Volume 2 Chapter 19 Picking Up a Wife Inexplicably...... When a sister
o(n_n)o haha~ Happy today, there is another chapter in the evening. www.biquge.info What are the madmen happy about?
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Tia's father seemed to be very satisfied with Li Sheng's archery skills, patted Li Sheng's shoulder like an elder, and showed off a thumbs up to the surroundings. And his daughter had pride and excitement on her face on the side...... It seems that there are others.
Tia's father took the bow handed to him by Li Sheng, and also picked up a long arrow, aiming at the small tree that Li Sheng had just shot for a long time, but one of the arrows missed. Although it missed, the arrow shot far away and was blocked by another large tree before it was nailed to the tree.
The natives who had been watching burst into a flurry. The women giggled, too. Tia's father blushed, raised the bow in his hand, and said something out loud.
The natives cheered.
Li Sheng said a little proudly: "Although the shot missed, they also saw that this was a good bow." ”
Thomas smiled and said, "I can see that they like your gift." ”
"Gotta like. That's MadeinChina. ”
After sunset, a grand bonfire for Li Sheng and Thomas began.
The cooking skills of the indigenous people made Li Sheng vomit, but their enthusiasm also made him feel that this food, which would never be swallowed under normal circumstances, became not so unacceptable.
Tribesmen, women and children sat around a campfire, and the adults of the tribe showed off their tribe's prowess in men's wrestling. The competition is divided into adult and junior categories. The senior championship was won by Tia's father, who went around the stadium to the cheers of everyone to show off his victory, but unfortunately there were no prizes.
The champion of the junior group, Li Sheng, said he didn't know him.
The women's wrestling tournament also began in a warm and peaceful atmosphere. This game, Thomas watched with relish from beginning to end.
Although Li Sheng was also very curious about this kind of sport, which was said to have been popular in the Song Dynasty in China, he did not dare to look directly at this kind of female wrestling in which the athlete only had a few grasses on the lower body.
He's not a hypocrisy! It's just that he's a normal adult man, and he's been single for a long time. He was pretty sure that Thomas dared to stare because every now and then he would go to the red light district of Santarém to spend the salary he was given, and it also consumed energy, and he didn't have to worry about not being able to stand it at night. And he really hadn't been to a place like that. It's not that he doesn't want to, it's that he's afraid of AI's DS. In the final analysis, he is still brave and afraid of death.
All day today, at dinners and parties, Tia used his side as her exclusive seat, and her people glanced at her ambiguously from time to time. Tia's parents and grandparents not only didn't have any opinion on this, but they would put on a blessing on their faces when they looked at it. If you don't know, you think they are all doppelgangers of Jesus who came to the world to bless all mankind.
Their performance, Li Sheng can see that there is something wrong even if he is a fool. He just thinks that this girl has reached the age of thinking about [spring], and it is said that the natives are relatively precocious.
Tia was tired of being by Li Sheng's side without any scruples, and it seemed that her people did not object to her pursuit.
It's just that they never thought about Li Sheng's feelings. If she was over eighteen, maybe he wouldn't be so entangled, but she was at least six years away from eighteen.
You know, although this girl obediently put on her clothes, she didn't wear the female outfit called "Ba La", and her arms holding him were extremely slippery. He is not Iron Man, he has no copper skin and iron bones, and the nerve endings on his skin are still very sensitive.
Don't look at the fact that he has experienced a lot of things, but he is actually not yet twenty-five, and at his age, the level of hobbies in love with affairs, a man should be about the same as a woman at about forty years old. Such a temptation, like a hook with the fattest pieces of meat, kept teasing the poor wolf in his heart.
He quietly took a few deep breaths, thinking that he would have to find a woman to end his singleness when he went back.
Li Sheng can only think like this now. The female athletes also decided the champion amid more cheers than cheers from the men - again with no prizes.
Then the party entered the [high] tide. The people of the tribe began to dance around the campfire, both men and women. The expressions of all were much more natural than the joy seen in the documentary.
They jumped and jumped, and some of the [old people] who looked like they were in their forties and fifties joined them, and some of the little kids were writhing their butts after the adults. As long as it's not too old or too young, it's jumping. If you can dance, it's Tia. She hugged Li Sheng's arm and sat still.
Tia's father—and now Li Sheng finally learned his name was Taclolo—jumped out of the crowd to pull Li Sheng and Thomas.
Thomas smiled, walked up and jumped after a tribesman woman, imitating the movements of the tribesmen. Li Sheng bet that Thomas chose to follow one of the busiest tribal women because of the overflow of lust. Because sometimes the hands are placed on the waist and shoulders of the person in front of them.
Westerners' favorite thing is big fart. Li Sheng vomited.
However, he was also pulled up by Taclolo.
Taclolo turned a blind eye to his daughter's clinging to the outsider's hand, and was bent on dragging Li Sheng to join them in the campfire party.
Perhaps because he was infected by their emotions, and in order to avoid the embarrassment of close contact with Tia, Li Sheng jumped up awkwardly with half pushing and half refusing, and in front of him was the little Tia. She cut the line when the two joined the prom. Because before Li Sheng was in front of another young tribal woman.
The strangest thing is that when they entered, everyone else stopped jumping around the campfire, but around the two of them, and sang as they went. This made him a little confused, but he was still led by Tia to continue jumping.
When the bonfire goes out, the dance ends. Overall, it was a joyful and friendly ball.
After the ball, Taclolo arranged for Li Sheng and Thomas to live in a rattling wooden hut. None of the household utensils inside are new. This should be some family's. There are two hammocks on top of the ventilated on all sides.
Li Sheng and Thomas spend the first night in the jungle that no one needs to keep vigil. He also spent a night serving mosquitoes - when he woke up in the morning, his arms and face were covered with mosquito bags. Looking at Thomas's appearance, it is not necessarily very good.
The next day, Li Sheng and Thomas were going to say goodbye. This time, they have gained the friendship of this primitive tribe, and they don't need to worry about the people on the farm clashing with this tribe in the future. This is what Li Sheng believes is the biggest benefit.
And Thomas was very happy about it. At the very least, he lived up to his reputation as a jungle expert.
The two of them carried their backpacks and hugged the men of the tribe one by one and said goodbye. As a return gift from Li Sheng to them. As they were leaving, Taclolo gave Li Sheng a gift - a reddish-brown wooden knife. Although the craftsmanship of the wooden knife is average, it can be seen from the thick pulp on it that this is not freshly cut, and it may be the heirloom of the Taclolo frame.
Li Sheng took over the rough artwork. Then he left the tribe. They hadn't gone far before they heard footsteps coming from behind.
Li Sheng looked back and saw that it was Tia who had not appeared among the tribesmen who had just seen him off. She was dressed and carrying a bulging backpack.
The two stopped, and Li Sheng looked puzzled. And Thomas looked at Li Sheng with a strange expression on his face.
Li Sheng asked Tia, who was flushed because of the trot: "Are you going back with us?"
Tia didn't speak. Li Shengzai only remembered that this girl from a primitive tribe might not understand such a long sentence. He thought for a moment, and asked, in words she might understand, "You, going, where?"
"Home. Tia pointed at him and said.
Li Sheng wanted to ask her what she was doing when she went home with him, but he knew that the communication skills between the two were not up to this level. He looked at Thomas a little helplessly, hoping that he could figure it out.
Thomas shrugged and said he couldn't do anything about it.
He had to be self-reliant: "You, go home." He pointed in the direction of the tribe and then the farm. "Me, go home. ”
He didn't expect Tia to shake her head violently. Hell, after she shook her head, she looked at him aggrieved but firmly, and said, "I, wife." Go home. She first pointed to herself, then to Li Sheng, and finally to the reverse of Li Sheng's home.
But what the hell is the [wife] she is talking about? He is not a San, he likes to marry little girls who are six, seven, eighty or ninety years old. And most importantly, when did he marry her?
But the two couldn't say clearly. He reached out and took Tia's hand, and was about to walk towards the tribe.
Tia understood what he meant, and struggled to crouch down to keep it from leaving. The eyes were already filled with tears.
He didn't dare to exert himself, or he would have to drag her to the ground.
Thomas suddenly said, "Lee, I think there is some misunderstanding here. ”
"What misunderstanding? and with whom?" Li Sheng didn't understand what he meant.
"Maybe your gift was taken as a bridal gift, last night's bonfire...... Maybe it's your engagement ball with Tia. Thomas seems to have woken up a bit, too. "Tia didn't seem to be the same as the other girls last night. ”
"What's different?" Li Sheng just asked, and he knew what he was saying differently. Last night, only Tia was wearing a wreath.
But wasn't that what he wore before he gave the gift?
But in any case, maybe it really has something to do with his gift-giving. Maybe Taclolo thinks he wants to marry his own daughter by giving the gift.
He only felt five thunderbolts. Sending a small gift turned out to be a wife in return, this cheap pick-up, he may be the first human in history!!
And he's seen documentaries about Aboriginal weddings, and there's never been such a simple wedding ceremony. The simplest one also has to be given back and forth, and both men and women also need to undergo various trials. He remembered that the most cheating wedding ceremony required the man to hold a wooden knife and cut down a large tree with a diameter of nearly two feet at breast height within a certain period of time.
Why is Tia's tribal wedding ceremony so simple?
Wait, that's not what that wooden knife is for. Not married, but engaged? He wanted to marry Tia, and he needed to cut down trees with that wooden knife. And that knife was for him to practice?
But now is not the time to discuss that.
Li Sheng let go of Tia's hand, moaned weakly, and said to Thomas, "However, she is not yet twelve years old. ”
"Maybe they think they can get married at the age of twelve. Thomas shrugged, his face helpless, but in fact, there was a hint of amusement.
Li Sheng really doesn't know what to do. He squatted down and met Tia's aggrieved eyes: "Tia, listen to me." He said word for word. "You're still young. I, you, don't fit. You, go home!"
Tia bit her lip and shook her head.
Li Sheng didn't know whether to be happy or depressed. Happily, their communication will be much simpler. Frustrated, she shook her head.
"Are you sure you really understand?"
Thomas also had a little headache about this, and didn't care about continuing to watch the play, and said, "Li, I think, before it is clear how their tribe treats marriage. It's best not to let Tia go back just yet. ”
Custom?
Li Sheng suddenly felt that he hated this thing.
He sighed and said to Tia, "In the future, you will call me brother." You're my sister. Got it?"
Whether Tia understands it or not, he understands it anyway.
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Blushing, too many typos. It has been revised.