I'll fuck your uncle!

The whole body trembled, and the wind directly jumped out of a fart, and his hands trembled to catch the table, and the moment he landed, he moved away violently, leaning against the corner of the wall to protect his buttocks, and put one hand in front of him and said: "Ruoshui, I didn't mean it, this is made by your old demon cat, you scared me out of the fart!" ”

It's not that the wind is exaggerating, but that the water is too ruthless. www.biquge.info When he was in the forest, he saw He Lanbo being bumped into by Ruoshui when he was solving it on the spot, and he couldn't forget the figure hanging on the trunk with his bare buttocks.

"Meow!" Pinch the tail of the old demon cat with both hands, the cat lying on Ruoshui's legs screamed, struggled and hurriedly rushed out, like the wind, humanized raised his forelimbs, leaned against the wall, and the slender tail was bent into a sewer.

"Catch it!" The sound in the kitchen sounded, and then the benches were thrown together, and there was no wind and the old demon cat, and the fire stick uncle was still sitting lazily on the trunk of the tree, and only Ruoshui was left in the whole yard. But she didn't make any movements, she sat sullenly alone, looking down and not knowing what she was thinking.

"You're looking for death!" The black figure immediately rushed out, grabbed the two benches with both hands, tiptoed on his right foot, caught the other one, looked at the bench that flew out in front of him, he slammed the box with both hands, the bench in his hand fell to the ground, and suddenly reached out to catch the two benches in the air.

Ruoshui was sullen, his bright big eyes lost a little brilliance, and he didn't care what Helan Yubai was talking about, lying on the table in front of him, pinching the corners of his clothes tangledly.

In the face of such Ruoshui, Helan Yubai had nothing to say.

He Lanbo, who finally escaped from the room, just rushed to the courtyard, and when he saw Helan Yubai holding a bench, his face fell, and he hurriedly scolded: "You guys are enough, it's not like this to spy on me, someone is following you in the pit, and I have to use a bench to scold me when I eat!" ”

"Humph!" Helan Yubai snorted coldly and quickly put the bench in his hand.

"What did you do to this cat, why are the two of them acting exactly the same, what's wrong with your ass, ouch, I'll go, when did you become a chrysanthemum picker, running all over the street with bare butts and eggs, although my Helan family doesn't care about this, but you can't just wear slit pants and walk around." Go back and change your pants earlier, take this cat with you, Feng Ershui, are you in there, I'll take you back to see a baby, you go to my room with me......" Seeing that Helan Yubai was not targeting himself, Helan Bo couldn't help but exhale a breath of air, patting the dust on his clothes and walking outside.

It's just that Helan Yuyu, who was chasing on the mountain road, was panting, holding on to the ancient tree on the side, wiping the sweat on his forehead and shouting: "Helan Bo, you wait, the autumn lotus is still ......."

"I said Yuyu, you will follow me, I will not marry her, I will come back this time to tell the old man that I will marry Feng Ershui." Humming a little song triumphantly, He Lanbo rubbed his nose, not caring how loud his voice was.

It's a pity that no one pays attention to him in the whole courtyard.

Helan Yubai walked over with a cold face and helped Helan Yuyu, "You just rest, what are you chasing him for." You're not ...... well."

"Yubai, the patriarch said, you don't have to follow them, you ...... What is that? Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Helan Yuyu's words were not finished, and the plate that flew out of the kitchen spun out, about to buckle towards the top of Ruoshui's head, Helan Yuyu, who saw this scene, almost jumped up.

Who is in the kitchen, how can it be so dished!

"I'll go, Feng Ershui, you don't want to die, what are you doing so quickly!" His jaw almost fell to the ground, He Lanbo hurriedly caught the plate in the air, his hands were like lightning, and he completely arranged the thrown plate, not even spilling the soup.

And the people in the kitchen have long been silent in their own world, and they don't know what is happening outside.

Seven Xuanji knives wrapped around her waist, the colorful light burst out, her hands were like afterimages, kneading the dough, but in the blink of an eye, the delicate pastry had fallen into the steamer. The light of the Xuanji knife flashed, and the green onions that had just been placed on the cutting board immediately turned into minced pieces, and fell into the plate with the light of her knife. Even the taro was like a simple plaything in her hands, and before she could see the movements clearly, it had all fallen into the pot.

She was the only one, but all the stoves in the kitchen were blazing, whether they were iron pots or casseroles, steamers or cauldrons, and they were all steaming. If it is an ordinary chef, I am afraid that she is already in a hurry at the moment, but she is completely different, when cutting vegetables, all the dishes are cut into the desired shape, the lid is lifted and all are in order, and the dishes that should be out of the pot are put on the plate, and the soup that should be added to the ingredients continues to cook.

But the only bad thing is that as soon as the dish comes out of the pot, as soon as her fingers touch the basin, she throws it directly outside. Because of this, He Lanbo's cold sweat was all shocked, and he grabbed all the plates in front of him, and then the soup pot containing pig's trotters flew out, He Lanbo shook his whole body, and hurriedly shouted: "The wind is against me!" ”

"I'll do it too!" Ignoring the problem of pants, the wind rushed out, stepped on Helan Bo's shoulder, and took the soup pot in front of him in his hand, the soup that was swinging hot he grinned, and the plate on the opposite side flew out, he held the soup pot in one hand, and grabbed it in front of him with the other hand, but the plate behind flew out, he was so anxious that he opened his mouth directly, bit on the ceramic plate, and looked at the poached egg on it directly on his nose.

"Ah hot, Ah hot!" The moment he put down the plate, Feng Chao hurriedly shook his fingers, all ten fingers were burned red, and he grabbed the meat on his ass tightly, looking at He Lanbo fiercely.

"You didn't wash your hands...... Helan Yubai didn't even want to go against the wind, his eyes fell on the dishes on that table, and he was completely stunned.

He never imagined that someone would make such a good dish. These dishes are like works of art, whether they are flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming under the sea, everything, counting carefully, in such a short time, she has made about 30 dishes, cold dishes, stir-fried vegetables, chicken soup, and even the seafood under the sea has already been prepared.

In particular, the things she carved with her own hands, she didn't dare to start at all, the phoenix with wings flying high, the dragon soaring high, the mackerel wandering in the deep sea, and the hare running in the mountains, vividly placed on the plate, together with the blooming peony flowers, it was like going to a paradise with only animals, sixty-eight dishes combined into a painting, from top to bottom, there was no conflict at all.