Chapter 110: My Apprentice Lacks Love
"Do you know who set up this Heavenly Destiny Bureau?" Huang Mo opened his mouth wide, and the blood in his mouth flowed down the corners of his mouth. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Lin Yiliang said proudly: "Yes, I guessed it when I first came on stage." ”
Huang Mo's eyes rolled: "Huh, no, I share my perception with you...... Could it be that we've seen this man?"
"That's right! Not only have we met, but we have even stolen his rations. The more Lin Yiliang laughed, the cheaper he became.
Huang Mo was dumbfounded, scratched his head and said, "This ...... There are too many suspects, can you give me some more clues?"
"No, otherwise it won't taste good. ”
"Damn! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu ate everyone we met!"
"So what, whatever you do, you will only be the cause of that fate. ”
"You...... Hmph!"
Huang Mo snorted coldly, bit a human bone and swallowed it fiercely, and said angrily to the camera: "This is the end of the review, the following is the audience's interaction time, if you want to communicate with the pervert of Xuan Wu, please pay attention to the official account at the bottom of the screen to ask questions." ”
Soon, the love hound's mobile phone on the table vibrated non-stop. He took a look at it with his free hand, and suddenly said: "The first message is to scold you, and the next is to threaten you, or to scold you, to scold you...... Oh, there's finally a question. ”
"This little crow, nicknamed 'not tasty', asked: Can you ask General Lin to stop the Mandate of Heaven Bureau? Ha, I answered for Lao Lin, he is the big devil of food, and he won't stop. ”
"Oh, another friend with the nickname 'Grilled Fish Hero' asked: Does General Lin have the ability to break this destiny situation? I also answered for him, of course not, he is now as poor as this dog......
"No, of course I can break it, and it's easy. ”
Lin said smugly: "It's no secret that I lack strength, but breaking the laws of the world mainly depends on the realm." Hehe, the person who sets up this game can only change the direction of the river of fate, and the brother can turn the river into sand and gravel. ”
Huang Mo was stunned for a moment, and exclaimed, "I'll go!
Lin was also stunned, and said embarrassedly: "Uh, I made a mistake, that ...... I can wave my hand and cut the river of fate. But as you said, I won't give up on this feast. ”
Huang Mo spouted, looked at his phone again and said, "Oh, a friend with the nickname 'Monk Flying Mouse' asked: Will General Lin continue to participate in the show?"
"Of course not, leaning over for a long time is not good for my daughter's body and mind. In the future, I will still be an audience with peace of mind. Lin said and stretched.
"If you want to be beautiful, this dog will sell you to earn food expenses. Hmph, this nickname 'young and beautiful creditor' said: Lin Yiliang, you wait, this girl is here to collect debts. ”
Speaking of this, Huang Mo looked up at the camera: "You should know this old man's ability to escape debts, in order to force him out, this dog has paid a lot of price." If there is a creditor who wants to be on our program, please be sure to abide by the rules of the program and pay for the labor costs related to the dog. ”
So the next question from a netizen is...... Huh, Lao Lin, look at this nickname, it seems to be Xiao Ming. Huang Mo lifted the phone.
Lin tilted his head and looked at it: "One day and one month, it lasts so long, it must be Xiao Ming." ”
"Oh, Ming asked us how our date turned out. I know this, Liu Liu has a younger brother who is not angry, and he has done too much for this younger brother, which makes Shanni unhappy and kicked by her. ”
"By the way, tell Xiao Ming more, your little cleverness has already been seen through by me and Lao Lin, this dog is still the same sentence, you will come if you are not afraid of death!
Lin Yiliang patted the dog demon's shoulder and said, "Xiao Huang is not excited, Xiao Ming is just a pawn of those guys." ”
Then he sneered at the camera: "Hehe, all the transcendents who oppose the Eternal Society, it's not that I can't underestimate you, any of the five of us except me can easily destroy all of you now, so what...... Struggle as hard as you want, wahaha. ”
Huang Mo looked at his phone and said: "Xiao Ming sent a message again: The realm of Extinction Wu and Immortal Eater is not extraordinary and can be speculated, the two of you don't care what I do as a thief, and I only care about my ex-girlfriend." ”
"Alas, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming. Huang Mo put down the phone, tilted his head to look at the camera, and said: "I laughed at Lao Lin for your sycophant, but the skill points you have in digging talent are too few." ”
"What do you want to do? Don't you just want to stimulate Shanni and force her to run wild? Hmph, brain-dead dolls, I have to say it a few times before you understand, if you can't catch the seal of old Lin Shanni, you won't unseal it......"
"Wrong!" Lao Lin shook his head, facing the camera and said solemnly: "I have figured out a safer and feasible way to unblock, it is very simple, just let Shanni fall in love." ”
After a long dead silence, Huang Mo turned around and turned into a wolf dog, and opened his mouth to pounce on someone Lin.
Lin hurriedly raised his hand to resist, and screamed in his mouth: "Xiao Huang, stop it! This body is my daughter's, and it can't stand your bite!"
"Damn, it's just right to bite you to death, so you don't have to come back to this world and cause chaos!" the wolf dog looked crazy at this time.
"You're not selling me?"
"Sell a ghost! If you sell Lao Tzu again, you will go bankrupt! Is there a master like you who cheats on apprentices?"
"I'm doing it for Sunny's good!"
"Fart! In that case, most of the transcendents in the world are going to stop Shanny from falling in love!"
"But I still have half to help her. ”
"Get out, that half is the enemy of the Eternal Society, which country are you, the best pit demon king of your apprentices and teammates?"
"Give me a chance to explain, guaranteed to keep you satisfied...... Oh, stupid dog, are you really here? The old lady fought with you......"
The signal on the screen was interrupted, and an advertisement for a supermarket chain of extraordinary goods was inserted:
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The ad ends, and the embarrassed man and dog return to the screen again.
Lin someone cut his hair and said, "I can't swear by my wife's loyalty......"
"This won't work! change another one!" Huang Mo, who had regained his human form, said angrily.
"Loyalty to the Motherland?"
"No way!"
"Dao Heart?"
"Ahaha...... , where the hell did you get your Dao Heart, swear by the food, by the food you love the most!"
Lin reluctantly swore an oath: "I swear by the food, after Shanni finds love, not only will she not run away, but she will be more stable, and the world will be safer." ”
"Therefore, for the sake of world peace and for the happiness of my apprentice, I ask you to help Sunny find her love...... If the above is false, I will not be able to taste food for the rest of my life. ”
Huang Mo added: "In addition, the person who helped Shanni find love will get a promise from Extinction, anything he can do...... Including letting eternity perish!"
Lin pouted and said, "Let me declare first, it's okay to let the Eternal Society go out of business, rule the world, become an immortal and soar or something, but I won't hurt my relatives and friends." ”
"Did you hurt less?" Huang Mo scolded, and finally said sharply to the camera: "The Demon King recruits relatives for his disciples, and will fulfill the winner's wish, it's as simple as that!
The screen switched to an advertisement again, "Convenient travel, economical and time-saving, Huachuan Group has been dedicated to the R&D and operation of remote teleportation arrays for many years......"
After the end of the special program of Seaside City, major media reported more exciting news one after another:
Middle Eastern tycoon Denha had a heart attack on the night of his cave room with two beautiful brides, and died peacefully in his sleep, and the two brides received a huge inheritance for just one night of marriage. Everyone began to agree with the foresight of the "children" of the female guests.
Due to his sister's injury, Zhang Er, the eldest young master of the United Casino, finally promised to inherit the casino family business and gave up his dream of independence.
Lei Ye, the king of the ship, was not annoyed by the affair between the fifth lady and Lei San, because he had already found out that Lei San was indeed his long-lost son, and Lei Si was his grandson. It's a pity that after several great joys and sorrows, the young master of the Lei family has completely lost his mind, and there is no blessing in the Ship King Empire.
In response to the case of Lei San's manslaughter of Deng Wu's wife, the Supreme Court of Country M reopened the trial, not only convicting the deceased Lei San, but also forcibly banning the association and gang to which he belonged.
Liu Liu gave up resistance and surrendered, and the last thing he said to the media before he was imprisoned was an apology to the female guest No. 13. Although his younger brother is not terminally ill, Zhuge Fang kept his word and secretly repaid his gambling debts. Liu Qi changed his past mistakes after this difficult situation and returned to his hometown to become an honest farmer......
When the program team was ready to go to the next filming location, the female guest on the twelfth disappeared, leaving only a simple leave note, meaning that there was something urgent to deal with.
After asking the opinions of the love hound and the female guest No. 13, the program team decided to change the filming location again, and the goal was to choose an ownerless town at the junction of many countries.
And Mo Yuying was sitting on a hired boat at this time to send a message.
"U-turn! continue on the show!" the sender wrote.
"No, something happened to my friend, I have to go back!" she replied.
"Go back? Your sister finally got out of that world, and now you want to go back?
"I don't want to go into that world again, but I have to save people!"
After sending this message, Mo Yuying turned off her mobile phone and lay quietly on the bow of the boat.
I don't know how long later, the boatman chuckled at her and said, "Girl, it's here." ”
Mo Yuying got up and looked at the barren coast, shook her head and said, "This is not where I want to go. ”
"No, this is your destination. The boatman smiled and took out a spear, pointed it at her, and said, "Do you want to develop in the entertainment industry? or in the sports world?"
"To be a technician or a deathfight boxer, you are really kind, give me the opportunity to choose. Mo Yuying sighed softly.
The boatman laughed: "Go on! Since you have come to Yuyi City, let's work happily." ”
"So what is my chosen career...... Rats!"
"Phew!"
"Ahh
Mo Yuying stepped forward to take a closer look and made sure that this person's body was not damaged, and his life fluctuations were completely normal, but he was just ...... Lost soul.
The girl gently rubbed the silver pistol in her hand and sighed, "Extinguish the stars, extinguish the stars, annihilate the soul." ”