Chapter 195: The Farce of the Bathroom
Because of the limited time, Jiang Haoran did not waste much time on speaking, but the results achieved were excellent.
Qian Yanzhi didn't go up to speak, Jiang Haoran said everything that should be said and shouldn't be said, he really had nothing to say when he went up.
The beautiful hostess went up from both sides of the rostrum, the red cheongsam, outlining a charming arc, coupled with the tender white skin, a shallow smile, full of seduction.
Fortunately, the people who went up to cut the ribbon today are all big shots, and they usually see a lot of beauties and use them a lot, but it's easy to hold it!
"Now I invite Governor Jiang, Director Qian, Mayor Xia, Director Gong, Mr. Feng, and Chairman Xiao to cut the ribbon. Liu Liang held the microphone and said loudly.
Jiang Haoran and the six of them came to the stage one after another, and Lao Wei sat next to Zhao Qin, and clicked his mouth: "Alas, I really didn't expect that even the governor of Bauhinia Academy was alarmed." ”
"Huh. Zhao Qin smiled beside her, she also had a feeling of being in a dream. The young man on the podium was smiling so brightly, was he really his most proud student?
The hostess held the tray and stood behind the six people in turn, with scissors and gloves on it.
The red ribbon was pulled up, Jiang Haoran stood in the middle position, and the others were on both sides, holding scissors, cutting the red silk together, and the colored balls fell in the tray.
Jiang Haoran, as the main scissor, raised the scissors and waved downward, and the whole process did not take more than three minutes.
The six people stepped down from the rostrum in turn and returned to the VIP seats. Xiao Feng looked left and right, and said softly to Feng Laoer: "I'll go to the bathroom, you are holding it here." ”
"Okay, there you go. Xiao Feng got up and left, Feng Lao Er sat in Xiao Feng's seat and chatted casually with Jiang Haoran.
On the other side, Lin Lin, Murong Xue and other girls were also chatting in a low voice.
Originally, Murong Xue, as the image ambassador of the school, was also going to go up to cut the ribbon, but the characters who came today are obviously a bit big, and her identity is not suitable to be a ribbon-cutting person.
"Hey, why did Brother Feng go?" Zhang Xue said suspiciously when she saw Xiao Feng walking out alone.
Lin Lin glanced at it and shook her head: "I don't know, I guess I'll go to the bathroom." ”
Liu Ying stared at Xiao Feng's back, her eyes rolled, and the corners of her mouth outlined a conspiracy smile, smiling so badly.
Xiao Feng came to the bathroom, took out a cigarette and lit it first, and took a hard puff, just now on the playground, it was obviously not suitable for smoking, so he could only endure it.
This craving is sometimes like a high tide, and once it comes, it's really hard to hold back!
"Damn, I'm tired of Lao Tzu!" Xiao Feng took a cigarette in his mouth, unbuttoned the top of his shirt, and exhaled a puff of smoke and stuffiness, only to feel a lot more comfortable.
Xiao Feng finished smoking a cigarette, walked to the mirror, and looked at himself in the mirror, his hair was a little messy.
Turning on the faucet, Xiao Feng washed his hands and tidied up his hair, then came to the urinal, opened the zipper, and took out his little friend who had been aggrieved all morning.
"Shhhh
A sound of footsteps sounded from outside, Xiao Feng didn't care, still blowing the tune of 'eighteen touches', sprinkling his own urine.
Xiao Feng was urinating, and suddenly became alert, because the footsteps stopped behind him, and a pair of eyes were staring at him!
Xiao Feng frowned slightly, who the fuck is this, the big man is peeing and staring, what a fucking pervert!
"Dude, have you seen enough? You're not nothing, you like to watch balls, take off your pants and stare at yourself. Because he didn't feel the murderous aura, Xiao Feng relaxed his tense nerves and said lightly.
There was silence behind the "......", but the gaze remained.
Xiao Feng is a little uncomfortable, he won't meet the legendary psychopath, right? No, this is a school, how can this kind of psychopathic existence be tolerated!
"Hey, I said, you keep an eye on Lao Tzu again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you?" Xiao Feng frowned and turned his head to look behind him.
In the next second, the expression on Xiao Feng's face became exciting, and a howl came out of his mouth: "My grass, Liu Ying, what the hell are you running to the men's toilet!" After roaring, he subconsciously turned around.
"Don't turn around, pervert!" Liu Ying was also startled when she saw Xiao Feng about to turn around, and screamed.
"Turn your uncle!" Xiao Feng also remembered that it was a little inappropriate to turn around, and he was stunned to hold back the last bit of urine, and even forgot to shake it a few times, so he quickly stuffed his little friend into his pants.
"Sex stick, you don't play hooligan, I'm on the video!" Liu Ying said loudly, her tone a little hurried.
"......" Xiao Feng is about to cry, pee on himself, who to provoke!" "How the fuck am I playing hooligan!"
"You, you're not a hooligan, then why are you pulling out that ugly thing of yours and facing me......"
Xiao Feng was furious, this girl really owes a lesson, and it is getting more and more excessive!"Damn, this is the men's toilet, Lao Tzu wants to pee, if you don't take it out, how can you pee!"
"Then I don't care, I'll just watch you play hooligan, in broad daylight, you actually take off your pants, I took it all. Liu Ying's voice was a little evil.
When Xiao Feng heard Liu Ying's words, he was really angry and angry, grabbed the zipper with his right hand, and pulled it suddenly: "I !! grass"
A miserable scream came from Xiao Feng's throat, and the pain made his eyes wet instantly.
"What are you going to do, I warn you, I'm not a random girl!"
"I'll take care of your uncle!" Xiao Feng is really going to cry, the next time he goes to the toilet, he must close the door, damn it, the zipper is holding the D wire~ It's not one, it's a handful......
"What's wrong with you?" Liu Ying also heard that Xiao Feng's tone was a little wrong, and asked worriedly.
"I ...... Damn, can you go out first!" Xiao Feng turned his head, and saw that Liu Ying was still holding up his mobile phone, so he quickly turned his face again: "If you dare to shoot again, Lao Tzu will throw your mobile phone in the toilet for you later, do you believe it?"
"Cut!" Liu Ying slowly put away her mobile phone and looked at Xiao Feng, who was shrugging her head: "Sex stick, what are you messing with?"
Xiao Feng was completely defeated, and he really lost his temper: "Eldest sister, can you go out first?"
"No, I came to you to ask you something. ”
"Rub, then you ask about things, can't you wait for me to finish peeing? You ask about things, why do you still use your mobile phone to shoot Lao Tzu peeing?!" Xiao Feng became angry again.
"I'm not afraid that you'll be rude to me, I have to leave evidence. ”
"......" Xiao Feng gritted his teeth: "Lao Tzu really wants to press you to the ground XX!"
"You dare!"
"I don't dare, eldest sister, you go out first, I'll solve some personal problems first. ”
"Huh, you want a?"
"I ......" Xiao Feng opened his mouth, and his heart was vicious: "I'll beat your mother!"
"You're such a scoundrel, you actually hit a handjob in front of me!"
Xiao Feng stopped talking, he lowered his head, tried to solve the D silk that was caught by the zipper, and greeted the women of Liu Ying's ancestors for eight generations with small friends in his heart.
"Don't fight yet, answer my question!" Liu Ying said, and went to pull Xiao Feng's arm.
"Don't touch me, it hurts!" Xiao Feng was pulled by Liu Ying's arm like this, and there was a tearing pain underneath.
"Huh, what's wrong with you? I'll see. Liu Ying saw that the painful expression on Xiao Feng's face didn't look fake, panic flashed on his face, he wouldn't let himself be frightened, right?
To put it bluntly, Liu Ying is a child who is too heavy by nature, and she doesn't like to think about things through the brain. Before coming in, she counted the time and waited outside for a while before coming in.
Because she felt that even if Xiao Feng held back for three days, she should finish urinating in more than three minutes~ What she didn't expect was that Xiao Feng smoked a cigarette first, and then shushhh
"I'm ......" Xiao Feng's afterglow swept over the two lumps of pink meat on Liu Ying's chest, and the originally weak little friend, as if he had been stimulated by something, was desperately about to stand up.
"Liu Ying, I'm very serious to tell you, if you don't go out, I guarantee that something will happen!" Xiao Feng said seriously in a deep voice.
"Okay, okay, I'll go out and wait for you, come out as soon as you're done, it's disgusting. Liu Ying frowned and jumped out of the men's toilet.
Xiao Feng saw that Liu Ying had indeed left, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Damn, she can be regarded as Lao Tzu's nemesis!" said that, lowered his head, and unzipped it little by little.
It took two minutes for Xiao Feng to breathe a sigh of relief, and he was finally done! As soon as he took a breath, he suddenly thought of the mobile phone in Liu Ying's hand, that thing can't be circulated, or it won't be able to mix it up in the future!
Xiao Feng was not calm, tidied up his pants, and rushed out of the men's toilet quickly, only to see Liu Ying leaning outside, staring at his mobile phone.
"What are you looking at!" Xiao Feng rushed over quickly, reaching out to snatch Liu Ying's mobile phone.
"Stop, I've uploaded it to my mailbox, even if you snatch my phone, it's useless. Liu Ying smiled like a cunning little fox, her eyes swept over the zipper of Xiao Feng's pants, and a touch of blush suddenly flashed on her fair face: "You, you really hit the just now?"
"What nonsense!" Xiao Feng was furious, he put up with her again and again, she was really getting more and more excessive.
"So, why are your pants wet? Don't tell me, you're so old that you still pee your pants. Liu Ying pursed her lips and withdrew her gaze from Xiao Feng's pants.
Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment, and looked down, isn't it, a circle around the zipper, it's really wet~ His old face was hot, and he was a little annoyed: "Fart, that's the water I just washed my hands on!"
"What about deceiving a three-year-old child? The little pot friends in the kindergarten know that they wash their hands after booing! I have never heard of it, and they have to wash their hands before booing. Liu Ying obviously didn't believe Xiao Feng's words.
"I'm really ...... Damn, I'll explain to you why this is going on!Hurry up and delete the video, or don't blame me for destroying flowers with my hot hands!" Xiao Feng said viciously.
"I'm so piapia!" Liu Ying raised a middle finger: "Let me ask you, why didn't Wuhuan come?"
"You're just going to ask me this?" Xiao Feng was speechless, and then said angrily: "It's such a broken question, can't you wait for me to come out and ask again?"
Liu Ying looked at Xiao Feng, who was angry, and suddenly her eyes turned red, and her mouth pouted: "If you see me, you will run, I won't go in to block you, I'm afraid that you will run away again." ”
The pitiful look, the resentful eyes, are like a little daughter-in-law who has been abandoned by a man~