Chapter 6: Idiots See Idiots Again
ps: Anyway, it's not TJ again, it's because I've been out for a month doing projects, and I don't bring a computer or a network, so it's not ...... The following text: "Hey, are you an idiot? This is amazing, it's disgusting!" Sauron shouted, glad at the same time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info just when the boogers flew in, he subconsciously prepared to draw a knife to cut the boogers, but was pulled away by Luffy. At this time, if you think about it, not to mention the explosion, even if you cut the nose with a knife, it will disgust him to death.
"Hey, why don't you pull me up!" Compared to Zoro's happiness, Sanji was a little embarrassed. I didn't expect the boogers to explode, but although I reacted flexibly and avoided the explosion, I still made a disgraced face, and I couldn't help but cry out unpleasantly, "My image!
"Huh?" Not far away, a red light flashed in Nami's eyes.
"Oh, hehehe~ Fighting~ People hate fighting and killing the most!" suddenly floated over, and one with Mr. 5 was in the air and the other was on the ground, forming the form of a bag.
"Zoro, Sanji, get ready to fight......" Luffy said as he lowered his straw hat.
"Oh. Sauron put his hand on the knife and waited.
Sanji took out his root eye and lit it, took a deep breath, spit out a smoke ring, and walked in the direction he was heading in. The head was slightly lowered, the curtains were slightly drooping, and the bangs hit to the side, blocking the left eye. At the same time, he had an extremely serious expression.
"Hey...... Feed...... You, what are you going to do?" The so-called abnormality is a demon, and when he saw Sanji's appearance and movements, he couldn't help but panic.
"Hehe......" Sanji walked under him, smiled lowly, raised his head, his eyes flashed red, and a huge peach heart jumped out, and at the same time, his nostrils became larger, and he kept spewing out white gas, "Whoop, whoa......"
"Ahh......h
"Ah~ I hate ......" looked extremely shy, waiting with anticipation for Sanji to continue to speak, only to find that Sanji actually took out a bald rose that had been tortured for a long time, and immediately turned pale, shouting, "You bastard! Are you kidding me? 10,000 kilograms!
After eating kilograms of fruit, he suddenly changed from 1 kilogram to 10,000 kilograms, and his legs were split and he smashed towards Sanji. As she fell, her skirt flipped up, and two white thighs were sandwiched between Sanji's face, enduring the strange feeling between her legs, she clamped hard, and then turned her body and slammed Sanji to the ground, and then sat on Sanji's back. The ground was smashed into a one-meter pit by her attack.
"That's what it is...... How does it feel to be happy......" Sanji muttered and fainted.
"This ...... Idiot ......" Nami was speechless and complained.
"Idiot? This kind of attack is simply naughty......" Zoro shook his head helplessly.
"Hey, Zoro, is that stupid?" Luffy asked Zoro with an idiotic look pointing to Zoro who was sitting on Sanji's back. I don't know what kind of expression I will have when I know that I was called stupid by Luffy. After all, to be called stupid by Luffy, she probably won't be able to look up.
"Oh hehehe~ Solve one!" After a queen's three-stage laugh, he made a victory gesture after a queen's three laughs, "Then I'll solve you~"
When he spoke, he put on a look of contempt, and his eyes were even more like Crockdahl.
"Hmph, don't compare me to that idiot, you idiot!" said Zoro with an unhappy look, "What do you mean by that look! Also, what are you standing for, what are you standing without you?
"What do you mean......" Not only that, but even Nami looked at Zoro with a gloomy expression.
"Uh...... Sanji usually says ...... when he has nothing to do, "Zolon, who was locked by two eyes and could accept the baptism of destruction of death at any time, even if his spirit was tough, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat and hurriedly threw the burden on Sanji.
"Really?" the two eyes were once again focused on Sanji's body.
"Huh?" Sanji, who didn't know what to call at a loss, rolled his eyes blankly, saw the gaze of the two beauties, and smiled back very politely.
"Bang!" Immediately slammed an iron fist into Sanji's head, and then was trampled on by the foot that had increased the weight infinitely. I wonder if Sanji will be glad that he didn't wear high heels after he comes to his senses.
"Whew...... Phew......" still turned his gaze to Zoro's body, his teeth crunched, and said, "Don't you want to escape...... I've got papaya milk!"
As he spoke, he floated into the air, his parasol spreading and spinning, pushing her above Zoro's head.
"Wow! I want to fly too!" Luffy smiled stupidly, looking at the figure with envy.
"Stupid! get out of the way!" Zoro shouted, shoving Luffy in a daze, and then jumped to the left, just in time to dodge the smash. A shallow crater appeared in the ground.
"Oh roar roar ~ 10,000 kilograms, overwhelming!" Half squatting in that shallow pit, he said with a smile, "Next time I won't let you escape so easily~"
"Idiot! If you smash it down so straight, the ghost will be smashed!" Zoro cried, but didn't draw his sword. Although he doesn't have the strong chivalry of Sanji, it's hard to get a handle on women.
"Boom!" an explosion drew Zoro's attention. It turned out to be a bomb thrown by Mr.5, and although Luffy dodged it, it made Luffy disgraced.
"Hey, hey, hey, are you a monkey, jumping around, and jumping so high?" mr.5 threw the pebble in his hand unhappily, the Devil Fruit's ability made him turn into a bomb no matter what he thrown.
"Wow! It's good to dodge, it turns out that the stone will explode!" Luffy ignored him, squatted on the ground by himself, played with the stone, threw it around, and kept muttering, "Why didn't it explode?"
"Are you an idiot......" Mr.5 immediately sweated......
"Hey, where is your attention!" the voice sounded above Sauron's head, followed by a gust of wind and a burst of aroma.
"Damn......" Sauron crouched slightly, then slammed the ground, jumped backwards, and dodged.
"You're an idiot woman! I'm not welcome to continue!" Zoro rested his hand on the hilt of his sword, a hint of anger in his eyes.
On the other side, Ikalem saw that two high-ranking agents of Baroque Walker were entangled with pirates who seemed to him to be sky-high prices, and hurriedly pulled up Weiwei and shouted: "Good opportunity, Princess Weiwei, you run quickly, the country still needs you!"
"Yes...... But ......" bit his lower lip slightly, hesitating.
“mr.8………… You guys...... Could it really be ......" stood in front of them, with a hesitant expression on his face, looking at them with hope.
"I'm sorry...... "I looked slightly pained, and snorted, "Although I lied to you, but ......"
"Hehe, Princess Weiwei, since you have dragged us into trouble, then, how should this account be calculated?" Nami and Usopp, who had just come to his senses, walked up to Princess Weiwei and them, looked at them coldly, and said.
"Ah......h But ......"
"Hehe...... Nami said with a smile, "since you've pulled us in...... So, is it useful to apologize?", he said and gently pulled Usopp, who was trembling slightly.
"Right...... Right...... I'm sorry!ah, no, I'm sorry, is it useful?" Usopp was pulled and hurriedly cried. However, after screaming, Nami's terrifying gaze was watched, and she hurriedly changed her words.
After the initial shock, she slightly recovered her state as a princess, and said without humility or arrogance: "Then what do you want?"
"Hehe......" Nami said with a hypocritical smile, "Since we've been dragged into this troublesome matter, then at least tell us what happened, and ......"
"I heard you're the princess, so you should be able to afford it, right?" if the price is right......" Nami's eyes swirled between Wei Wei and Ikalem, and there was a deep meaning in her words.
It seems to be very hesitant, but after all, Weiwei is a princess, and her experience is not ordinary, after a period of hesitation, she found that this was also a good opportunity, so she no longer hesitated, and began to describe everything she had experienced. Moreover, she also told some of her own speculations, such as the case of Baroque Walker.
Nami couldn't help but feel sorry in her heart after listening to Weiwei's narration. It's hard to imagine that a girl as young as her actually did the act of infiltrating the other party and acting as a spy. Thinking of her own experience, Nami was even more touched. But no matter how touched and sympathetic she is, Nami is still Nami.
"Well, I have a general idea of what is going on. Nami smiled formulaically and put on a negotiating stance, saying, "We can help you and escort you back at the cost of half of your kingdom's treasure." How?"
"Impossible!" exclaimed slightly, that's half the wealth! Alabastan is not a rich country in the first place, but now that it has experienced turmoil, it needs money even more, and even if it dies here, it will not agree to this request.
"Princess Weiwei!" cried Ikalem, "even half the treasure is not worth your life!
"But...... Ikalem ......" exclaimed slightly, trying to say something. But as soon as he said a word, he was knocked unconscious by a stick from the violent King Kong woman.
"Uh......h I didn't expect you to be so brave! ...... so strong" Two lines of kelp-like tears flowed from his fierce face, and he cried and said, "As your friend, that's all I can do......"