Chapter 679: Xiao Shuo, Don't Touch Me in the Future!
"Xiao Shuo... Da Mao, you're back. www.biquge.info"As soon as I got home, Li Suzhen greeted me with a smile.
"Mom.... Han Shuo and Zheng Xiuyan shouted with a smile.
Then the three of them came to the living room, and at this time, Li Suzhen smiled and said, "Ah... I know you've all eaten, I boiled a little soup, it's for Da Mao, come... Da Mao came over and went to drink with me. ”
"Uhhh After Li Suzhen finished speaking, Zheng Xiuyan's small brows immediately wrinkled, and then looked at Han Shuo deadly, but what can you do with Han Shuo, don't let you drink, don't dream, Han Shuo can only pretend that he didn't see anything, and then silently walked to the living room.
And Zheng Xiuyan was dragged to the restaurant by Li Suzhen.
About ten minutes later, Zheng Xiuyan came back, followed by a satisfied Li Suzhen, and when she sat down next to Han Shuo, Zheng Xiuyan said speechlessly: "Ah... Why didn't you save me just now, it's fertility soup again, watching me drink a big pot, I'm almost dying now. ”
When Zheng Xiuyan said this, Han Shuo also whispered helplessly: "What do you want me to do, I can't help but listen to my mother, let you drink it, you can drink it, anyway, the pregnancy is still a matter for the two of us, as long as the safety measures are done, the fertility soup you drink can regulate your body at most, don't worry, it will be fine." ”
"You promise, if anything happens, you're dead. Zheng Xiuyan bit her little lip.
"Got it, I promise, it's okay. Han Shuo could only helplessly make promises that could not be guaranteed.
At this moment, Han Feng laughed and said, "Hey... What are you two whispering, take me to tell me one, how about it, Da Mao, the soup is delicious, I got the secret recipe for these soups. ”
"Ahh Uncle, you got the soup?" Zheng Xiuyan was surprised.
"Hey, hey.... Han Feng smiled smugly and said, "Of course, I have wasted a lot of strength. ”
After speaking, I heard Han Shuo say in Zheng Xiuyan's ear: "Of course my father got it, these are the secret recipes of the Dragon Kingdom, and the Korean recipes are powerful with the recipes of the Dragon Kingdom, okay, don't talk to this guy, let's go up and see the safety measures." ”
"Oh... Oh... Oh. Zheng Xiuyan nodded again and again, and then ran upstairs with Han Shuo, leaving Han Feng alone in a daze.
At this time, Li Suzhen came out with a fruit plate, and when she saw that Han Shuo and Zheng Xiuyan were gone, she looked at this Han Feng and asked, "What about the children?"
"Ah...?" Han Feng, who took a piece of watermelon, said in order to make Li Suzhen happy: "It may be that the fertility soup I found has an effect, so I went upstairs impatiently, oh... By the way, did you do the small hole I handed you a needle prick? ”
"It's all done. ”
"Ahh That's great, just wait to be grandma. Han Feng immediately said with a smile!
"Really?" Han Feng's words made Li Suzhen very happy, and then folded his hands and prayed sincerely: "Don't give me a grandson, I want a grandson." ”
"Are you still patriarchal?" Han Feng was speechless.
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Han Shuo and Zheng Xiuyan, who went upstairs, came to the place where the two of them put security measures as soon as possible, which was a small cabinet with a lock for Zheng Xiuyan.
"Xiao Shuo, it stands to reason that it should be impossible, my cabinet has always been locked, I carry the key with me, how can it be punctured?" said Zheng Xiuyan as she opened her small cabinet.
At this time, Han Shuo, who was following behind Zheng Xiuyan, shook his head and said, "If it were my mother alone, I would also believe that it would be fine, but now that you have heard it, my father helped my mother get the soup, and I now very much doubt that these tricks are my father's idea."
If there is my dad, not to mention your small cabinet, even a bigger cabinet, he can open it. ”
"Wow... Uncle is so powerful, can't you see it?" Zheng Xiuyan was shocked.
"Hmph... He doesn't know much, but he will have a lot of these crooked ways. After Han Shuo finished speaking, he urged Zheng Xiuyan to open the cabinet.
After the cabinet was opened, there were two boxes of security measures pressed at the bottom of the clothes, Han Shuo and Zheng Xiuyan took out the safety measures of these two boxes to check, this inspection did not matter, almost they all found that there was a small hole in the safety measures of these two boxes, which was pricked with needles.
What's even more speechless is that these two boxes of security measures have been used several times.
"How so... My mother and uncle are too bad, and if I really get hit, I'll be in complete trouble, and it's really infuriating to make my own decisions without consulting us at all. ”
After seeing the small hole, Zheng Xiuyan didn't care about it at first, and became angry.
Han Shuo smiled very calmly and said, "Okay, don't be angry, this is the idea of being an old man, you have to understand more."
Han Shuo's grinning appearance made Zheng Xiuyan on the side snort coldly: "Phew... I don't know you yet, anyway, having a child has nothing to do with you men, what I lose is my time, career and everything, you can still have a son for nothing, of course you don't care.
Now I'll tell you Han Shuo, from today onwards, you don't want to touch me, if you want to touch you, go to your Yun'er, find your crystal, and keep our distance from the two of us. ”
"Ahh Da Mao, what are you doing here, I really don't mean what you said, why do you have to fish with all your might, are you afraid of being stuck by fish bones, you won't eat fish in the future?" Han Shuo was helpless.
However, Zheng Xiuyan nodded vigorously and said, "That's what I am, Han Shuo will leave my room immediately now, because I'm going to sleep." ”
"Don't. Han Shuo suddenly hugged Zheng Xiuyan, and immediately put his hand on Zheng Xiuyan's small steamed bun: "I can't live without you, don't be like this, Da Mao, I can guarantee that you will definitely not have children, really." ”
"Cut... Who do you think you are, and promise that you won't have children, such a promise is too fake, stop touching me, we have to keep our distance. ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, Han Shuo kissed Zheng Xiuyan's small mouth, this is Zheng Xiuyan's death hole, as soon as she was kissed, Zheng Xiuyan had no strength, and then Han Shuo, who did not resist, began to roll the sheets.
It's just that when the two of them rolled the sheets, what they didn't know was that Li Suzhen quietly leaned against Zheng Xiuyan's door, listened to the sound inside, smiled and then quickly went downstairs!
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Chapter 679: The Effect of a Fart
"Ahh Oh no, I'm going to be late. ”
Early the next morning, around 6 o'clock, Han Shuo woke up speechless, and after checking the time, he immediately jumped out of bed!
Just when Han Shuo put on his pants in a panic, Zheng Xiuyan also got out of the quilt and looked at the panicked Han Shuo and scolded with a smile: "You deserve it, let you toss me so much last night, I will make you late, and let your good reputation disappear in front of the people of the Dragon Kingdom,"
Looking back at Zheng Xiuyan, Han Shuo laughed and said, "This is too poisonous, you obviously took the initiative last night." ”
"Die.... ”
Han Shuo took the pillow that flew over in his hand and left with a smile!
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It's 7 o'clock in the morning... Han Shuo finally arrived at Hanok Village, today's filming location, and as soon as he came, he saw Zhao Xiaozhen, and Han Shuo immediately asked, "How is it, I'm not late, right?"
Looking at Han Shuo, Zhao Xiaozhen smiled and said, "It's very punctual, it hasn't gotten up inside yet, I'll bring you the microphone first." ”
When bringing the microphone, Zhao Xiaozhen said: "Did you meet with Brother Zai Shi last night?"
"Hmm... That's why I know you're going to get me to Jeju Island today. Han Shuo showed a slightly unhappy expression.
"Haha... Zhao Xiaozhen laughed loudly and said: "Who made you the designated person on the side of the Dragon Kingdom, in fact, you can't blame me, and what I want to tell you is that there are a lot of games today, because this issue has to cut the content of three issues, so Xiaoshuo, today you are going to run crazy." ”
"Ahh I was fooled. Han Shuo wailed, and the Korean staff around him all showed a knowing smile.
The first task for Han Shuo was to go in and wake up the Dragon Country runners who were still sleeping inside, and when they came to the courtyard, looking at the various fitness equipment now placed in the courtyard, Han Shuo was speechless, and the microphones placed on them made these fitness equipment terrifying, this was actually a game that RM had played.
When Han Shuo was about to call someone, Han Shuo could still hear the snoring sound inside, it was really pleasant, Han Shuo thought with a smile, and then began to knock on the door one by one to call everyone up.
And if anyone heard Han Shuo's voice and got up, then the first one was definitely BABY, as soon as she heard Han Shuo's voice, BABY jumped up all of a sudden, and the camera in her room captured all this.
Seeing Han Shuo, BABY also gave the brightest smile, and Han Shuo's slight bow and a smile also made BABY's heart bloom.
When everyone came out of the room and saw all kinds of fitness equipment in the yard, they were very puzzled, and a PD from the Dragon Kingdom began to explain to everyone: "Everyone came so early today, let's exercise! There are a bunch of fitness equipment in front of you, and you see that there is a microphone on each equipment, which is to sing while you are exercising." Eighty points are considered qualified."
"Ahh
First of all, Han Shuo and their team, the song that the three of them were assigned was "Hot Girl", Han Shuo chose weightlifting, Deng Zhao was a single pole, BABY was a bungee rope, my God, it was a tiring person to sing.
Han Shuo and BABY are okay, mainly Deng Zhao, who plays the horizontal bar, is very much like a big frog.
After the efforts of the three of them, the score they got was only 59 points, and the three of them completely collapsed, and BABY shouted why do you want to play this together?
The one who followed up was the red team, and the song assigned by the three of them was "Love You", the fitness equipment chosen by these three people was similar to Han Shuo and them, but that Wang Baobao and Deng Zhaoxuan were different, Wang Baobao did not choose the horizontal bar, but chose a kind of exercise equipment for practicing the crotch, and the crotch opening in the morning was also a sour feeling.
But Wang Baobao used to be a Shaolin Temple, of course, Wang Baobao's Shaolin Temple is very amateur, can't play, just get a little acrobatics or something, flexible movements and the like, although Wang Baobao wants to be a star and work hard, but he is really far from hitting the star.
The red team, like Han Shuo's green team, quickly failed, and then the orange team came up.
And the orange team made a small episode as soon as it came up, Zheng Kai was that Chen Chichi's classmate, because Zheng Kai was fitness, so he picked up the barbell that Han Shuo and Li Cheng both chose for weightlifting.
Because the yard of this hanok is very small, behind Zheng Kai holding the barbell is Li Cheng, and next to Li Cheng are Han Shuo and BABY.
The big lifters all know that they pouted their buttocks high, and then lifted them hard, but they didn't know if Zheng Kai was too conceited, or if he wanted to go to the toilet, Han Shuo and Li Cheng were fine, but just when Zheng Kai exerted his strength, a loud fart exploded directly.
"Don't.... Li Cheng was a direct victim because he was behind Zheng Kai, and he immediately covered his mouth and nose with his hands and shouted at Zheng Kai!
Because this fart was so loud, Han Shuo was also taken aback, and instinctively leaned towards the BABY next to him, which was recorded by the camera, as if Han Shuo and BABY were hugging each other.
There was also crazy laughter around, only Zheng Kai's face turned red, he was shy.
Then Li Cheng deliberately fell down, and at this time, Deng Zhao shouted: "Li Cheng OUT!!"
This made everyone laugh even more crazy, Zheng Kai couldn't hold back his laughter, and when he laughed, his good classmate Chen Chichi also covered his face.
For this reason, the Orange team undoubtedly failed.
As soon as the defeat of the orange team was announced, Li Cheng stood up and shouted at Zheng Kai: "What do you mean, use chemical weapons, use them, this game will let you win well, what can you do." ”
"Haha... The laughter around me rose again, especially BABY, because she and Zheng Kai just had the feeling of CP in the running man, so she laughed the most because she understood.
Zheng Kai looked at everyone's laughter and was powerless to confess, this thing really couldn't be explained, he could only watch everyone laugh non-stop.
However, after laughing for a while, everyone stopped laughing, after all, they still had to save face for each other, and the game continued, and almost all the teams came three times.
Then on the fourth time, the red team reached 80 points first, and seriously, this thing really has nothing to do with whether the singing is good or bad, it depends on the distance from the microphone and the loudness.
So the red team took the lead in completing it and got the task of the next stop, and the task of the next stop was to go to Myeongdong, but now it's not about rushing to Myeongdong right away, so the recording here should be paused and the editing will be used later.
Because everyone hasn't washed and eaten yet, this is a variety show, not the law of the jungle.
followed by the victory of the orange team, and finally the green team, and then I heard Zhao Xiaozhen shout a card, and the recording in the morning was completed, followed by washing his face and eating, and then the second part of the performance.
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