Yang Fengfeng shrugged, expressed helplessness, and sighed: "I don't know what she is crazy about, as soon as she arrives in the classroom, she confiscates our mobile phones, and says that this exam is very important, and it is to decide whether she can continue to study in school." Alas, I wanted to call you to inform you, but my phone was confiscated, and I couldn't notify you even if I wanted to. ”

Li Xiang touched his nose and thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know what tricks Zhang Qian was playing, shook his head, and said, "It is estimated that menopause has arrived early." By the way, what's the test?"

"Art. Yang Fengfeng puffed out her mouth and looked out the window in a daze.

"Art, there are so many types of art, how do I know which art to test?" Li Xiang scratched his head and said speechlessly, "Miss, you can make your words clearer." ”

Oh, by the way, the question of the exam is understanding and comprehension of art. Yang Fengfeng was also quite helpless, and said, "You can play music, you can also paint, as long as it is related to art, you can." ”

"It's okay to have anything to do with art?" Li Xiang was evil, and said with a wicked smile, "Then I play an island love action blockbuster, is it considered to be a pass?"

"Brother Li Xiang, you are too evil, what are you thinking about!" Yang Fengfeng deliberately sat farther away, indicating that she would distance herself from Li Xiang, and the province would be ridiculed by others, and even she would suffer.

Luo Xiaoyu was also smiling, looking at Li Xiang's gaze, always full of different tastes, as if what Li wanted to do, she admired and admired it very much.

Li Xiang quacked and laughed evilly: "You also say that I am evil, and you yourself are not good? secretly open my phone and take away all my seeds, do you think I don't know!"

Yang Fengfeng's face suddenly turned red, and she said, "No wonder my sister will talk about you, even I will be ruined by you." ”

"What do you guys say, time is running out for exams, and if you fail, you will get me out of the art department one by one. If the other departments want to accept you, let the other departments take you. Zhang Qian suddenly walked up to the two of them and shouted.

Li Xiang and Yang Fengfeng were dumbfounded, and they always felt that Zhang Qian had a hot temper, which was a little different from usual. In the past, Zhang Qian, no matter how extreme she was, would restrain her words and deeds, but now Zhang Qian is a little unable to control her emotions.

What the hell is going on?

Li Xiang faintly felt that everything Zhang Qian did was aimed at him.

Yang Fengfeng smiled, hurriedly sat upright, and devoted himself to the creation of art. She is good at oil painting, and she has an easel in front of her, and she is scribbling something on the canvas, very serious and serious, and she looks serious.

As for Li Xiang, he scratched his ears and cheeks, racked his brains, and was conceiving the art of bullshit. In other words, who the hell is this question, understanding and comprehension of art? Damn, understanding and comprehension of what art? I have an understanding and comprehension of ****, is it considered to pass the exam?

Therefore, the experts and scholars who came up with this exam question are simply bullshit, and what they say is good, it is conjecture, and what they say is ugly, it is lewd, and they think.

"Damn, forget it, I have the kung fu to be cynical here, I might as well think about it, what kind of art should I hand over!?"

"Jingle bell" Li Xiang's mobile phone rang and vibrated slightly.

He has two mobile phones, one mobile phone is for external use, and the other mobile phone is only known to very good brothers, friends, and women around him.

The ringtone is not loud, the vibration does not fluctuate much, and in other environments, no one may notice. But at this time, Li Xiang was in the classroom, and it was an exam, and he didn't know which bastard didn't know which bullshit question he came up with, and everyone was quietly racking their brains to think, so the classroom was very quiet, and any slight vibration would be heard.

"Whose mobile phone?" Ma Jun was the first to jump up, his ears were particularly pointed, he locked on Li Xiang at once, snorted a few times, and walked over proudly, as if he had discovered a new continent, "Is your mobile phone ringing?"

"You heard me wrong!" Li Xiang raised his head slightly, glanced at Ma Jun with disdain, and said, "Didn't I hand in my mobile phone?

"Who stipulates that a person only has one mobile phone?" Ma Jun stretched out his hand with an expression that you don't want to lie to me, "Take it out." ”

"Are you sure?" asked Li Xiang with a wicked smile.

Zhang Qian also walked over and said lightly: "Li Xiang, please hand over your mobile phone, you are not allowed to play with your mobile phone during the exam time, the intention is very simple, it is to prevent some students from cheating." ”

"Teacher Zhang, I don't seem to be playing with my mobile phone, besides, as long as I don't cheat, why do I say that I bring my mobile phone to cheat. In case there is something urgent and I don't receive a call, Mr. Zhang, are you responsible?"

"Okay, I'm responsible, and if anything happens, I'll be responsible. Li Xiang, please hand over your mobile phone. Zhang Qian seemed to be in love with Li Xiang, and insisted that Li Xiang hand over the mobile phone.

"Well, you've said that, I'll have to hand over my phone to you. Li Xiang took out his mobile phone, deliberately delayed for a few seconds, and when he saw that it was the seed sent by Yang Wei, his face was suddenly covered with cold sweat, and he said bitterly in his heart: "I'll go to your uncle's, Yang Wei, you must have done it on purpose, you must have killed me." ”

Ma Jun's eyes were quick, he snatched Li Xiang's mobile phone, opened Li Xiang's WeChat, and saw that it was a message sent by Yang Wei, as if he had discovered a new continent, especially when he saw the pictures sent, it seemed that there was a trend of uncleanliness.

Zhang Qian frowned and said unhappily: "Counselor Ma, isn't it good that you are doing this to spy on other people's privacy?" We just need to hand over his mobile phone, and then return the mobile phone to Li Xiang after the exam." ”

Ma Jun snorted: "Teacher Zhang, you don't understand a little, this Li Xiang is scheming, maybe he is cheating." We have to determine whether he is cheating, if he is cheating, then this is the end of the matter, but if he cheats, then we must deal with it according to the relevant regulations. ”

Zhang Qian's mouth moved, not very approving of Ma Jun's approach, but after thinking about it, she didn't stop it too much, anyway, it was just a WeChat, and it shouldn't be considered a privacy or not.

Li Xiang's face turned cold, and he said lightly: "Counselor Ma, are you sure you want to look at my mobile phone?" Teacher Zhang has said, this is my privacy, you look at my mobile phone without my consent, that is to spy on my privacy, if I want to take care of it, you don't want to be a counselor." ”

"Haha, are you scaring me!?" Ma Jun snorted, he really didn't believe that Li Xiang had this ability, so he clicked on WeChat directly and said, "I don't believe it, you still have this ability." "I downloaded the seed sent by Yang Wei, and then, I opened the player and started playing, looking at Li Xiang with a smug face.

"Ah!! dear, hurry up, hurry up. ”

A very seductive voice, wave after wave, is a woman who is enjoying a man's attack.

Immediately, I heard a man panting, as if he was very tired. It's just that the person with the sharp ears heard the man's panting, which was somewhat familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

"Damn, you're just done with two or three clicks. The woman shouted dissatisfiedly, "The old lady just came to feel it, you don't have it, I'll wipe it, you're seconds, shoot it!"

"Haha......" The students who were listening attentively were originally embarrassed, and some girls were blushing, even girls who were proficient in this aspect of the matter were very embarrassed.

On the contrary, it was the boys, shouting, taking the opportunity to make trouble, and gave Li Xiang a thumbs up, meaning to praise Li Xiang's fearless spirit.

"Li Xiang......" Zhang Qian roared angrily, trembling with anger.

Li Xiang's face was full of black lines, he was speechless, he smirked a few times, and said: "Teacher Zhang, I want to say, this is the **** answer sheet I handed in, do you think I will pass the test?"

"What do you think?" Zhang Qian's face turned pale, she wanted to get angry, but she couldn't, she really felt that she had to educate this Li Xiang well, at least, to correct some of his bad problems.

"Jingle bell" Li Xiang's phone rang, it was a call from Yang Wei. Ma Jun looked proud, thinking that Yang Wei must have called about the video just now, but he didn't notice it at all, the picture of that video was so familiar to him. The woman in the picture should still have a little impression.

But he ignored all this, and just wanted to trample Li Xiang under his feet and stomp on his feet fiercely.

Ma Jun answered the phone and deliberately pressed the speakerphone so that everyone could hear it, and Yang Wei's excited voice came: "Brother Li Xiang, I'm outside the classroom, and I'm going to come in soon." However, before I come in, I have a big discovery, I have to tell you in advance, otherwise, I can't hold it back!"

Li Xiang really wanted to open his mouth and scold Yang Wei a few words, you didn't send it early, you didn't send it late, but you chose to send it at this time, what do you want to do? Isn't this a blatant shame for yourself? Damn, after you go back, you must teach this kid a good lesson.

Ma Jun snorted a few times and looked at Li Xiang with a smug expression.

Yang Wei didn't wait for any reaction on the other end of the phone, and said excitedly: "Brother Li Xiang, let me tell you, a few days ago, the Public Security Bureau swept Huang and actually caught a counselor from our school, do you know who it is? Ma Jun, the counselor of our class, hahaha!"

Ma Jun's face changed greatly, he reacted, and hurriedly wanted to press the phone, Li Xiang's eyes were quick, he grabbed the phone, and said lightly: "Yang Wei, you go on, the new world, it's really a new world." Well, I have a reward, a great reward. ”

Dramatic reversal, damn, the protagonist is glorious!

(End of chapter)