94.Chapter 94: It's Just Snot

"It's time for Huahua to eat!"

Alas, the woman is really troublesome, she just said that she was hungry, and now she is fine, but no one has gotten up yet.

Lin Zifeng screamed several times in a row, but Huahua still didn't get up.

When he had nothing to do, Lin Zifeng turned on the TV to see if there were any good programs.

Looking at this new LCD TV smart TV, Lin Zifeng felt that he was indeed a little behind, and he looked at several stations in a row, but he couldn't turn over the station he wanted, and the result was undoubtedly searched for'adult programs'!

I'm rubbing!

Lin Zifeng almost had a gold star in his eyes! Nangong Bingjia could still find such a strange TV station on TV? In the past, when I was abroad, didn't I always be able to search for these adult programs only after 12 o'clock in the evening?

With curiosity, Lin Zifeng was about to open it to look at it, but found that he still needed a password? It seems that this password was locked by the two of them!

With the attitude of giving it a try, Lin Zifeng casually entered the 1314520, young people set passwords, especially girls' families, don't they all like this kind of romance, but what surprised Lin Zifeng was that the password was actually correct!

After a while, she appeared on TV, and it was Yui Hata, the latest popular beauty in the island country!

I saw Yui Hatata fighting a field battle on the bed with a strong man!

And that voice was so blood-pumping! Even Lin Zifeng, who was a normal man, couldn't help but raise his spirits.

But just when Lin Zifeng was addicted to appreciation, Hua Buqi and Nangong Bing walked out in a daze, because his stomach was too hungry, and the noodles made by Lin Zifeng were indeed fragrant, and instantly saw the beast standing in front of the TV, staring at the field scene inside with a **** smile on his face!

And what made Hua Bu give up and almost screamed the most was that the thing under Lin Zifeng was actually so powerful! It was like a javelin.

She really hadn't seen a man's thing when she was so big, let alone be so tall!

Belch...... Don't kill yourself!

"What are you doing, beast!"

Hua Buqi hurriedly screamed, so frightened that Lin Zifeng hurriedly turned off the TV, but who knew that Lin Zifeng didn't know where to change the channel at all, and the more he pressed it, the worse it became, and he accidentally increased the key of the tune channel!

I'm smashed!

Lin Zifeng's face also turned red.

Hurriedly stepped forward to cut off the power directly.

Then he ducked to the window, for fear that one of his high guns would be discovered by them.

"Beast, why are you so disgusting!"

The flowers are blushing and almost dripping water, and the voice that just came out of the TV is the same as one day when she was sleeping nightmares, she was circled by her beloved Prince Charming, and then she made this sound, and her pretty face was as ruddy as a peach.

And Nangong Bing's face was not much better.

The increasingly cold face looked extremely ugly.

I didn't expect this guy to be so bold at home to look at such disgusting things.

Xiao Nizi walked over angrily with her hands on her waist.

"This ...... This!" Lin Zifeng finally knew what it was like to blush.

"Beasts, how far away are your thoughts, how far you have given Miss Ben to die!

The flowers do not give up, almost with a roar. What a wrath of the people!

I actually watched this kind of disgusting and embarrassing TV in my cousin! I can't spare him lightly when I don't give up, I want him to kneel and sing conquest to me!

"Hehe, Flowey, I accidentally flipped through it just now. Lin Zifeng argued awkwardly. And with his back to her, he didn't know what was going on with his high-flying things, and he was so high that he didn't know how to stop.

"Hmph, you don't lie to me!I knew you would make excuses!You don't fool Miss Ben!" Hua didn't give up, and straightened her chest angrily, and the little peach in front of her who seemed to have grown up a little bit in the past few days.

"Hehe, did you lock the password on Huahua?"

"Of course, if you don't lock it up, will you show it back?"

"So, you already knew about it?

Lin Zifeng said with a smile.

"I ...... I—I didn't look at it. Hua Buqi blinked, a little embarrassed.

"Why didn't you lock it? I'm sure you've seen it before, right? Tell me, how did you feel when you saw it?"

"You're ......! I, I'm ......!"

Hua Buqi became more and more speechless, she had watched the above show before, and she did watch it for half an hour, and she was just full of curiosity at the time, so she appreciated it a little, and later in order to prevent her cousin from seeing her, she locked it, but who knew that she was unlocked by Lin Zifeng.

"Children can't look at it!"

"Who...... Who's a kid now, okay?"

"My lord, does it mean an adult?"

"Hmph! of course!" Hua Bu stood up with a budding little breast, with the posture of an adult.

"Hehe, since you're an adult, what's not to watch adult shows? Don't you watch it too? Not to mention that I'm older than you. ā€

Lin Zifeng's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and patiently followed Huahua to explain.

"This ...... This one. Hua Buqi blinked his eyes, and his eyes rolled grayly, as if what Lin Zifeng said also made some sense. Suddenly I felt like I was making some fuss.

"Huahua, it's time to eat noodles. Nangong Bing is obviously much calmer than Hua Bu Abandon, sitting at the dining table smelling the Yangchun noodles on the table, but he didn't bother to ask about the scene just now, after all, everything has happened, and quarreling is not the best result to solve things, only pretending to know nothing is better. What's more, the matter of coming to the eldest aunt today is still in the hands of Lin Zifeng, if he is really anxious later, maybe they will really shake out all the things, and the dog will jump off the wall in a hurry. Not to mention people.

"Hmph! I'll spare you this time. ā€

Hua Buqi glanced at Lin Zifeng fiercely, and then sat down at the dining table, but just about to taste the taste of the noodles made by Lin Zifeng, he found that there was a napkin on the dining table, and there was some white viscous liquid on it.

Suddenly, Hua Bu didn't give up and Nangong Bing's face changed color again.

"Don't get me wrong! It's just snot!"

Lin Zifeng glared, snatched it over, and explained.

"You ......!" Nangong Bing couldn't hold back anymore at this time, looking at the bowl of Yangchun noodles in front of him, and even thinking of Lin Zifeng's liquid, he immediately felt sick to his stomach.

"Ahh was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged without hurrying.

Nangong Bing was also startled, and hurriedly scolded Lin Zifeng angrily, and covered his eyes with his hands.