Chapter 23 100% Return Rate (3)
Walk through paths, woods, bridges, and roads together...... Everywhere the 'train' of the Shang family of four went, it attracted all the eyes on the side of the road: look! There are wonders-
The author brings the latest interview to readers from the front: "This soy sauce aunt, what do you think of the four people of the Shang family?"
The soy sauce aunt held our microphone excitedly and was almost speechless, but fortunately she spoke: "They live in the same community as me! Every time I go out, I have a 100% return rate! Triplets are so good!"
Again a young man: "What do you think, dear?"
"It's the first time I've seen it, I......'m really drunk," the young man said excitedly, "What a loving triplet!" I also have to work hard to get married as soon as possible, so that my wife can give me such cute triplets!"
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The train of the four members of the Shang family finally stopped at the gate of the nearest kindergarten.
"Get out of the car!" Shang Haojia gave an order, and the three little guys each began to unbuckle their seat belts, except for the second one, who quickly unfastened and got out of the car.
With the help of Shang Haojia's mothers, the second nation finally escaped.
"Ok! We're going in now!We're going to have a good show in front of the teacher later!" Shang Haojia instructed, and then kissed them one by one, "China, the nation, long live, let's cheer together!"
Front Desk:
"Hello, I would like to inquire about some things about going to school in Honghua Kindergarten! What is the situation here?" Shang Haojia has checked the information on the Internet, but the first time she took the children, she was still a little nervous, and she clenched the second child's hand uneasily.
At this moment, Shang Haojia is 'arranging the troops' like this, she is holding the cute second national with her left hand, and the third long-lived with her right hand, and then letting the boss hold the hand of the third thousand-year.
"How old is your child?" asked the female teacher at the front desk.
"Uh...... Four years old!" Shang Haojia replied with a slight hesitation.
If she told the teacher that their child looked so old and so 'mature', but in fact it was only a few months, it was estimated that she would faint! So, when she was at home, she colluded with the three cute treasures: "Children, I will go to kindergarten later...... No, when someone asks you how old you are, you say you're four years old, do you hear that?"
The boss asked helplessly: "Mommy, why are we lying? You told us that we can't lie! It's not a good kid who lies!"
Shang Haojia was also helpless: "Boss, I'll sue you! This matter is a last resort! We really have to be honest children, and we can't lie! Especially for Mommy, you must tell Mommy about everything as soon as possible! Even if you get into trouble, it's okay, because Mommy is your only relative, and Mommy won't blame you! Mommy loves you so much, no matter what happens, she will take care ......of you and face it with you."
As she spoke, Shang Haojia unconsciously digressed.
Boss China scratched his head and said, "Mommy, I know!"
"But, alas......" sighed, and the boss said helplessly like an old man, "Mommy, I understand all those truths!
"Because! Other children are four years old when they are as tall as yours! If you tell others that you are only a few months old, they will treat you as monsters!" Shang Hao Jiayan looked at the three cute treasures seriously and said, "Listen! You are not monsters! You are Mommy's favorite baby! Mommy wants you to be happy, and I hope you can grow up healthy like other children, so you can't become a 'monster', you must be safe and happy, and ...... happy."
It's a lot of nonsense again, and the boss is quite patient, nodding and saying, "Okay, Mommy, I know!"
The second nation has long been lethargic.
As for the old man Wan Sui, he didn't listen to his right ear at all, he dug out his ears, and didn't forget to complain: "Mommy, you are so verbose, like Obasan! Are you in menopause?"
"Nani?menopause!?" Shang Haojia was speechless, is he her own son?
Although Shang Haojia is a mother of three children, she ...... She's only 21 years old, she's still a girl, how can she be Obasan? As for menopause...... Or is it something more distant?
Shang Haojia grabbed Wan Sui's shoulder, of course, softly, and looked into his eyes: "Boy, where did you learn this sentence? Do you know what menopause means?"
Lao San Wanzai shook his head: "I don't know! I just watched the TV series, and the people in it keep saying that about menopause, menopause ......"
"Hey, Mommy, are you menopausal?" asked the old Sanban without fear of death.
Shang Haojia immediately shook his head and resolutely resisted the word: "Of course not! Hooray, I'll tell you! Mommy is still young, menopause is really Obasan's thing! So, Mommy is definitely not menopause, I just care about you and don't want you to get into trouble......"
Not again!
Mommy also said that she is not menopause!
Obviously I'm so verbose!
The bosses began to dig their ears impatiently.
And the second nation woke up, watching with big eyes, completely unaware of what was happening. That confused expression is really cute!
The third child fled directly, running to Shen Huanhuan's arms while running, yelling: "Huanhuan Mommy, my Mommy's menopause is here! It's so long-winded! It's so annoying! Huanhuan Mommy, help me! I'm about to be verbosed to death by Mommy! Help......"
The screen switches to the Red Flower Kindergarten in the current tense:
The female teacher at the front desk registered: "Oh, it's four years old! Excuse me, is it a boy or a girl?"
"Boy!"
"Are you here?" asked the female teacher, looking at it as she looked in.
Shang Haojia nodded: "It's here, I'm here with me!"
As a result, I don't know if I don't know if I look at it, and I'm really 'scared'!
As soon as the female teacher looked down, she saw three cute babies with big eyes and watery eyes, looking at her together. She was completely amazed: three handsome baby boys, with very white skin, big eyes and gods, of course, except for the second ethnic group, cough cough ......
Shang Haojia immediately greeted the three little guys: "Hurry up and say hello, this is your future teacher, hurry up and introduce yourself." ”
"Let's start with me! I'm the mommy of the three of them, my name is Shang Haojia. After Shang Haojia finished saying this, he looked at the three babies, "Now it's your turn to introduce yourself, let's start with the boss!"
Ok, no problem at all!
Boss China nodded: "Hello......"
Before the introduction of Zhonghua was finished, the old three banzai naughtily inserted: "I am long live!"
Shang Haojia hurriedly stopped: "Long live, you wait a while and then introduce yourself, it's not your turn!"