"OPPA, hurry up and go to bed!" Looking at Li Yuzhe, who was still busy on the table, Li Ji-eun shouted coquettishly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming... Always shouting at me, are you going to practice your cold jokes with me again?" Turning off the lamp on the table, Li Yuzhe looked at Li Ji-eun and said with a smile.

"Hee-hee...!How is it possible, I'm spreading joy to you, what is it called to practice with you. ”

When Li Yuzhe lay down on the bed, Li Zhien immediately smiled and said, "OPPA, do you know what lines monkeys don't like?"

After listening to Li Ji-eun's question, Li Yuzhe thought for a while and said, "I don't know. ”

Hearing Li Yuzhe say that he didn't know, Li Zhien smiled and said, "Stupid, parallel lines." ”

"Why?"

"Because there are no parallel lines, there is no intersection. ”

"Poof...!"

Hearing Li Yuzhe's laughter, Li Ji-eun immediately came to his senses and said, "OPPA, Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because it's like a big white. ”

"One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor and bled a lot, do you know what happened?"

"How's it going?"

"Turned into red beans!"

".....!"

One night, Li Yuzhe listened to Li Zhien's dozens of cold jokes, and could see that his little guy was still studying very hard for his personal skills, the two talked like this, and then slowly entered the dream, and after the two entered the dream, what Li Yuzhe didn't know, the legend that belonged to him slowly began.

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The time was 21 o'clock in the evening, high school student Park Cao'e (AOA) finished today's homework, and then she suddenly remembered the scene she saw in front of the supermarket today, and she also instantly captured a photo, the content of the photo is that the boy is afraid that the little girl will be wet, and the umbrella is almost all covered by the little girl, but her body is soaked by the heavy rain.

This photo was quickly put on her homepage by Park Cao'e, and wrote under the photo: " Today I was in front of the supermarket, I saw the angel, it is an angel belonging to our Korea, I remember a few days ago an American father for his son to cover the rain but wet photo, so that South Korea felt a strong father-son love, and today, I will let you see our Korean angel love, the boy and the little girl in the photo have no kinship, but when you see the position of his umbrella, and his clothes are wet, don't you feel anything. That's right, you should be able to feel his angelic heart, please give a thumbs up and turn around for our own angel in Korea, okay?"

After writing the message and looking at the time, Park Cao'e, who will go to school tomorrow, will have an early last rest, but she doesn't know what kind of shock the photo she uploaded and her message text will bring to South Korea tonight.

Early in the morning, Park Cao'e got up from her small bed as usual at the shouting of her mother, and the first thing she did when she got up was to go to the toilet, then wash, and after washing, she dressed up a little, and then she had to look at her Twitter.

Usually there are two or three kittens on Twitter, but today when Park Cao'e opened her Twitter, the picture stunned Park Cao'e on the spot.

100,000 messages, 300,000 retweets, and his Twitter is densely packed with messages.

"I saw this photo in the early hours of the morning and burst into tears in the bathroom"

"I'm alone in Korea and crying in bed"

"I was deeply moved by the photos"

"I called Mom and Dad right away"

"I feel so uncomfortable right now"

"The Republic of Korea is the best, and the Korean angels are the strongest. ”

"I know, I know that there will be such angels in my Republic of Korea, I used to believe in this, and now I finally see that the Republic of Korea is the best, and the Korean angels are the strongest. ”

"Yes, why envy others, I, the Republic of Korea, is the state of oriental etiquette. ”

The rain on his body is the best proof that he is an angel. ”

"Let the world see, the best angel in Korea. ”

"Please publish a portrait of this angel, I will marry him. ”

"Me too, please release a positive picture of Lord Angel, and I will marry him too. ”

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The 100,000 messages were almost all positive, and there were no negative comments. You must know that even that photo of father and son has a group of mean people who have found countless reasons to attack, but this photo of yourself is actually zero negative, oh my God, this is also a miracle.

Park Cao'e's Twitter became popular, but to the regret of all netizens, Park Cao'e didn't know who the umbrella angel was?

This disappointed nearly 10 million netizens in South Korea.

And just after Park Cao'e went to school, Lee Woo-cheol's photo of a Korean angel began to spread on the Internet, from Park Cao'e's small Twitter, to the homepage of various large Korean portals such as naver, Yahoo, daum, msn, etc.

The title is like all the websites say it is "Angel of Korea"

At this time, our Korean angel didn't know anything, and now he was cooking more than 40 dumplings in his own home, using boiled pork bone soup, because our Lee Ji-eun ate almost 20 dumplings in one meal last time, which startled Li Yuzhe, who originally thought that she had a small amount of food.

I didn't expect this little belly to be so capable, even if I ate twenty of them, I was full.

"Ji-eun... Have you washed up, don't play with your phone in the toilet. ”

Lee Woo-cheol's voice passed to Lee Ji-eun, and then Lee Ji-eun agreed: "I didn't play, I can't wear my pants, hey, OPPA, what should I do? I seem to be fat." ”

"Hehe...!" Li Yuzhe laughed and said: "If you are fat, OPPA will take you to buy clothes, it's not a big deal." ”

"Ahh OPPA, it's not as simple as you say, I'm going to lose weight when I'm fat, instead of buying clothes. As he spoke, Lee Ji-eun came out of the bathroom.

At this time, Li Yuzhe brought out the dumplings and said in surprise: "Lose weight?"

"Dumplings?" Li Zhien's little face, which was originally a little sad, immediately turned cloudy and sunny, showing a happy look and said in surprise: "Eat, eat, eat, I want to eat thirty today, the dumplings made by OPPA are really good!"

After speaking, Li Yuzhe was speechless: "Didn't you just say that you lost weight?"

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Sent Lee Ji-eun to school, today Lee Woo-chul is going to S-M to try his luck and see if he can meet Kim Young-min, and then get the other party's approval to let him write songs for Girls' Generation, Lee Woo-chul knows that as long as Kim Young-min can promise to let him write songs for Girls' Generation, then he can soar to the sky.

The next step will be much smoother, and the future will be colorful, hehe!

Chapter 28 was seen as a joke

The time was 10 o'clock in the morning, Li Yuzhe drove to the S-M company in Apgujeong, J South District, Seoul City, South Korea, you must know that when Li Yuzhe was a small otaku before, because he liked Korean female idols, and he had seen the external photos of the three major brokerage companies, at that time he had a wish, if he had money and time, he must come to the three major brokerage companies to squat, and then see the beautiful face of his favorite female idol.

Among them, S-M is what Lee Woo-chul wants to come the most, S-M is known as the No. 1 agency in South Korea, founded in 1989 by singer-turned-Lee so-man. Its name "S-M" is an abbreviation of "Star Museum" in English, which means "Star Museum, Hall of Fame".

In 1998, S-M. introduced its HOT and SES companies to the Celestial Empire and Japan, setting off a "Korean Wave" boom in Asia. In April 2000, S-M. registered the Korea Gosdaq market and issued shares, becoming the first entertainment and culture joint-stock company in Korea. In December 2002, V. Co., Ltd. co-founded FANDANGO KOREA, an online entertainment company --- with FANDANGO JAPAN (a joint venture between the YOSHIMOTO Group and KDDI), the YOSHIMOTO Group, and AVEX in Japan, and will be mainly responsible for the development of digital information resources for the general public in the era of rapid development of Internet and mobile communications. On May 8, 2014, it officially announced that it had reached a strategic partnership with Baidu.

There are countless stars under its umbrella, and the representative artists include BoA, TVXQ, Super Junior, Girls' Generation, SHINee, f(x), EXO, etc.

However, S-M is also a very controversial company, his squeeze of his own artists like a devil, and it is also a group of stars who have been picked up by themselves, and they have chosen to leave without looking back, among which the ones who chose to leave are Jang Woo-hyuk, Tony, Eugene, Bada, Fly to the Sky, Han Geng, Kim Jae-joong, Kim Jun-so, Park Youtian, Wu Yifan, Lu Han, all of whom have embarked on a new path of personal development after leaving SM.

Seriously, for such a company, Lee Woo-cheol instinctively doesn't like it very much, I feel that JYP and YG are a little more humane than S-M, this year is 2008, and soon S-M will encounter the biggest crisis in 2009, S-M's most popular TVXQ, is going to be poached by a gangster Baek Chang-so, Lee Woo-cheol can't wait to see S-M's helpless face.

got out of his car, dressed in a Seoul University uniform, and immediately attracted the attention of a group of junior high school girls around him.

Seeing the group of little fans looking at him with surprised and strange eyes, Lee Woo-cheol was holding a faint smile, in Lee Woo-cheol's opinion, it must be because of his Seoul University uniform, so this group of junior high school girls whispered or envied themselves like this, because according to the news that Lee Woo-cheol inquired, as long as you wear the Seoul University uniform, you can enter S-M's company to visit at will.

With a little pride, Li Yuzhe looked at the junior high school girls who were whispering to him in his heart and said lightly: "I'm sorry, the big brother is going to enter the company to see Girls' Generation, so you can continue to wait." Who made my brother a genius? ”

Smiling as he thought, he walked straight to the door of S-M.

However, at this time, on the second floor of the S-M company, in front of the window of the Girls' Generation practice room, Cui Xiuying stood there wiping her sweat, took a sip of water, looked down at Li Yuzhe, and shouted to the other girls behind: "Ah... Come and see, today another idiot is wearing a Seoul University uniform and wants to infiltrate the company. ”

In a word, the girls hula and gathered around the window.

I happened to see Lee Woo-cheol proudly wearing Seoul's big clothes and running to S-M Company.

At this time, Kim Hyo-yeon smiled and said: "I really don't understand, the company has abolished the rule that Seoul college students can visit the company, why are there so many people stupidly wearing Seoul University uniforms and wanting to sneak into the company, do they treat the company as idiots?"

"Hehe... I think these people are cute and do such stupid things because they really like their idols, and if we also have fans, it would be nice to go to the company in Seoul uniforms for our stupid reasons. ”

Kim Taeyeon's words made the girls around her feel depressed in an instant, and Jung so-yeon stood aside and said helplessly: "I just want to think now if our girlhood will be hidden by the company, as for the fans, I don't want to think about it for a long time." ”

"Ahh By the way, SUNNY, have you received any news recently, who is going to make our mini album, is it Yu Yongzhen producer or who is going to make it?"

Listening to Jung so-yeon's question, SUNNY shook his head and said, "I don't know, I don't know at all, but I feel that it is impossible for Yu Yongzhen to make this mini album for us, and the company seems to be collectively avoiding our mini album." ”

SUNNY's words made all the girls around them bow their heads helplessly, and at this time, looking at Kim Taeyeon, who was demoralized, immediately puffed up her hands and said, "Ah... Yikes... Cheer up, we are a girlhood that can never be beaten, I believe that as long as I keep working hard, the dawn of hope and victory will surely shine on us, everyone should not be discouraged. ”

After Kim Taeyeon's words were finished, Kwon Yoo-ri laughed and said, "I knew that as long as our morale was low, Kim Ruansoft would definitely tell us that we were Xiaoqiang who couldn't be defeated." Okay, let's hurry up and practice dancing, or our captain won't know what kind of nickname he will give us, you know, our pumping team is a poor guy. ”

After Kwon Yoo-ri finished speaking, the girls all burst out laughing. Seeing that the atmosphere warmed up, Kim Taeyeon secretly took a breath.

Unlike the girls who continue to practice dancing, Li Yuzhe encountered an embarrassing thing below.

"Yikes... This is really the school uniform of Seoul University, and I still have a student ID?" After speaking, Li Yuzhe took out his student ID card and handed it to the two security guards who stopped him.

One of the security guards reached out with a playful smile (XUE) to take the Seoul University ID card in Lee Woo-chul's hand, and then exclaimed, "Ahhh Now that South Korea's cheating methods are so high, this Seoul National University student is no different from the real one. ”

The security guard's words almost made Lee Woo-cheol angry, looking at the two smiling security guards, Lee Woo-cheol repeated again speechlessly: "I'm sorry, this is a real Seoul university student ID, I actually went in because of the song selection for Girls' Generation released by S-M, so can you let me in." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the two security guards actually laughed.

Among them, the security guard who was holding Li Yu's philosophical student ID just now handed Li Yuzhe the student card and said with a smile: "This 'student', do you know? The rhetoric you just made, we have already encountered the third one today, but you are the most equipped one, okay, friend, the fact is that the rule that Seoul university students can enter the company was abolished a long time ago, and you can't be allowed to enter, and we met several like you in the morning, so hehe... Let's go, let's go!"

"What... Abolished?" Li Yuzhe was surprised.

After speaking, a group of junior high school girls laughed mockingly, Li Yuzhe wanted to find a crack to get into at this time, Nai Nai lost the adult, he just thought that the group of junior high school girls whispered because they were envious of themselves, it turned out that it was not at all, from the beginning this group of junior high school girls were ready to see their own jokes, and finally saw it.

Without continuing to talk to the security guards, Li Yuzhe silently walked to the place where his SUV was parked.

Chapter Twenty-Nine: Because I'm Too Stupid

"Yikes... I'm an idiot, I'm a, and a big. Walking in the parking lot next to S-M, Li Yuzhe remembered the mocking appearance of those junior high school girls just now, and shouted in the parking lot in embarrassment!

Because it's so embarrassing, I was full of confidence to go inside, and I thought that these little guys were envious of themselves, but in the end, it turned out that these little guys were silently laughing at themselves for being stupid, and they all thought they were crazy fans.

It's just a shame to throw it to grandma's house, so as long as Li Yuzhe remembers what happened just now, he regrets it in his heart, he is still too reckless, although his IQ is very high now, but his reckless character must also be corrected.

Walking to his SUV, Li Yuzhe became more and more angry the more he thought about it, so he couldn't help but shout hysterically;

It's just that what Li Yuzhe didn't know was that the way he vented was seen by Lin Yun'er in the black nanny car on the other side!

"Uh...!" Lin Yun'er sat in the nanny car and pointed to Li Yuzhe, who was shouting hysterically in front of her, and said to the agent next to her: "Dawn OPPA." This man seems to be crazy!"

Lin Yun'er's words made Lin Chenxi, the agent on the side, smile.

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Li Yuzhe who returned home was still unhappy, and the angry Li Yuzhe drank a large glass of cold boiled water to calm down, and suddenly he realized that even if he has the identity of the so-called Seoul college student, he still lacks a lot of persuasion, so Li Yuzhe thought about whether to write a song by himself and sing it by himself, so that the song became popular, and his talent in music was not seen by major entertainment companies.

However, Li Yuzhe is worried that although he knows a lot of songs, if he sings them, there may be many unexpected factors, what if he can't become popular? Isn't this a waste of hard work? However, this concern was quickly dispelled by Li Yuzhe, anyway, now that he has no choice, it is better to be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and sing a song first.

After making up his mind, Li Yuzhe saw Li Ji-eun's guitar in the room, and then silently walked over and took the guitar in his hand, showing a slight smile.

It took ten minutes for Lee Woo-cheol to choose a song "Because I'm Too Stupid", "Because I'm Too Stupid" is one of the ending songs and interludes of the 2009 Korean version of "Boys Over Flowers". There are two versions, the ending version is sung by SS501 and the interlude version (guitar accompaniment, slow version) is sung by SS501 member Kim Hyun-jung.

And what Lee Yu-cheol wants to sing now is the interlude version (guitar accompaniment, slow version), this "Because I'm too stupid" because the Korean version of "Boys Over Flowers" has occupied the first place in the list of nine major music sources in South Korea for a long time, in the case of the TV series OST market generally sells up to 1~20,000 copies, this "Because I'm too stupid" OST has created a miracle of 80,000 copies, and it is also in the 09 years when the Korean music source market is completely sluggish, beautiful melodies and sad lyrics make this song "Because I'm too stupid" It has become the biggest dark horse of the Korean TV series OST in 09, touched countless people, and has been sung by more people so far.

(Korean drama OST, full name, Original Sound Track.) This means movie (TV) soundtrack. Movie copies generally have several channels, that is, the tracks where background music (or songs) are stored in all the audio tracks of TV movies, and by extension, this meaning is later derived. ）

Of course, Li Yuzhe also has his own worries, although "Because I'm Too Stupid" is a very good song, but it can quickly become popular, more or less because of the Korean version of "Boys Over Flowers", which is popular all over Asia, Li Yuzhe doesn't know if this song can become popular without the blessing of "Boys Over Flowers", this is what Li Yuzhe is worried about, and it is also the reason why Li Yuzhe didn't want to create it himself at the beginning.

Although Li Yuzhe knows a lot of very popular songs, Li Yuzhe believes that in addition to the excellent songs themselves, these songs must also be at the right time, place, and people. For example, if you put Uncle Bird's "J South Style" in 09, it will not necessarily be so popular, because people's attitudes and thoughts are different at different times, but now Li Yuzhe has no choice, so he has to find a similar song to give it a try, hoping to have a good result.

Li Yuzhe recorded a video and adjusted the camera, Li Yuzhe smiled at the camera and said: "Hello, my name is Li Yuzhe, today I bring you my own original song "Because I'm Too Stupid" to commemorate our unrequited love. ”

After speaking, he bowed slightly, and then Li Yuzhe gently plucked the strings, and soon the beautiful melody came out, to Li Yuzhe's surprise, his singing voice was not bad, at least much stronger than himself as a firefighter in the Celestial Empire, and Li Yuzhe's singing voice was very special, just like with a tempting magnetism, which made people have no way not to be touched when they listened to it.

In particular, this song "Because I'm Too Stupid" is a song that reveals sadness, and near the end, Li Yuzhe himself was moved to tears by his voice.

After the song was finished, with a pair of eyes that had just left tears, Li Yuzhe waved his hand sadly at the video, and then smiled slightly. But even Lee Yu-cheol himself didn't expect that his smile would be rated as the saddest smile in South Korea in the future, making a group of young girls cry in distress on their beds because of this smile.

After turning off the video, Li Yuzhe edited the video, changed the format, and uploaded it to the South Korean mncast video sharing website, Li Yuzhe knew that this website was similar to Youku in the Celestial Empire. ............