[123] Gods, re-election system host
Looking at Li Xiaowu in the distance, the Jade Emperor and the immortals were dumbfounded. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The Jade Emperor turned to look at the gods and said angrily, "Bastard, who proposed to confiscate all the host's property just now?"
Look at it, look at it, now it's okay, since he doesn't want the system, he doesn't even want the system directly. ”
Tai Bai Xing handed over the system connector in his hand to the Jade Emperor, and then arched his hand, "Jade Emperor, this is the last system, in the future, you can choose your own host, and then operate it yourself."
The old god is going to travel in the South China Sea, looking for a few old friends back then, drinking tea and playing. ”
The Jade Emperor looked at the system connector in his hand, then looked at the distant Tai Bai Xing, and then said with a puzzled face;
"What's going on here, isn't it just a host, wouldn't it be nice to choose another one, you can use it to show the widow's face like this, it's really. ”
After Tai Bai Xing left, the Jade Emperor and the immortals withdrew the system and began to select a candidate in Huaxia, and the conditions for their selection were very simple, the first point was the poor, and the second point was the person who was frustrated in life and had a grateful heart.
The Jade Emperor stretched out his hand to conjure up a mirror, and the world inside the mirror was Huaxia at this moment, and after checking the Jade Emperor for a long time, they finally found a person they thought was suitable.
Wen Guanhuang, thirty-two years old, 162 years tall, weighing 121 pounds, cheerful personality, although he loves to be greedy and cheap, but he knows how to repay his kindness.
During the period of observation of the Jade Emperor, someone once borrowed 500 yuan from him, but on the same day, he got drunk and repaid the 5,000 yuan from the person, borrowing 500 to repay 5,000.
The day before yesterday, Wen Guanhuang was drunk and mistakenly returned 5,000 for 500, and at this time he was pinning a kitchen knife to his waist, ready to ask the man to return the 4,005, and planned to cut him twice when the man did not return it.
Walking around Wen Guanhuang, all of them suddenly ran away inexplicably, touching their bare heads, Wen Guanhuang said with doubts on his face;
"Made, what's wrong with this group of people, although I'm a little uglier and a little unlucky, but you don't need to, just run away from me on the street like this?"
"Run, ugly monster, run, the meteor has fallen, and it's too late if you don't run. A good Samaritan shouted at him as he ran away.
Hearing someone call himself an ugly monster, Wen Guanhuang immediately took out a kitchen knife and shouted, "you, who said I was ugly just now, I ............ Oh my God, what a big fireball... Ah. ”
Boom Boom ........Boom After a burst of dust, a three-meter-deep pit was left in place, and Wen Guanhuang was covered in darkness, lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, cramping his limbs, and becoming an African refugee.
Ten minutes later, a crowd was gathered next to the big pit, and an aunt took out a bottle of mineral water and poured it towards Wen Guanhuang's head.
Wen Guanhuang shuddered, and then scolded angrily, "Ma Dan, cheap God, where did I offend you, in broad daylight, you have to get a meteor to smash me, you don't smash so many people, why are you smashing me?"
I'm in a bad mood enough, since you're still here to smash me, smash...... I smashed Nima next door. ”
Doodoo ......... If the character is not good, the host qualification will be revoked.
Whoosh ...... A flash of light flew out of Wen Guanhuang's body and rushed back to the sky, because this matter was known, the unlucky Wen Guanhuang was pulled away, forcibly did countless experiments, and finally went from a ruffian to being made a fool.
The gods of the heavenly realm, you look at me, I look at you, and then Qi Qi was dumbfounded, and as a last resort, they could only look for the next target from scratch.
This time, their goal was more direct, and they directly chose a bad person.
Rotten good Wen Huaqiang, thirty-six years old, 1.79 meters tall, weighing 165, has a dull personality, does not like to compete with others, likes to return the things he picks up, and even the money he drops on the ground, he will pick it up and hand it over to the police.
Just now, Wen Huaqiang picked up the money that fell out of his pocket and handed it over, and the police who passed by him didn't get praise, but he was slapped and scolded inexplicably.
At this time, Wen Huaqiang was holding his money, and said with a puzzled face, "Strange, really strange, it's so strange, why is this, how can this be, why is it like this, God.......... Ah. ”
A meteor falling from the sky instantly smashed Chinese Huaqiang, smashing a five-meter range around him into a large pit, three meters deep and five meters wide.
Ten minutes later, Wen Huaqiang stood up, looked at the sky, and then looked at the big pit he was in, and then said with a smile;
", it's so fun, it's so exciting, who got it, is there any, let's have a few more fun." ”
The gods of the celestial realm covered their faces and withdrew the system, and then they began to observe the student party, preparing to let a student try to become a doctor.
This time, they carefully selected a student from a poor family, but who loves to learn, and this student's dream is very simple, that is, to become a rich person in the future.
Student Jiao Zhi, eighteen years old, 1.76 meters tall, weight 128, quiet personality, like to read, write, read, plus like to play games, play poker, run, play ball, in addition to he is also a five-bar red scarf captain.
After Jiao Zhi finished playing ball with his friends, he rode his bicycle to carry his girlfriend, and rode to his girlfriend's house with laughter along the way, and after sending his girlfriend home, Jiao Zhi got a reward kiss.
Touching the wetness on his face, Jiao Burn waved his hand to his girlfriend and said, "Lin Lin, I love you, I love you for 10,000 years, the earth's rotation is one day, that means I miss you for one more day."
True, good and beautiful love, there is no limit, there is no defect, the earth revolves once is a year, that is a year of love for you, the eternal horizon, and my heart will never change.
I love you for 10,000 years, I love you to stand the test, fly beyond the limitations of time, close the plane of the region, and closely connect .................. ”
After singing a few words of Andy Lau's, I love you for 10,000 years, Jiao Zhi rode his bicycle and rode in the direction of his home with a smile on his face.
Suddenly, Jiao Jiao's girlfriend shouted loudly to Jiao Jiao on the balcony of her house, "Jiao Jiao, get out of the way, run quickly................. Don't, scorching and running, ...... ”
Jiao Zhuo suddenly felt a heat around him, and then he looked up and saw the most unbelievable thing in his life, a meteor smashed towards him.
I can't imagine that my anxious life ended in such a tragic end, life is really ridiculous, people with dreams always die before his dreams, just die, die.
Jiao Zhi closed his eyes, opened his hands, and greeted the arrival of meteors and death with a smile on his face and a calm face. (To be continued.) )