Covered in darkness, with white teeth and red eyes, Li Xiaowu is now alive and well, just an African refugee. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The immortals held back a smile and smiled at Li Xiaowu and said, "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the immortal body, leaving the mortal body from now on, and achieving the supreme immortal karma." ”

Breaking away from the mortal body, achieving supreme immortal karma, and becoming an immortal, can't you pass on the ancestry, oh my God, my little guy won't be gone, right?

Looking down and seeing below, a small black guy was still behind, Li Xiaowu patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, "Your sister, I almost scared Lao Tzu to death, but fortunately my little guy is still there." ”

The immortals were stunned for a moment when they heard Li Xiaowu's words, and then looked at Li Xiaoxiao's lower body at the same time, and then collectively laughed loudly, "Wahahaha... I'm laughing to death, this guy thinks that the heavenly realm can't fall in love because there is no such thing, haha... ”

Although the immortals looked very happy on the outside, there was no smile in their eyes, only deep sadness and endless loneliness.

They used to be mortals in the mortal world, and they loved each other, but in the end they didn't make it to be with the other.

The immortals have boundless mana, boundless lifespan, and can withstand the sky, but if they can go back to 100,000 years ago, they would rather give up the immortal position, stay in the mortal world forever, enjoy the reincarnation of thousands of lifetimes, and love for eternity.

After the immortals finished laughing, the water god and the wind god worked together to clean up Li Xiaowu, and then Taishang Laojun took out a magic weapon and threw it at Li Xiaowu, which instantly turned into a set of fairy clothes and put it on Li Xiaoguo's body.

Li Xiaowu looked at his handsome self, and said respectfully to the gods, "Thank you for the love of the gods, Xiaomin has nothing to reciprocate, if he needs help in the mortal world in the future, come to the system to leave a message, Xiaomin will definitely do it for you after receiving the news." ”

After a polite exchange with Li Xiaowu, he took Li Xiaowu to the Pan Tao Club, Li Xiaowu used to yearn for the immortals in the TV series, but today he not only stayed with the immortals as he wished, but he also realized the dream of flying in the air.

Looking at the celestial realm in the mythical world, Li Xiaowei still doubts that he is dreaming, a dream that he has always longed for.

Half an hour later, Li Xiaowu came to the Pan Tao Club with the immortals.

After arriving at the Pan Tao Club, Tai Bai Xing remembered that the system he had just upgraded had not yet been given to Li Xiaowu, and Li Xiaowu was called nobody, Tai Bai Xing said with a serious face;

"Host, this is the latest type of system, this system is a bit special and a little weird, it stands to reason that I shouldn't give you such a system now, but there is no way that the mortal world is going to change the sky, so I have to give you something to protect yourself. ”

Li Xiaowu looked at Tai Bai Xing and said very puzzledly, "Tai Bai Immortal Venerable, what's going on in the mortal world that is going to change the sky?"

And what you said, this weird system, will it make me more animalistic?"

Looking at the celestial realm in the west, Tai Bai Xing sighed and said, "There are many things in the west that should not have awakened, so I think those things in our east are estimated to be about the same, and we old immortals can't go down to the mortal world, so the mortal world can only rely on you." ”

There is something awakening in the West, something, and something awakening in the East, what is this, I can't understand at all, what their gods said.

Looking at the doubts on Li Xiaoxiao's face, Tai Bai Xing sighed, then took out a green gem, slammed his palm into Li Xiaoxiao's chest, and then drew four lines on Li Xiaoxiao's body.

After drawing the four lines, Tai Baixing explained to Li Xiaoxiao, "From now on, you no longer need to check the system, because as long as you open your fire eye, you can directly see the cause of the other party."

There is also the system treatment that has also been removed, because you can now directly use your own immortal qi to treat the patient, in fact, the previous systematic treatment is just a fake hand to transmit my immortal qi.

Now that I have arranged your immortal qi, you are still healing with your left hand and taking away with your right hand, but I have helped you modify the position of refining medicine and renewing life.

I will directly make a space ring for you to refine the medicine, and then you can melt the alchemy medicine directly in it, and I will help you put it on your mouth. ”

Li Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, then thought about the old men who wanted to renew his life, and immediately said with a disgusting face, "Taibai Immortal Venerable, can we change the position of the renewal, use your mouth to help people renew your life, it's disgusting." ”

Tai Bai Xing walked out, and said without looking back, "No, by the way, your tax in the future will be 200 billion a year, hehe... The host wishes you a happy life and make a lot of money soon, hahaha... ”

Li Xiaowu was stunned for a moment, and then shouted heartbreakingly, "Tai Bai Xing, you bastard, you turtle old man, since you cheated Lao Tzu, 20 billion a year, you are my family to open a banknote printing factory?"

"Hey, are you the host, ah, it's really you, long time no see, today I finally saw you in person. A thrillingly beautiful fairy, behind Li Xiaowu, looked at Li Xiaowu with a smile on her face.

It's a familiar sound, I think I've heard it somewhere, but why can't I remember it?

Well, oh my God, great beauty, so beautiful, wait, isn't this the Seven Fairies? I'll go, chance, chance...

Li Xiaowu looked at the big beauty in front of him and said with a smile on his face, "The reason why women are beautiful is because they have a good mood.

The reason why women are chic is because they have self-confidence, and the reason why women have temperament is because they have excellent self-cultivation, and the reason why I tell you this is because you have all of them, and you are so beautiful. ”

The beautiful woman walked up to Li Xiaowu and said with a smile, "Congratulations to the host for paying off the debt of 180 million, I wish life is getting better and better, and the debt is getting less and less, I heard that the host is going to enter a new house, so the system.... Does the host remember me?"

"You're the announcer of the system's warm prompts, the good guy finally found you, I wanted to spank your ass a long time ago, I'll let you pit me, let you pit me. After Li Xiaowu heard the words of the beauty, he instantly stepped forward angrily.

Without waiting for the beauty to explain, Li Xiaowu stepped forward and faced the beauty's ass and snapped... It was two slaps, and after the beating, Li Xiaowu's intestines were repentant.

"Ahh......h It's rude, the host is a big pervert, and he's going to insult me. The big beauty shouted loudly at the top of her voice.

In order not to alarm the immortals at the Pan Tao Society, Li Xiaowu covered the mouth of the beauty, and then pressed her under him.

It's just that Li Xiaowu never thought that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother would pass by here at this time.

From the perspective of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, what they saw was that Li Xiaowu pressed the big beauty to the ground, ready to plot against her.

The angry Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother almost directly beat Li Xiaowu to death, but fortunately, the immortals who came in time saved Li Xiaoguo's life.

The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped, the Jade Emperor asked someone to stuff Li Xiaoguo with nine immortal peaches, and then ordered the Pagoda Heavenly King to throw him directly back to the mortal world.

Boom Boom Boom ..... Li Xiaowu turned into a meteor and smashed directly on a residential building in Iraq, and the Iraqi residents who didn't know why, thinking that it was a fairy descending to earth, knelt on the ground together, and worshiped the black and sloppy Li Xiaowu. (To be continued.) )