Chapter 100
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Tianyou took the lead in speaking: "Do you mind that?" I don't have a memory? ”
Lu Lingqi said expressionlessly: "I don't mind"
Tianyou asked again: "There is no affection between us?" I don't know anything about you either. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Lu Lingqi was still expressionless and said: "It's not a thing! I have feelings for you, and that's enough! ”
Tianyou almost fainted: "I have a lover!" ”
"Brush!" A Fang Tian painting halberd was already standing on Tianyou's neck
Lu Lingqi, whose face suddenly changed: "Remember that I am the main house!" Everything else is small! As you said, I was the first person you met! I was the first to make the engagement, so I had to be big! The others are small! And it doesn't matter how small you are! But if you dare to help them scare me, I'll chop you! ”
"Oops! So domineering! Tianyou looked at the halberd on his neck and then looked at Lu Lingqi, he looked very good, and she was also a cold and domineering girl.
"Then I'll leave it....."
So the style of painting changed, and Lu Lingqi walked back with Tianyou's arm on her shoulder, "Where are we going?" Tianyou looked at Lu Lingqi, who had become a little woman beside her.
Lu Lingqi was a little shy and said: "You can go anywhere, as long as you are by your side!" ”
Tianyou touched his forehead: "Go back and see how everyone is preparing, I feel like a big battle is going to end." ”
Here the temporary operational command center of the three regions: "I suggest!" One **, and then take advantage of the time they need to be resurrected to directly attack Qin Shi Huang's lair! At this time, a white-faced Xiu was there.
Zhuge Liang held a feather fan in his hand: "Guo Fengxiao, I oppose your plan!" Too dangerous! We should seek stability and wait for the top to take out the trump card and fight back! Meet the Heroic Spirits in the Virtual Zone and advance step by step! ”
The previous white-faced show turned out to be the ghost talent Guo Jia and Guo Fengxiao! The two of them were arguing there with red faces and thick necks, and they almost reached out to fight!
Pang Tong and Zhou Yu, who were sitting on the side, looked at each other, and their eyes were exchanging words
Pang Tong: Pull the rack or not?
Zhou Yu: Don't pull!
Pang Tong: Why?
Zhou Yu: I'm afraid of splashing my blood!
Pang Tong: ...... That can't be ignored, this is going to be a fight!
Zhou Yu: What do you think, Lao Jia?
"I also saw a yarn fight!"
Zhuge Liang here: "Guo Jia, you are a dead cub!" Eat me a move" Zhuge Liang rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it, Guo Jia also scolded: "Zhuge villager, coward, look at the move!" ”
The two of them lifted the table, stood opposite each other and pinched their waists with their hands, "Look at my saliva bullets three times in a row!" I'm whoa, whoa! Zhuge Liang spit out three mouthfuls of saliva in an instant!
"Look at me spitting and roaring! Goo-go Guo Jia kept brewing in his mouth, saved a big mouthful, and squirted it in one gulp! As a result, the people suffered, and all the scribes who had been consulted together around were afflicted.
"Your sister, helper! What a system! Where did Zhou Yu shout, but he didn't finish his words: "Look at my saliva seven times in a row!" As a result, Guo Jia dragged Zhou Yu in front of him: "Look at my Dongwu Metropolitan Governor's human flesh shield!" ”
"Guo Fengxiao, you are shameless! Oh uh! Before Zhou Yu finished speaking, he saw seven saliva bombs coming, all of them aimed at the face, and Zhou Yu, who was talking just now, didn't have time to close his mouth, but he scored, and one shot went directly into his mouth, and the most terrible thing was that he swallowed it!
Zhou Yu's face was full of saliva, and his face turned blue: "Zhuge Villager, you did it on purpose!" Don't you see someone as big as me! It's all in my face! Oh......" Zhou Yu began to clasp his throat, trying to spit out the saliva he had swallowed just now!
Zhuge Liang: "I did it on purpose!" ”
Guo Jia kicked Zhou Yu, who was still clasping his throat, away: "Woo? Growl! Burst! ”
Zhuge Liang hurriedly "dragged someone to block Guo Jia's saliva and roared!"
"Zhuge Liang! Your sister and my old Pang fought with you! ”
It turned out that Pang Tong was dragged over as a shield, and he was soaked from head to toe.
The people next to him began to retreat: "This is simply insulting!" ”
"Definitely, this is the struggle that literati only see!"
"You are also a literati, why are you still hiding so far? Go up and scare it! ”
"Uh-uh, no, I don't want to! It's really these two people who are masters, and if I go up, I'll die! Don't you see? Guo Fengxiao's mouth is like a river, and it will only take a few seconds to save a full saliva bomb! Look at Mr. Zhuge again! It is even more Zhuge Repeater to develop the mouth! ”
The crowd of onlookers watched the excitement and commented from time to time.
"Literati fight, but how long are they better than our generals!"
"I can't stand the waiting! Look at my old Jiatou's military treasures! Lao Jia took off his shoes, only to see a big black foot with mud exposed, and there seemed to be a puff of black smoke floating from his foot!
"Wow!"
"Poof!"
"Bang!"
I saw that the onlookers and the people who were fighting all fell, "Spicy eyes!" Choke your throat! Smoke your nose! "Some people roll their eyes and spit at the foam, some burst into tears, and some spit sour water in their mouths! There are even people who have incontinence!
Cao Cao, who had already been recruited at this time: "Dian Wei and are here!" Come on me! ”
"The Lord Dian Wei is the first to hang!"
"I'm rubbing! My ancient evil came to hang like this? Cao Cao's face was full of disbelief!
"What are you guys doing! I heard you arguing from afar! As soon as Tianyou stepped in, he found that something was wrong, all the people in the room fell, and there was a room full of black gas, "I wipe what it smells like!" A stream of glass glue plus toilet and a variety of other flavors are mixed! It's a gas bomb! Don't come in, dear! ”
Tianyou turned around and warned Lu Lingqi behind him, and found that the person had fainted to the ground, "I'm tired, and the smell has dried up!" Baby! My Lingqi girl! Why are you just leaving? ”
Tianyou exited the hall and hugged Lu Lingqi outside the door and cried bitterly, pinching his thighs and squeezing tears while crying, "You just left, can I find a big wife?" ”
Lu Lingqi, who had fainted, suddenly opened her eyes: "Dreaming!" Take me out of this filthy place! ”
"Oh oh good!" Tianyou was taken aback, and hurriedly obeyed the order and planned to hug me Lu Lingqi.
"Save me!"
Tianyou turned around and asked, "Who?" Teacher! You've been tricked too! Luckily, I'm used to smelling my feet! This poison gas is just a drizzle for me! ”
Liu Bei: "Don't say that those come to me soon!" ”
Tianyou looked at Liu Bei and then at Lu Lingqi in his arms.
Liu Bei: "If the sister is gone, you can find it again!" The master is gone, but it's really gone! Don't hesitate to get to me, and the teacher will find you a better one when the time comes! The master is a sibling! My good apprentice! ”
As soon as Tianyou heard this, he put down Lu Lingqi, stood up and walked towards Liu Bei in the hall, at this time Liu Bei's eyes leaked a look of hope, and as a result, Tianyou walked to the gate and stopped: "Sorry teacher!" At this time, it is still important to be a girl! After speaking, I only heard a "pop", God bless the door of the main hall was closed, and then a big stone was moved to block the door!
Tianyou clapped his hands: "I'll come to your teacher in half a day!" Hold! ”
After speaking, Tianyou hugged Lu Lingqi and left: "What's the matter, baby, I'm not good!" ”
Lu Lingqi: "You don't have the guts to leave me!" ”
Liu Bei: "You rebel! Why didn't I open my eyes to such a thing of yours! ”