Yang Jian and Nezha were flustered like headless flies. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The Jade Emperor, who was at ease, appeared with a fish basket on his back, filled with heavy sea fish, humming a song.

Yang Jian and Nezha's high hearts finally let go, Nezha's ugly Pan Yu'er re-turned into a meteor, and Yang Jian strode to the Jade Emperor, and couldn't help but reproach him, "Where have you been? ”

"Huh?" The Jade Emperor didn't take the blame to heart, he was first pleasantly surprised to find that the sun was setting over a graceful, pretty, charming, refreshing and lovely woman, he could think of who she was, he looked straight at her, "Erlang, this is the Pan Yu'er that you and Nezha found for me?"

Although he has been ugly by Nezha, he can only achieve a few resemblances, how can he have the charm of a real person, the Jade Emperor still has a good impression of Pan Yuer in front of him at first sight, if it is the real her, he will be crazy and forgetful of her before.

Yang Jian couldn't help but panic in his heart, and there was an embarrassed look on his face, and his speech was not as smooth as before, "Yes, we brought it over to show you at your request." Fortunately, it was getting late, and the Jade Emperor's attention was not on him.

The Jade Emperor turned sideways and asked Pan Yu'er to look at the fish in his basket, "Miss Yu'er, you see that I caught a lot of fish today." Are you hungry? We will go to Tianxiang Pavilion immediately, I will make you fish to eat, the fish I made is delicious, today we must make the best fish for you and Erlang, you can also rest. ”

Nezha had already eaten the fish grilled by the Jade Emperor, but Yang Jian hadn't yet.

Well looked after. The amnesiac Jade Emperor also said that he would let Yang Jian and Nezha stay and cook for the two of them. But his eyes are blazing and extraordinarily bright, and his attitude and tone of speech are full of affection, indescribably gentle, could it be the ugly Pan Yuer, he can also look at it?

Yang Jian and Nezha, who scandalized Pan Yuer, glanced at each other. They also have a backup plan, and they don't expect to make the Jade Emperor completely dead just because they met, and they are willing to write a letter of guarantee to sever relations with her.

Yang Jian thought to himself: If he can eat the fish made by the Jade Emperor, he will still be stained with Pan Yuer's light.

"Okay. Pan Yuer readily agreed.

It's not particularly dark yet. The Jade Emperor lit all the lights so that the inside and outside of the Tim Xiang Pavilion were most visible.

The Jade Emperor asked Pan Yu'er how she felt about this place, "Tianxiang Pavilion is simple, it makes you laugh, I don't think it's too shabby, Miss Yu'er, do you say?"

"It's okay, the wood is very good, the workmanship is fine, the emerald island is full of sea, and the general fairyland is just like that. Nezha, who incarnated as Pan Yu'er, casually flattered the Jade Emperor.

"Ahem. Yang Jian coughed, how could he arouse the disgust of the Jade Emperor by saying this, and voluntarily gave up Pan Yu'er and wrote a letter of guarantee for Xiao Baojuan.

Nezha's ugly Pan Yu'er hurriedly changed her words, "However, compared to my brother Wuji Mountain's Wuji Palace, it is far behind, and it is not as good as the back garden of the Jade Emperor's Yuqing Palace in the sky." ”

"Brother Volume", called out Nezha to feel this sour. However, one sentence still makes a clear contrast, showing the vanity yearning for luxury vividly.

"That's right. The Jade Emperor's face was a little wrong, and he swept away his original elation and embarrassment, although he didn't say anything else, his performance did not escape the eyes of Yang Jian and Nezha.

The Jade Emperor made a fire to grill fish, Yang Jian was busy with it, and Nezha's ugly Pan Yu'er just sat on a nearby stool and watched, and said some coquettish and cool words, just to deliberately hurt the Jade Emperor's heart and inspire him to get bored with her, "Oh, this smoky fire, you have to make it yourself, like a cook." ”

"It's dark, your lights are not bright enough, I think the sky and my brother's Wuji Palace can be as bright as day in the night, cooking, no matter what work you do, you almost don't have to do it yourself, let alone just grill and grill fish to eat, so hard, eating is no more monotonous, how boring." Pan Yuer looked down on and counted the shabby state as much as possible.

The Jade Emperor looked embarrassed, and just muttered, "The grilled fish will be roasted soon, and there won't be so much smoke after roasting, the taste is good, you can wait patiently." ”

"Alas. Pan Yu'er deliberately let out a long sigh, showing a pitiful appearance, and still complained, "I'm very hungry, and I don't know when I will be able to bake it and let me eat it in my mouth." ”

Yang Jian secretly gave Nezha a thumbs up and praised him for saying very well.

Nezha couldn't help but be proud, finding fault more, revealing her squeamishness and vanity, hoping that the Jade Emperor would dislike Pan Yuer even more, she deliberately twisted her waist slowly, "Sitting on this kind of hard bench, I really can't stand it, the more I sit, the more tired I get, my butt hurts, my waist is wooden and sore, my legs are uncomfortable, I can't sit still." ”

"You come and rub it for me. Nezha's ugly Pan Yu'er hooked his finger to the Jade Emperor to summon him.

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, but still handed over all the work of grilling the fish to Yang Jian, "It's up to you to bake it, be careful not to put too much seasoning, and you can't put too little, otherwise it won't taste good." Miss Yu'er is weak, I help her pinch and hold. ”

The Jade Emperor obediently listened to Pan Yu'er's words, stood up, walked up to her in a few steps, squatted down, put his hands on her shoulders, and planned to knead her from both shoulders, loosen her muscles and bones, and slow her tiredness.

Pan Yu'er knocked off the Jade Emperor's hand, "Your hands clean up the mess of the fish that has been grilled for a long time, it must not be clean, you have to wash your hands first." ”

The Jade Emperor looked at his hands, palms, and backs of his hands, replaced them with palms, and then raised his two hands in front of his eyes to observe carefully, "It's not dirty." "He usually does farm work and has much dirtier hands than grilling fish.

"I'm going to wash. Despite his reluctance, the Jade Emperor slowly walked in to wash his hands.

Yang Jian deliberately stopped the Jade Emperor, "Uncle, how about you come and see how the fish I grilled is grilled like this?"

"If you think it's okay, put it aside and continue to grill the other fish. I'll go back and see it later, and I'll come out right away and wash my hands. "The Jade Emperor is also embarrassed, he is really too busy to take care of one or the other.

"Miss Pan is hungry. Yang Jian brought the grilled fish under his own nose.

"Ugh. The Jade Emperor hurriedly spoke out to stop it, he also thought that Yang Jian was going to eat it himself, he clearly knew and said that Pan Yu'er was hungry, and weak women were preferred, how could he eat first. He stopped the sound of stopping again, people are busy roasting fish for a long time, shouldn't they be the first to taste a few bites?

Pan Yu'er spoke, commanding the Jade Emperor, "Then you first see if the fish is grilled or not." I'm eating fish, and you're pinching it for me, it's better. (To be continued.) )