Chapter 647: Why Is It Always Counterproductive?
"Aha......"
"How can there be such a thing!"
"Is she an idiot?!"
When the guy Supreme Honey found Zixia, he said directly, I am your daughter, and you are my mother, and she flew away.
That's right, of course, it's going to fly, it's strange if you don't fly!
Who would accept such a thing?
It should be said that some of the previous column-crossing routines were good, but when it came to this critical place, it was directly ...... It's anti-routine!
So......
"She said it......'s my daughter?" Zixia played by Tangtang seemed to regret a little after flying the other party again, "Oh! How can I do this! She may really be my daughter, what am I here to do this time? Isn't it just to find the person God destined to like? Then, how good, I have a daughter with the person I like! Hahaha...... Moreover, the daughter seems to be ...... It's a little silly, but it's beautiful, and it's inherited from me, hahaha......"
This reaction...... It seems that people have to say that if there is a mother, there must be a daughter!
And......
"Admit it! You must have done it right, right? I won't do such a cruel thing to my daughter! Sister, you just admit it!"
This one...... is very shameless, Zixia pushed the guilt of beating her daughter to her sister Qingxia.
Na Qingxia's reaction......
"Slut!
The response was perfect!
Moreover, it directly explains why Qingxia always calls Zixia a slut...... It was just perfect.
Needless to say, it naturally attracted laughter.
Luckily, our movie is still a funny movie after all, right?
So, naturally, everyone laughed very happily, but after that......
"Ahaha......"
"No! It's funny! Do you want that?"
"Haha......"
What's wrong?
Just after Zixia met the Supreme Honey but flew it, according to the original plot, it was natural to deal with Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings, so of course this is just a simple introduction, and next, isn't it just to meet the Supreme Treasure?
And this is the meeting of this, this is ......
"Ah, you're dressed like that?"
"This girl, do you have any research on my taste in dress?"
"That, you come, come. ”
"What?"
"Try lifting the hammer. ”
"What about the hammer? What about the nails?"
"What do you want nails for?"
"Nail something, otherwise why do you lift a hammer?!"
"Supreme Treasure, you idiot! Why do you have to nail a hammer?! Less nonsense! Hurry up and lift it to me!"
"This, well, your request, haha......"
This paragraph, simply!
The supreme treasure played by Han Geng has been subdued now, and this is the next ...... Noticeably sped up, right?
The original plot, it always takes a while to raise the hammer, and then say that it is a god destined two, but now, just met like this.
Why?
It's not simple, because the clothes worn by the Supreme Treasure are the same as the Supreme Honey!
So......
"Look, it's not that hard. ”
The Supreme Treasure easily raised the hammer, the purple and green treasure hammer.
"Oh, Supreme Treasure, you, you are my destined person!"
This...... It's growing so fast?!
At this time, the picture suddenly changed, and Tang Seng and Supreme Honey appeared again, and they were watching this scene.
"How so? How could it be?!" Supreme Honey seemed to have no faith in what was in front of her.
"Oh, you're too stupid, how did you do it, it's not for you to destroy Zixia's relationship with the Supreme Treasure, then the two of them won't have anything to do with it for the time being, as long as the two of them are not together, then Zixia won't die, if she doesn't die, then wait for the Supreme Treasure to come back with me, the two of them are a pair destined by God, then you can be together casually and without shame, then, aren't you just a real person!" Tang Seng really explained his bad idea at this time.
To say that Tang Seng's method seems to have some problems, but there doesn't seem to be any problem, but on the whole, according to the law that things like the moonlight treasure box can exist, it is really perfect.
In particular, there is another key point in this, that is, Tang Seng actually didn't know what Guanyin said to the Supreme Treasure.
That's right, this is very much in line with the original plot, you know, 'You haven't met the person who gave you three moles', Tang Seng really doesn't know this, absolutely doesn't know, and no second person knows.
So, this leads to a very interesting phenomenon......
"Tang Seng is also a fool!"
"Aha...... Two fools!"
"It's so funny!"
Well, the audience was laughing very happily.
Everyone knows, if it is like Tang Seng's method, the relationship between Zixia and the Supreme Treasure is destroyed in Shahu, then, the Supreme Treasure does not have the three moles on the soles of the feet and cannot be transformed, then isn't Tang Seng also finished?
However, Tang Seng didn't know!
Therefore, a weird funny has been formed, is Tang Seng smart or not?
In other words, the audience understands it in their hearts, but the insiders don't know that this is really a strange logical relationship that is both logical and hilarious. Coupled with the stupid pair of Brother Jiaying and Da Mimi, the natural and funny effect is even more OK.
And, there's one more ......
That is, this crossing seems to have the opposite effect!
"What then?" asked Supreme Honey.
"Of course it's one more time! This time we must break them up!" Tang Seng immediately came up with another bad idea.
Saying...... In fact, of course, Liu Chao used Liu Zhenwei's brain hole here, that is, to break up Zixia and the Supreme Treasure, so that it can be, but Liu Chao was very smart not to let Zixia complete this job, but to make a child of theirs, let this stupid child complete this task, in the middle, it is naturally more funny, and there is more story.
So, next......
"Who's your crush? I have a wife!"
"What if you have a wife?
Because everything was in advance, in the cave, the two of them quarreled, so what to do now?
"Paroparami!" the Supreme Honey crossed again, and this time ......
"Hey, you're Bai Jingjing, right!?"
"I, how do you know mine?"
Supreme Honey actually crossed over to a location that didn't exist before, and this place is eerie and terrifying, full of skulls, then, of course, it's Bai Jingjing's cave.
However, when Bai Jingjing turned her head......
"That...... Have you had plastic surgery?" asked Supreme Honey.
"What kind of plastic surgery? You are stupid!" Bai Jingjing replied......
Stubborn, absolutely stubborn!
At this time, Jiaxin is really different from her more than ten years ago, in other words, it has been almost 20 years, and Jiaxin has actually really undergone plastic surgery, which many people can see, so take it out like this at this time......
"Hahaha...... No more!"
"Spare me, it's like tickling. ”
"It's really nonsensical, absolutely authentic nonsense. ”
I have to say that this stalk is very interesting, especially Jiaxin's appearance has really changed considerably.
So, what did Supreme Honey come to Bai Jingjing for this time?
"Bai Jingjing, let me tell you, someone is going to rob your father-in-law!"
"What? My father-in-law? Are you mistaken, I'm not married at all, I'm single!"
These two are simply ......
However, it must be said that this time Supreme Honey has learned the lesson of the last time, and she is much smarter in words, she said so this time.
"Well, you're not married, it's nothing, haha...... That, that's right! You want to apprentice, right? Let me tell you, Pansi Daxian has a strong mana, if you go to her, she will definitely accept you!"
Pansi Daisen?!
It just so happened that Zixia had changed the cave from the Water Curtain Cave to the Pansi Cave.
So, after the Supreme Honey wasted a lot of saliva, Bai Jingjing was finally tempted, and she was ready to go to Pansi Cave for a trip.
"You ......"
"I, I'm actually here to apprentice. ”
When the Supreme Treasure saw Bai Jingjing, you must know that according to the plot, the Supreme Treasure traveled over, and he came to find Bai Jingjing, so isn't it just right now?
But!
"Sluts, you dog men and women, even cheaper than my sister!"
Qingxia, just like that!
Okay, in fact, it's all sugar candy, but everyone understands it as soon as they hear it, and next, of course, it is Qingxia who took the purple green treasure hammer to smash Bai Jingjing, and the Supreme Treasure of course has the meaning of maintenance, but ......
"Get out! Who are you! I'm here to apprentice to the master! If you're the master's favorite, then you should be respectful! At most, I'll call you Master's husband in the future, and we'll clean up the rest!"
Bai Jingjing directly drew a clear line.
The Supreme Treasure over there was anxious at the time, "How is it possible, don't you have any feelings for me at all?"
"Of course not! You look so good, and your mana is so poor, how can I Bai Jingjing take a fancy to you? As for what you said about traveling through time and space, you are simply ...... Who are you fooling!"
What Bai Jingjing said was also reasonable, and like this, it made the Supreme Treasure fall into despair.
"Supreme Treasure, I'll just say, we are destined by God!" Zixia is back.
This......
"Hey, what's going on!? It looks like the two of them have gone one step further!"
"This ...... It must all be because of you! You stupid! What did you tell Bai Jingjing!"
"Tang Seng! You bald donkey! You are unreasonable! I did what you said! As a result, you don't admit it now!"
"Impossible! I, Tang Seng, am a person who has become a Buddha, if you follow what I say, it will definitely succeed, impossible!"
It's just a shame, the two guys Supreme Mi and Tang Seng are actually shirking each other's responsibilities here.
It's really ......
"Hahaha......"
I really can't help laughing, in the viewing hall, it's like a sea of joy.
The black car is not opened
Thank you all for your support!
What's that...... The black car is quite a brain hole, right...... Hey......