, right?"

The uncle laughed and said, "What is so terrible about ghosts, people are terrible!"

"Mr. Li!" Suddenly, Fat Wu and Li Xuemei walked out of the barbecue restaurant.

The two of them looked at me in surprise and asked, "Why are you here?"

I didn't speak, just glanced at them, and Fat Wu immediately understood, he pointed to the old man and said, "I know, you didn't just want to go to the toilet, but came to ask him about weird people, right?"

I nodded, got up from the ground, and said, "Let's go!"

"Ahh

I nodded and said, "Say hello!"

"Hey, boy, wait. "The uncle suddenly stopped me.

He smiled and asked me, "Do you want to know where that weird guy came from?"

"You know?" I asked him, frowning.

He smiled hesitantly: "I don't know yet, but if you come to me tomorrow, I'll definitely know." ”

"Really?"

The uncle smiled and said: "Of course it's true, I don't have friends who are people, but I have a lot of friends who are not people." My friends can help me find them, but I have one condition. ”

"I'll buy you a whole cigarette! Plus, I'll give you another thousand dollars." ”

The uncle clapped his hands and smiled happily: "Well, but I don't want money, I want cigarettes! You can buy me three." ”

I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll give you three." ”