How did it come to this?

Charlie always thinks that he is just an ordinary vampire, although his background is not ordinary, his growth is not ordinary, his work and colleagues are not ordinary, and his experience is not ordinary, but his mentality is always ordinary. Ordinary inferiority, ordinary arrogance, ordinary confusion, ordinary enlightenment......

Today, he thought it was just an ordinary visit from an old friend, and an ordinary one wanted to help him introduce his wife, so he participated in such an ordinary blind date show, but the result was ......

Why did that difficult little girl suddenly go berserk? Actually provoked a fight among everyone present?

How could the scavenger she bought be persuaded by her? It's right to guard her own demon king, but why does she have such a tone like a female beast guarding her cubs?

And those defeated female guests, why did they suddenly come out with a group battle props? Anyway, aren't the adventurers all in a group? Is it really good to leave the demon king aside and PK each other?

The old bald ...... who was summoned What's the matter with the old pervert? The road is unstable, and he still has to learn from young people to flirt with girls?

Mo girl is too arrogant, isn't she? Aren't you afraid of backlash when you wave the evil weapon around?

Don't make a mess of it! Isn't the ability to use at this time add fuel to the fire?

That priest who is derelict in every way, can you stay away from the Demon King......

There is a small secret room at the back of the boss room, which is where Charlie uses to store his precious belongings.

He walked into the secret room and gently closed the secret door to completely isolate the noise and noise outside, and then took off the cloak he had worn for many years and hung it on a special hanger. He made himself a cup of black tea and sat down on his favorite old sofa to savor it.

"Alas, I just want to find an ordinary wife like an ordinary lonely old man, is it too much to ask for such an ordinary one?"

He looked at his cloak and then at the old photographs on the coffee table.

"Maybe it's because I'm old, but judging by the age of a vampire, I'm obviously just an adult. Is this the so-called withering before it blooms? Alas, it's really frustrating. ”

He gently picked up a family photo.

"Albert grows up so fast, yesterday he was a little bat that couldn't fly, and today he is in the rebellious period. Belch...... He shouldn't have watched this show, I was kissed by a man just now, he shouldn't have seen it......"

He gently stroked the woman in the photo.

"It's better for you humans to choose to die if you're not happy. Fortunately, you are dead, otherwise you will laugh to death if you see me embarrassed today. ”

He laughed as he spoke, and he burst into tears as he laughed.

"Oh, what's going on? Do old people cry inexplicably when they reminisce about the past? By the way, you say I'm an ordinary stupid man, and it seems that it is true......"

There was a sudden noise from the secret door, and Charlie hurriedly wiped away his tears with his sleeve, and then gently put the photo back in its place.

"Huh, I remember you are...... Number four Alice. Hehe, what's the matter?, the adventurers' infighting, are you going to continue pushing me, the demon king?" he said, and got up to get his cloak.

"No...... No......" Alice turned to close the secret door, "I...... I'm here to do the task. ”

"Mission?"

"Hmm...... Lin Yiliang and Huang Mo...... Let me...... Blind date. ”

"Oh, that's right...... What? You were sent by those two bastards?"

Seeing Alice nodding, Charlie patted his bald head and said, "Sure enough, I was sold by the bastards again! Alas, I knew that they were the tricks of this pit man, and I was stupid to have expectations, it's really ......"

"That'...... That ......," Alice interrupted, "you...... Can you turn around? I'...... I have a phobia of sight. ”

"Oh, sorry. Charlie hurriedly turned his back to the wall. "Miss Alice, please take a seat, I wonder why you listened to those two bastards and came to me on a blind date?"

Alice didn't sit down on the old couch, "for a task I've taken." ”

"What is the task that is convenient for me to say, what do you need me to do? Let me declare first, if we can, we will try to avoid violent means as much as possible, shall we?"

"Yes, yes. Alice said, "My mission is to retrieve what the divine realm has left behind in this great world. ”

"Huh?" said Charlie, who was so startled that he almost didn't turn around, "then...... Well, you're from the divine realm...... The creator god?"

"No, I am not the creator of the lineage, but I assist in their management...... For the time being, it should be regarded as a godborn, a demigod. ”

"If that's the case, you're coming to me...... Don't...... Could it be to take away that drop of divine blood from me?" Charlie was a little scared.

"Yes, I'm here to retrieve the divine blood that Lin Yiliang stole from a creation god, this thing is not suitable to stay in the world created by the gods, I think you know the reason. ”

Charlie nodded at the wall and said, "It's really not suitable, I just tried to fuse, and I almost destroyed this big world." Belch...... I'll be happy to hand over the blood and help you with your mission. But well...... I'm afraid I don't have the ability to get it out of my body. ”

"Well, I know. Alice said calmly, "You are a very special creature, forcibly taking out the divine blood will only make your body out of control, and then you will not only destroy the world, but also ...... It's a hassle anyway, and that's why I haven't had to do it all the time. ”

"It's all Lin's bastard!" Charlie lamented, "Then you have a way to come to me now?"

"No, but Lin said that there is a way, so I will follow his instructions to find you on a blind date. ”

Charlie scratched his bald head: "Blind date? Lin's bastard's idea is a blind date? What the hell is this...... Huh, isn't it? It's not that dirty, is it......?

"Hmm, do you know how to take out the blood of the gods?" asked Alice.

Charlie's old face flushed: "That...... That one...... How do you say that? uh...... There's a saying in this world that I don't know if you've heard. ”

"When I entered this world, I already knew all the information that ordinary people should have. ”

"Oooh...... That's right...... You know the word essence blood, right?"

"Well, you know, what's wrong?"

"This ...... That...... I guess that bastard's way is ...... Belch...... You and me...... Blind date...... And then...... Tie the knot...... Then ......"

"I see. Alice clapped her hands and said, "I see! It's a good way! Let me, as a godborn, unite with you, and then draw the divine blood out of your body!"

"Ha, it's great that you understand. The bald fat man wiped the sweat from his head, "But if we are combined, will we have children?"

"Of course, how can you draw the blood of the gods out without having children?" Alice asked rhetorically.

"Huh?" Charlie patted his bald head, and said to himself, this time this bastard was sold cleanly.