Vol.3 Strange Tales in the Countryside (5)

"This little rabbit cub even dares to trick me! Lock him up!" Shadowless angrily kicked the little Taoist priest in the ass and kicked him directly into the cell. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Yes, Lord Shadowless!" the little minion guarding the cell agreed, and locked the cell door neatly.

Wuying snorted coldly and said to the little minion: "Hungry him for two days! Don't give him food! I'll go to Venerable's place to restore my life! You can take a good look at this kid, he is very cunning." ”

Shadowless already knew that the fog in the forest and the illusion of suspected ghost possession were all due to this kid, but what he never expected was that this hairy boy had such a great ability.

Inside the cell, the little Taoist priest rubbed his head against the wall and said to himself, "I made a mistake...... Unexpectedly, someone rushed to save him...... Alas......"

After that, the little Taoist priest shook his head with concern as an adult.

"It's you who are stupid, and you can't blame others!"

A familiar voice suddenly came from the other side of the wall.

"Who!" the little priest looked nervously at the wall.

"You're stupid! I'm above you!" the voice seemed to despise the sluggishness of the little Taoist, with a strong air of mockery.

Only then did the little Taoist priest raise his head and look upward.

"It's you again!" the little Taoist priest saw at a glance a pair of ethereal eyes peeping at him through a small hole in the top of the cell.

"Cut, it's like you know me!" The voice was so familiar, even though the little Taoist had only heard it once. However, the owner of this voice speaks in a style that is a bit like Meng Yi'er.

"You...... Is it also a believer here?" the little Taoist priest judged that the owner of the voice should be the same as him, a half-grown child, most likely a few years younger than him.

"I'm not!" said the child, with a smug look in his voice.

"Cut!" This time it was the little Taoist's turn to disdain, he simply sat on the ground, leaned against the wall to look at the eyes above his head, and said with disdain: "I guess, you are just a little minion, at most...... It's a second-generation official in your sect, or what else can it be?"

"What is the second generation of officials?" those eyes blinked, revealing a different kind of innocence.

The little Taoist priest was shocked, he originally thought that he was already a typical person who had detached from the real world, but he didn't expect that there would be someone better than him.

"Say, what the hell is the second generation of officials!" The eyes blinked again, and it seemed that they really didn't know what the word "second generation official" meant.

"Forehead......" The little Taoist priest pondered for a while, organized the language, and then said: "The second generation of officials is the child of the person who is an official. ”

"Oh...... I see, did you make it up yourself?", the child's voice asked.

The little Taoist priest shook his head, he only felt that his neck was very sore, after all, he had raised his head and looked at it for too long.

"You're weird then...... The way you speak is different from ours!" That child's logic deeply impressed the little Taoist priest, is it still to blame him for such a thing as a different way of speaking? Is it because this person from Shikuimen is too outdated! How can you say that he is strange? What a mountain man who has never seen the world......

When the little Taoist priest thought like this, he had automatically ignored the fact that he lived in Bainiuguan in Bainiu Mountain, and he was also a mountain person.

Anyway, there was nothing to do when he was locked up here, so the little Taoist priest simply took out his mobile phone, shook it under the child's eyelids, and asked, "You should know about this thing!"

"This ......" The eyes narrowed, shook from side to side twice, and still said, "I haven't seen it." ”

"Forehead......" The little Taoist priest remembered that Wuying had used a mobile phone, and the people of Shikuimen should have seen this kind of thing even if they were backward, why did this child really seem to have never seen a mobile phone.

"This is called a mobile phone, it is used to contact other people's things, if another person also has this kind of thing called a mobile phone, the two of them can make a call, and they can hear each other's voices from a long distance, isn't it amazing!" The little Taoist priest was a little excited, and without waiting for the child to respond, he raised the mobile phone in his hand with his teeth and claws, and said: "This thing, you can also connect to something called wifi, and after that, you can play games, surf the Internet, buy things, and watch movies...... All in all, it was a lot of fun!"

The little Taoist priest kept talking, and the eyes on the top of his head just blinked.

"Look, isn't the mobile phone very good! Do you want to play?" the little Taoist priest stopped and asked the owner of those eyes very enthusiastically.

The eyes flickered from side to side again, as if shaking their heads.

"Why don't you play! Shouldn't you look at more things that you haven't touched?" The little Taoist priest has a little obsessive-compulsive disorder, if he thinks that others are not willing to try good things, he will be very uncomfortable, and he wants to die.

"Don't play, Dad says ......"

The voice paused, and the little Taoist priest thought that he would say that his father did not agree with him using strangers' things, but unexpectedly, the voice paused, and continued: "Mobile phones and computers have blue light radiation, and blue light irradiation on the retina will produce free radicals, and these free radicals will cause the retinal pigment epithelial cells to die, and the decay of epithelial cells will lead to the lack of nutrients in light-sensitive cells and cause visual damage, and these damages are irreversible. So my dad wouldn't let me play with my phone and computer for too long, and I could only play for a short time every day......"

The little Taoist priest was stunned when he heard this, and he was almost on his knees.

"I'm a mountain people...... the little Taoist priest can't wait for Piapia to give him two slaps, it seems that no one can be easily looked down upon.

"Why are you here?" the eyes blinked, and they didn't seem to mind that the little Taoist priest was underestimating him.

"Hmm...... How so...... Actually, I was kidnapped. The little Taoist shrugged his shoulders helplessly, he always felt a little shy when he said that he was kidnapped.

"What is the kidnapping?" the eyes blinked again, looking so ethereal and clean, untainted.

"I ...... Do you know or don't you know?" The little Taoist priest is smart this time, and there is a great possibility of slapping himself in the face if he shows off at will.

The owner of those eyes shook his head and said, "I don't know. ”

The little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and said, "The kidnapping ticket is ...... It's about locking up a person and then blackmailing others. ”

"Is it like you are now?" the child asked.

The little Taoist priest felt very embarrassed, but the kid was right, he was indeed in the mouth of a tiger and was kidnapped.

"What's that threat?" the child asked again.

"Coercion is ......" The little Taoist priest made a difficulty, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "Coercion is to make people afraid." ”

"Then I see. The child's eyes finally shook up and down, not from side to side, which showed that he was nodding.

"This little rabbit cub even dares to trick me! Lock him up!" Shadowless kicked the little Taoist priest in the ass in a rage, and kicked him directly into the cell.

"Yes, Lord Shadowless!" the little minion guarding the cell agreed, and locked the cell door neatly.

Wuying snorted coldly and said to the little minion: "Hungry him for two days! Don't give him food! I'll go to Venerable's place to restore my life! You can take a good look at this kid, he is very cunning." ”

Shadowless already knew that the fog in the forest and the illusion of suspected ghost possession were all due to this kid, but what he never expected was that this hairy boy had such a great ability.

Inside the cell, the little Taoist priest rubbed his head against the wall and said to himself, "I made a mistake...... Unexpectedly, someone rushed to save him...... Alas......"

After that, the little Taoist priest shook his head with concern as an adult.

"It's you who are stupid, and you can't blame others!"

A familiar voice suddenly came from the other side of the wall.

"Who!" the little priest looked nervously at the wall.

"You're stupid! I'm above you!" the voice seemed to despise the sluggishness of the little Taoist, with a strong air of mockery.

Only then did the little Taoist priest raise his head and look upward.

"It's you again!" the little Taoist priest saw at a glance a pair of ethereal eyes peeping at him through a small hole in the top of the cell.

"Cut, it's like you know me!" The voice was so familiar, even though the little Taoist had only heard it once. However, the owner of this voice speaks in a style that is a bit like Meng Yi'er.

"You...... Is it also a believer here?" the little Taoist priest judged that the owner of the voice should be the same as him, a half-grown child, most likely a few years younger than him.

"I'm not!" said the child, with a smug look in his voice.

"Cut!" This time it was the little Taoist's turn to disdain, he simply sat on the ground, leaned against the wall to look at the eyes above his head, and said with disdain: "I guess, you are just a little minion, at most...... It's a second-generation official in your sect, or what else can it be?"

"What is the second generation of officials?" those eyes blinked, revealing a different kind of innocence.

The little Taoist priest was shocked, he originally thought that he was already a typical person who had detached from the real world, but he didn't expect that there would be someone better than him.

"Say, what the hell is the second generation of officials!" The eyes blinked again, and it seemed that they really didn't know what the word "second generation official" meant.

"Forehead......" The little Taoist priest pondered for a while, organized the language, and then said: "The second generation of officials is the child of the person who is an official. ”

"Oh...... I see, did you make it up yourself?", the child's voice asked.

The little Taoist priest shook his head, he only felt that his neck was very sore, after all, he had raised his head and looked at it for too long.

"You're weird then...... The way you speak is different from ours!" That child's logic deeply impressed the little Taoist priest, is it still to blame him for such a thing as a different way of speaking? Is it because this person from Shikuimen is too outdated! How can you say that he is strange? What a mountain man who has never seen the world......

When the little Taoist priest thought like this, he had automatically ignored the fact that he lived in Bainiuguan in Bainiu Mountain, and he was also a mountain person.

Anyway, there was nothing to do when he was locked up here, so the little Taoist priest simply took out his mobile phone, shook it under the child's eyelids, and asked, "You should know about this thing!"

"This ......" The eyes narrowed, shook from side to side twice, and still said, "I haven't seen it." ”

"Forehead......" The little Taoist priest remembered that Wuying had used a mobile phone, and the people of Shikuimen should have seen this kind of thing even if they were backward, why did this child really seem to have never seen a mobile phone.

"This is called a mobile phone, it is used to contact other people's things, if another person also has this kind of thing called a mobile phone, the two of them can make a call, and they can hear each other's voices from a long distance, isn't it amazing!" The little Taoist priest was a little excited, and without waiting for the child to respond, he raised the mobile phone in his hand with his teeth and claws, and said: "This thing, you can also connect to something called wifi, and after that, you can play games, surf the Internet, buy things, and watch movies...... All in all, it was a lot of fun!"

The little Taoist priest kept talking, and the eyes on the top of his head just blinked.

"Look, isn't the mobile phone very good! Do you want to play?" the little Taoist priest stopped and asked the owner of those eyes very enthusiastically.

The eyes flickered from side to side again, as if shaking their heads.

"Why don't you play! Shouldn't you look at more things that you haven't touched?" The little Taoist priest has a little obsessive-compulsive disorder, if he thinks that others are not willing to try good things, he will be very uncomfortable, and he wants to die.

"Don't play, Dad says ......"

The voice paused, and the little Taoist priest thought that he would say that his father did not agree with him using strangers' things, but unexpectedly, the voice paused, and continued: "Mobile phones and computers have blue light radiation, and blue light irradiation on the retina will produce free radicals, and these free radicals will cause the retinal pigment epithelial cells to die, and the decay of epithelial cells will lead to the lack of nutrients in light-sensitive cells and cause visual damage, and these damages are irreversible. So my dad wouldn't let me play with my phone and computer for too long, and I could only play for a short time every day......"

The little Taoist priest was stunned when he heard this, and he was almost on his knees.

"I'm a mountain people...... the little Taoist priest can't wait for Piapia to give him two slaps, it seems that no one can be easily looked down upon.

"Why are you here?" the eyes blinked, and they didn't seem to mind that the little Taoist priest was underestimating him.

"Hmm...... How so...... Actually, I was kidnapped. The little Taoist shrugged his shoulders helplessly, he always felt a little shy when he said that he was kidnapped.

"What is the kidnapping?" the eyes blinked again, looking so ethereal and clean, untainted.

"I ...... Do you know or don't you know?" The little Taoist priest is smart this time, and there is a great possibility of slapping himself in the face if he shows off at will.

The owner of those eyes shook his head and said, "I don't know. ”

The little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and said, "The kidnapping ticket is ...... It's about locking up a person and then blackmailing others. ”

"Is it like you are now?" the child asked.

The little Taoist priest felt very embarrassed, but the kid was right, he was indeed in the mouth of a tiger and was kidnapped. (To be continued.) )