[39] Wronged, beaten and cried robbers
When the passengers in the car saw the robbers getting on the bus, they all obediently felt out the valuable things on their bodies and prepared to break the bank. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Before the robbers came, they had already discussed how to distribute the work, and they divided four robbers to get into the car to loot property, two robbers were responsible for the front and rear sections of the road, and one robber was ready to run away at any time in the car.
The people in front were very cooperative and obediently handed over their belongings, but Li Xiaowu and Jack were still asleep, and they didn't mean to get up at all.
A robber walked up to Li Xiaoxiao, pushed Li Xiaoxiao, and then said with a displeased face, "Get up, get up, quickly hand over the valuable things on your body, hurry up, don't you hear it, otherwise Lao Tzu will shoot you." ”
Li Xiaowu suddenly opened his eyes with green light, looked at the robber who pushed him, and said in a cold voice, "I didn't hear what you just said, you can try it again." ”
The robber glanced at Li Xiaowu's eyes, and suddenly felt like he was being taken by a demon, his whole body was cold, his hands and feet were weak, his mouth was dry, and he was terrified.
Swallowing his saliva, the robber walked up to his accomplice and said in a low voice, "That Asian man is evil, let's bypass him." ”
The robber's accomplice looked at the robber and said with a sneer on his face, "I think you were frightened by the demon last time, right?"
Don't worry, I'm 100% sure that this Asian man, he's not a demon, hey, what about you, hand over the money. ”
Looking at the robber who pointed a gun at him, Li Xiaowu said with a smile on his face, "Sir, are you sure that you are really going to rob me together?"
The robber pointed a gun at Li Xiaowu, and shouted with anger on his face, "Blind comparison, hurry up and hand over the money, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you, an old Asian man, Made, bastard, so much bullshit." ”
Li Xiaowu violently broke out, knocked the four robbers in the car unconscious with one punch, and then took the robber's pistol, hit the glass window and rushed out, and fired three shots at the three robbers outside, and then easily dealt with the three robbers outside.
Hearing the gunshot, Jack shuddered, got up from his seat, and asked with a puzzled face, "It's strange, how can there be gunshots, and why is the window broken, hey, Lee, what are you running outside?"
A carload of people looked at Jack in unison, and then silently despised in his heart, "You can sleep a little longer, maybe you can sleep directly to heaven or hell, Lao Tzu [Lao Niang] has never seen such a sleeping pig." ”
The male passengers and the driver of the car found ropes one after another to tie up the robber who was knocked unconscious by Li Xiaowu.
Of the seven robbers, four were knocked unconscious by Li Xiaoxiao, and three were hit by Li Xiaoguo on the acupuncture point in the shoulder, lying in place and unable to move.
The driver got out of the car and walked in front of Li Xiaowu, and said with a respectful face, "Thank you, thank you, thank you for saving our car, are we going to call the police now, or what?"
Li Xiaowu looked at the robber who was tied up, threw the pistol to the driver, and then said with a smile on his face, "I don't want to have many things, and I don't want you to give me many things, go down alone, be responsible for driving the robber's car, and then we will send the robber and the vehicle to the police station together." ”
Everyone nodded, and then agreed that Jack, a pig who had just woken up, was the best person to get out and drive.
Looking at everyone's eyes, Jack said very dissatisfied, "When I got in the car, I said that I was your idol, and now that you have joined forces and called me like a worker, sure enough, fans are the most unreliable thing, hey." ”
"Our idol is him now, and he is the great hero who saved us. The passengers of the car looked at Li Xiaowu and said to Jack mercilessly.
After Jack went down to drive, the driver resumed normal driving, and before driving normally, the driver contacted the police station and asked the police station to send someone to drive away the robber's car and pick up the robber's person.
Not long after the car started, the four robbers who were knocked out by Li Xiaowu woke up one after another in the shaking.
When the robber woke up, he shouted with horror on his face, "Demon, demon, we have met a demon again, oh my God, this time it's over, he's going to kill us, ahhhh ”
Li Xiaowu kicked the robber's body and said with a displeased face, "You TM show Lao Tzu carefully, Lao Tzu looks like a demon at some point, bastard, it seems that the punishment for you is too light." ”
Feeling out a set of silver needles from his body, Li Xiaowu smiled and pricked a silver needle on the seven robbers one by one, and then the unthinkable happened, the eyes of the seven robbers began to cry non-stop, and then they cried loudly.
"Woo woo .... What's wrong with me, how did I become like this, wow wow wow, what's wrong with me?"
"Woooooo Let go of me, I don't dare, please let me go, I promise you, never be a robber again, please let us go, wow wow wow ..... It hurts. ”
Hearing the roars of the robbers, Li Xiaowu said with a smile, "I shouted just now, don't rob me, I let you be disobedient, you look at it now, I not only beat you, but also tied you up, you must regret it now, right?"
A few robbers who were close to each other nodded, gritted their teeth, and shouted through the pain on their bodies, "We were wrong, we were wrong, please let us go, please, whoa... Tarsity. ”
Li Xiaowu clapped his hands, took the food handed over by several passengers, and said with a smile while gulping down the food, "It's delicious, it's delicious, this food is good, what you said just now, I didn't hear it clearly, you can say it again." ”
Although they were very annoyed, several robbers still gritted their teeth and shouted loudly again, "Let us go, please let us go, it hurts too much, we can't stand it anymore, whoa..... Woooooooo ”
Li Xiaowu deliberately pretended to be startled, and then immediately burst out, while stomping on the robbers, while complaining and shouting, "I'm trying to let you say, not let you shout, Mader scared Lao Tzu to death, huhuhu, my little heart." ”
"Vomit ............ The passengers in the car secretly made vomiting movements and contemptuous eyes at Li Xiaoxiao, of course, they did it without Li Xiaowu seeing it.
Half an hour later, the bus stopped at the nearest police station nearby, and before getting off the bus, Li Xiaowu quietly pulled out the silver needles on the seven robbers and let them return to normal.
The policemen in the police station rushed out, took out handcuffs and picked up the seven robbers, loosened the ropes on their bodies, and then took them into the house and began to interrogate them harshly.
Two hours later, Li Xiaowu took a good citizen certificate, a medal for righteousness and bravery, and a bag of bonuses, walked out of the police station and sat in the police station's special car with Jack, and returned to Kelin's house with a worried face.
Li Xiaowu was proud of the spring breeze and took the police shuttle car home, but the seven robbers were miserable, and not long after Li Xiaowu and they left, their bodies began to ache again.
The policemen in the room looked at the seven robbers who were crying and said with sympathy on their faces, "It's miserable, it's really miserable, what kind of ordeal did they go through, so that they were moved to cry so much when they saw the police?" )