Chapter 215: The Adventure Ends
"There is a fate to gather in Jinqiu County, and a thousand miles of marriage will help you! Hello extraordinary viewers, I am your love hound Huang Mo. ”
As soon as the bell rang at zero o'clock, Huang Mo appeared in the live broadcast screen of the transcendent exclusive signal.
"I wonder what you think of this episode? Is it long and boring or is it exciting? Ha, no matter what you think, this dog won't care. ”
So let's welcome the guest reviewers for this issue...... Not old Chaha, who is now busy preparing to create man. The commentator revealed his true face in this episode of the show, he is both a murderer and a tall psychiatrist, my colleague, dreaming of killing Li Shao! ”
Li Shao sat down beside Huang Mo with a gloomy face.
Huang Mo continued to smile at the camera: "If you don't have the cultivation or ability to peep into the dream realm, you will definitely be confused by my words. It's okay, I still don't care. Lao Li, let's say hello to everyone. ”
Li Shao was silent for a moment, then said, "Hello everyone, I'm Li Shao, and I'm a superpower. Because my ability is to control dreams, and I like to kill people I think are guilty in my dreams, I was named Dream Kill by that person. ”
Huang Mole clapped his hands in welcome: "Lao Li, can you tell me how you killed someone?" What level of adeptism are you? ”
Li Shao thought for a while and replied: "There are many ways to kill people with dreams. For example, today's male guests who were hypnotized by the gas, they were locked up in the depths of their own dreams by me, and they would never wake up again in this life if there was no accident, and it was no different from death. ”
"Another example is that I give people intense psychological stimulation in my dreams, anger, sadness, joy, and fear, which can also make people overwhelmed and die, because it is difficult for the human body in sleep to take self-protection in time."
"In the past, I was weak because of the opposition of my dual personalities, so I was more inclined to give psychological cues to people in my dreams, causing them to become suicidal or ignore the dangers of daily life. Although the lethality rate of this method is less than 100%, it is still quite high and completely hidden. ”
"As for my rank...... Before, because of personality problems, he was no different from ordinary people when he was awake, and he was only the lowest level after falling asleep. Later, when the two personalities agreed on the same opinion, my ability was raised to the top. Although it only works in dreams, I think I'm probably the strongest in the world in dreams, if not that person. ”
"Oops, that's amazing! Is the strongest dream superpower? Then why did you stop after that? Is it really Deng Xue's reason? Huang Mo smiled evilly.
"Well, yes." Li Shao admitted, "Although she was instructed by that person like me, ...... She's special, even more special than me. Well...... It feels like she's the protagonist of a story, with the ability to pull off miracles. ”
"She found my Dr. Lee personality and managed to convince him to commit suicide. Without Dr. Li's personality to maintain balance, the personality of my dream killer would have been difficult to exist, and they would have died out together. In other words, my two personalities become one and become who I am, who I really are. ”
Huang Mo looked him up and down: "I think the question that the audience is most concerned about now is whether your ability has reached or exceeded the top level. ”
"Nope." Li Shao shook his head, "My ability appeared due to split personality, so I am now an ordinary person." ”
Huang Mo laughed: "Then how do you feel now?" Still want to kill? Or is it a deep sense of self-reproach? ”
"It's all there." Li Shao lowered his head, "I know my previous sins, but I don't regret them, and I don't plan to do them again in the future." I will take my punishment and try to help the world in different ways. ”
"Huh? Punish? ”
"Yes, I ...... Because of this incident, I have lost the ability to dream. I don't think it's going to be a month before I have mental problems. If it were someone else, maybe in less than half a year, my consciousness would collapse and I would go completely crazy. Because dreams are an important part of people's mental activities, they are a way for the mind to rest. Not being able to dream is the same as not being able to sleep. ”
Huang Mo patted him lightly on the shoulder and said, "Not being able to sleep is a more cruel torture than death, Jie Waiha, you can eat whatever you want these days." ”
Li Shao doesn't seem to be afraid or sad about the future: "Thank you, Lao Huang. This is the retribution I deserve, after all, I have killed so many people for my own selfishness, and it would be too cheap for me to die easily. ”
"Alright, that's the end of the sad topic, let's talk about some joy." Huang Mo raised a finger: "The show ended in the melee of the adventurers, the demon king Charlie and the fourth Alice fornicated, so who is the final winner?" Hee-hee, I can tell you, it's Police Chief Tom! Hee-hee, maybe it should be called Vice Mayor Tom by now! ”
The brawl provoked by the black-bellied girl Lin Fei was very intense, and everyone showed their true skills, but the result was no surprise, the black-bellied girl took advantage of the chaos to defeat the others. But just when she was about to go to the secret room to overthrow Lao Cha, Tom, who had been secretly following the adventurers after using the resurrection badge, suddenly killed. ”
He defeated her with methods that even Lin Fei felt dirty, well, in fact, he pretended to play a game, and then suddenly pushed people while he was unprepared. Lin Fei forgot that he had betrayed and lost his qualification as an adventurer, so he didn't guard against Tom's push. The result...... Hey, the old dog has lost his claws. ”
After that, Tom walked into the secret room and saw Charlie facing the wall and talking to Alice. The waster of Joy City seized the opportunity and pushed the bald fat man from behind. Lao Cha didn't dare to turn around because he was afraid of Alice's sight, so he also got on the road. ”
At this point, this love adventure is all over, and the winner is Tom, who has turned from a monster to an adventurer. Of course, he got a promise from Lao Cha that he could make an unrealistic wish. Of course, his wish is to open a harem, a harem composed of more than half of the women in Yuyi City, including the female guests of this episode. ”
"Although Lao Cha is the strongest Blood Emperor in history and the famous Blood Yong Lord, he can't forcibly interfere with other people's thoughts. So, in this way, Tom was promoted from the chief of police to the deputy mayor, and his power in Discovery City was second only to the mayor. ”
"Hehe, if Tom is a piece of shit, he's satisfied. Even if the power becomes bigger, waste is still waste, a single dog is still an orphan, and wants to open a harem? Hehe, let's wait until I find someone. ”
Li Shao suddenly interjected and asked, "Lao Huang, why are you considered to be destined for the life of an orphan?" ”
"This ......" Huang Mo sighed helplessly: "Alas, because I am more infatuated, I have loved three women in my life." One of them has died, one is married, and one is ...... Belch...... How to say, I will fall in love with another me in the future. I can't force a woman with myself, can I? So he was born alone, alas. ”
"Oh." Li Shao nodded, and then whispered softly, "The ghost only believes your words." ”