Chapter 17: Don't Push Me to Slap You in the Face
A first date without preparation is like fighting a tailed beast with no chance of winning. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
First of all, you have to investigate the preferences of the other party, and you must prepare at least three versions of the plan of cloudy, rainy, and sunny, and according to different scenarios, you must prepare about a hundred.
However, not to mention a hundred, Sasuke doesn't even have a plan. The pie in the sky fell too suddenly, and Sasuke caught it only to realize that he didn't seem to be dating.
"Hold your breath, hold your breath. ”
Sasuke forcibly suppressed the heart of the otaku who wanted to escape through the back door, straightened the collar of his black shirt and walked out. As a result, when he walked to the door, he was immediately stunned.
Temari wears a purple yukata embroidered with pink cherry blossoms, and her bumpy body stands out completely. Her blond hair was tied diagonally in a single ponytail, and she held a paper parasol in her hand, standing there gracefully. A green but inexplicably mature charm is faintly revealed.
"Hey, what are you looking at? It's rude to have a girl waiting here alone. ”
After Temari found that Sasuke was stunned, he was both a little shy and a little proud.
"Ah, sorry, I just didn't expect you to wear a yukata. ”
Sasuke scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Is there anything wrong with wearing a yukata after a hot spring bath?"
"But isn't the yukata you wear in the summer? Ah, it hurts!"
The sharp-eyed Sasuke pointed out the flaw in Temari, but he received a heavy punch to the head.
"That's what the store is preparing, it's your mistake. ”
Temari suddenly lost his ladylike image, holding an umbrella in his left hand, and his right arm wrapped around Sasuke's neck to strangle him. Sasuke struggled as he felt the softness of Temari's chest, painful and happy.
"Yes! I read it wrong!"
"That's pretty much it. I heard that there is a good octopus grill over there, so I was invited to eat it, so I took it as an apology. ”
"Okay, okay. ”
Sorry Kakashi, your wallet may be empty.
In this way, Sasuke and Temari wandered around the short book street. Probably because of the large number of tourists all year round, the street is not only full of snacks, but also some shops that are only open for other local celebrations.
When the cherry blossoms are in full bloom in March, the two of them eat some snacks while enjoying the cherry blossoms, and the afternoon passes quickly.
It was getting dark, thick clouds were obscuring the sunset, and it was time to go back. Sasuke and Temari walked side by side on the way back to the hotel, looking at the streets that were still bustling, Sasuke couldn't help but feel a little emotional.
"What a bustling place. ”
"yes, I don't know how lively the summer festival will be here. ”
"If you want to know, just wait until the summer. ”
"Fool, how could it be, I would have returned to the Sand Ninja Village for so long. ”
"Yes, sooner or later you will have to go back to your village. ”
Sasuke regretted it when he said it, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little cold, and Temari's face suddenly felt a little sad.
"Say, it's a joke, Konoha and Sand Shinobi are allies, and it's not like they can't see each other. Besides, even if you can't come, I can still go to you. ”
"You don't understand. Temari stopped.
Although Temari is just a shinobi, as the daughter of the Wind Shadow, she also more or less understands that Sand Shinobi has other thoughts about her ally Konoha . And this feeling is getting heavier and heavier, and recently my father even said very explicit things in front of his family.
Temari wouldn't betray her village, but at this time she was also a little worried. If something happens between Konoha and Sand Shinobi, how should I face Sasuke and face this friendship.
As if sensing Temari's concern, Sasuke suddenly grabbed Temari's hand.
"Look at Temari, now the sun is obscured by clouds. I now make a wish that if we can see each other again in the future, let the clouds disperse. ”
Temari looked at the sky with some hope, and the clouds didn't change.
"Temari, you too, maybe you can make a wish together. ”
"What a little ghost's idea. ”
Temari smiled and scolded without refusing, closed his eyes and prayed silently.
"If we can meet again at such a moment, please let the sunset bloom. ”
"Temari, look, the clouds are scattering!"
Temari slowly opened his eyes, and the sky was shining like a rainbow.
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"Okay, so tired. Markey lay on the bed gasping for air.
"Okay, don't you just blow the clouds away? I'll pass all the chakras to you. ”
Tsunade held up condescendingly, with a look of disdain.
"Don't you want those two imps to be okay?"
"How can it be, it's just that this is a large-scale ninjutsu that changes the weather, even if you have the chakra you gave, it's hard enough, and I feel more injured. ”
As Kazekage's henchman, Markey naturally knew that Sand Shinobi was about to target Konoha, so he fundamentally disapproved of Temari and Sasuke getting so close. After all, Temari is also an important part of the plan.
But in the face of Tsunade, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, Maki didn't dare to show the slightest discoloration, and worked hard to blow away the dark clouds in the original sky with the wind, giving Sasuke a big assist.
I'll have to find a reason for Temari to go back to the village.
"Well, now that the matter is done, I should also go to that kid to collect some interest. ”
Seeing Tsunade, the violent man, gone, Maki finally breathed a sigh of relief and turned his head to look at Kakashi.
"Kakashi, what's wrong, with an expression that can't survive. ”
"My wallet, completely empty. ”
“……”
Tsunade left the hospital room and let Shizune continue to take care of Kakashi and Marki, and walked to the courtyard with a bottle of sake himself. Sasuke and Temari were there watching the sunset and laughing.
"Alaala, the Uchiha's little imp is quite happy, the young people nowadays are really precocious, obviously they haven't graduated from the ninja school. ”
Tsunade said as he took a sip of wine.
Sasuke and Temari were in a good atmosphere, but they didn't know where to put their hands when they were told like this. Tsunade laughed as they watched the two of them react in a panic.
What a hateful Tsunade.
"I wonder if Tsunade-sama is here now, what's the matter?"
Sasuke didn't know that Tsunade had helped him with an assist, and his tone was very unkind.
"Can't you go to the yard if you don't have anything important, or am I disturbing you with something important?"
Sasuke choked on this sentence, yes and no, no and no.
"Hahaha, the little ghost's reaction is really funny. Tsunade took another sip.
"Okay, now that the interest has been collected, it's time to get down to business. ”
Tsunade drank all the wine in the bottle in one gulp, and his face was straight.
"Uchiha Sasuke, I heard that Kakashi said that you took the initiative to apply to the three generations of old men to go out of the village to find me, right? ”
"That's right. Sasuke got serious, too.
"I don't believe in your will to fire, what is the purpose of saying it!"
It's really a heroine among women, straight to the point.
It can't be said that it is for the sake of the system task!Eh, it seems that the system updated the task to use the mouth escape in front of Tsunade, which may be an opportunity.
Sasuke's eyes rolled twice, and a treacherous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Tsunade, since you did a good thing to me before, then don't blame me for slapping me in the face!
Sasuke straightened his clothes and began to enter the nonsense mode.
"I'm here for the future of the Uchiha and Senju. ”
"Uchiha and Thousand Hands?"
Tsunade was stunned. She has thought about many possibilities, such as apprenticeship, such as curing, and even debt collection, but she has not thought about this statement.
"The Uchiha clan and the Senju clan used to be wealthy families, and although there was some friction between the two families during the Warring States period, they eventually established Konoha together, ending the Warring States period. ”
Sasuke deliberately skipped the love and killing of Madara and Tsuruma.
"Originally, our two clans would become the great clan of Konoha, but the Senju clan slowly declined after the second Hokage, and now only Tsunade-sama is left. The Uchiha was also betrayed by a traitor two years ago, and now only I am left. ”
"Isn't that ridiculous? The Uchiha and Senju, who single-handedly created Konoha, have gone to their own strange paths, but the Sarufei clan and the Hyuga clan that joined later have gradually prospered. The Hyuga clan is known as the first clan of Konoha. ”
"So this time, I'm here to form an alliance with the Senju clan on behalf of the Uchiha clan. Let's unite Uchiha and Senju again and revive our family. ”
With that, Sasuke Uchiha pulled out his small knife and plunged it into the ground.
"I, Sasuke Uchiha, the current patriarch of the Uchiha clan, am willing to make an alliance with the patriarch of the Senju clan, the Senju Tsunade blood, to revive the family. ”
Without hesitation, Sasuke slashed his wrist across the blade, blood gushing down.
Blood-based alliances are made when the blood of livestock is smeared on the lips without bleeding. But Sasuke knew that Tsunade had a phobia, so he just found a random reason to bleed some blood.
Sure enough, Tsunade shuddered at the sight of the blood on the blade, and collapsed to the ground.
"Heh, I didn't expect that one of the three ninjas, the number one medical ninja in the ninja world, would be afraid of blood, it's really disappointing. ”
Sasuke deliberately gave a look of surprise before laughing contemptuously.
Let you watch the play, let you disturb my good things. Come on, sir, I'll kill you!
Complete the mission: Use Mouth Escape on Tsunade. Quest Update, Current Quest: Learn the Healing Technique in 7 Days. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully performing the Disguise, Achievement Points +1000, Disguise XP +5000, and Yin Escape XP +5000. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully exploiting the weakness of others for the first time, and winning the title, hiding the knife in his smile. Special Effect: +10% success rate for using Escape. ”