Seventy-three, the pig into the water
Make a fire, boil water, and bring buckets of water to the room......
After doing all this, Xiao Baoer was covered in sweat, and felt that she was the one who needed to take a bath. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yao Xitong stretched out his hand to test the water, "The temperature is okay, you can go, don't hinder me from bathing here, remember to pour the water tomorrow." ”
Xiao Bao'er didn't leave, and said with a smile, "Childe, I'll serve you to bathe." ”
"You're not afraid of long needle eyes!"
"Childe, I'll wait for you to change your clothes. ”
Yao Xitong knew that Xiao Bao'er did it on purpose, so he generously took off his coat, followed by a jacket, and then a middle coat...... He was wearing nothing but pants.
Xiao Bao'er still stood still, the two looked at each other for a moment, and he collapsed on the bed in frustration, "Okay, you're amazing, I won't wash it today!"
The trick succeeded, Xiao Bao'er said excitedly, "I'll wash it, and I can't peek at it." ”
Yao Xitong learned from Xiao Bao'er's previous appearance and stood motionless, Xiao Bao'er didn't care so much, and began to undress neatly, completely ignoring Yao Xitong.
"You're not afraid of me peeking?"
"Just be responsible for me when you see it!"
"You are ruthless, let the room be given to you, I'll go!"
Yao Xitong walked towards Xiao Bao'er's room, but when he reached the door, he turned around and went to the kitchen. How could there be such a shameless and scoundrel woman as Xiao Baoer in this world, she was really unwilling.
Xiao Bao'er took a comfortable bath, thinking that it was her own boiling water, and couldn't help but soak for a while. When she washed and changed her clothes, she suddenly smelled the smell of food, which seemed familiar and different, could it be stinky salmon?
It's a pity to say that the fish that was smeared with fermented bean curd a few days ago turned green after opening it because it was not properly preserved. Yao Xitong threw it away decisively, saying that he couldn't eat it...... The river outside had already been frozen, and in order to show his sincerity, he offered a high price to ask the merchant to find a fish from a place in the lower reaches of the Chunjiang River that had not been frozen.
The kitchen is lit up, there is a glass of wine on the stove, half a roasted stinky salmon, Yao Xitong is holding a book in one hand and chopsticks in the other, he must not be able to sleep to add food to himself. Xiao Baoer was about to push the door in, but saw Yao Xitong put down his chopsticks and said to himself: I just saw the highlights, where did the second half of this book go?
Thinking that Yao Xitong would go to the study, Xiao Bao'er hid in the shadows, and as soon as the former left, she went into the kitchen and brought all the fish and wine to her room. After a while, Yao Xitong's complaint sounded outside the door...... She pretended not to hear it, and enjoyed the stolen stinky fish and sweet rice wine.
From a health point of view, don't eat supper before going to bed.
Xiao Baoer grew up in the palace since she was a child, and the more powerful people are, the more afraid of death, and the most important thing in the palace is the method of health preservation. She has cultivated a habit of only 50% full for dinner, and never eats supper, and occasionally eats a little light soup.
Yao Xitong knew her habits, and deliberately acted in the kitchen, using half a stinky salmon to make her feel a sense of urgency that if I didn't steal tonight, there would be no fish to eat tomorrow. Otherwise, in the middle of the night, who would want to eat the greasy, salty and fragrant food of dry burnt stinky salmon.
Worried that she couldn't eat spicy, Yao Xitong also specially prepared rice wine, the sweet and delicious rice wine will definitely make her ignore the spicy taste, and she can't help but eat half of the fish.
So......
Xiao Baoer didn't sleep all night, and her stomach hurt with chili peppers. I finally felt sleepy, and I felt dry mouth, and I was dazed with a glass of cold water, so I was drowsy and frozen. Only then did she remember that without a maid to warm water for her in the middle of the night, Zhongling County had to rely on herself for everything.
Yao Xitong calculated everything, Xiao Bao'er didn't give him a bath, he didn't let Xiao Bao'er sleep.
The next day, seeing Xiao Bao'er's sick appearance, Yao Xitong was a little surprised, wouldn't it be so miserable if he didn't sleep all night.
He asked, "What's wrong?"
"Stomach pain!"
"Reach out...... Sticking out the tongue...... What did you eat for dinner?"
Xiao Bao'er said honestly, "Goo Gu fried rice pepper." ”
Spicy for dinner, spicy for supper, no wonder if your stomach doesn't hurt.
Yao Xitong looked pitiful at her, but she couldn't help asking, "Do you dare to eat secretly?"
"That stinky osmanthus fish was originally mine, you are the one who stole it, if I hadn't found out, there would only be fish bones left today. ”
"Yes? I remember that I only fried half a fish, and I left half of it for you. ”
Xiao Bao'er knew that she was yin, and no one asked her to steal the fish, let alone let her eat it. Last night's incident was the same as Yan Xingdan, a typical self-inflicted injury, and the dumb person couldn't say what he was suffering from eating Coptis chinensis.
She didn't speak, just stared at Yao Xitong, who was quite calm at first, and felt very awkward after a long time, so she had to say, "Go back and rest for a while, I'll make do with lunch in the Yamen, you prepare dinner, Uncle He will help you prepare the ingredients." ”
At lunchtime, Uncle He brought a medicinal porridge, saying that it was boiled by Yao Xitong to nourish and nourish the stomach.
Xiao Bao'er drank happily, and when she entered the entrance, she knew that it was not Yao Xitong's craftsmanship, and the porridge that came out of the boiled porridge must not be the clear soup and little water in front of her!
Just after drinking porridge, Uncle He said that the ingredients for dinner had been bought, and asked her to go to the kitchen to take a look.
It is said that Yao Xitong saw a hunter selling wild boars when he went out, and bought the pig back when he was happy.
The eating habits of the Chen people were similar to those of the Northern Liao people, eating more beef and mutton and less pork. Xiao Bao'er suspected that these pigs didn't need money at all, they had only eaten a birthday banquet yesterday, how could they want to eat such greasy things today.
He Bo dealt with the heart, liver, spleen and lungs, and handed over the pig's large intestine to her to deal with, and explained the method to her in detail.
The remaining intestines were filled with pig dung, and the wild boar's undigested animal fur and plant roots could be seen in the feces...... She went directly to the backyard and vomited, and strongly requested that the heart, liver, spleen and lungs be treated, and the large intestine should be handled by Uncle He.
The idea was good, but Uncle Ho disagreed. Yao Xitong had long expected that this would be the result, and asked Uncle He to say four words to Xiao Bao'er - willing to lose the bet!
On a cold and biting day, Xiao Baoer squatted on the ground and carefully scraped the inner wall of the large intestine with bamboo slices several times, until the fat attached to the inner wall of the intestine was scraped away.
Then use a bamboo tube to blow the inside of the large intestine with air, tie it tightly at both ends, and coat the outer wall of the large intestine with plant ash, because the plant ash can take away a lot of dirt hidden in the folds of the large intestine.
After applying the plant ash, rub it gently, and the force must be light, so that the plant ash can not get from the outside of the intestine to the inner wall of the intestine. Wash the ashes, release the gas, and apply flour on the outside of the intestines, more flour, and the very sticky flour can wash the intestines thoroughly.
Wash off the flour and use scissors to remove the inedible parts, then pour in coarse salt and vinegar, and mix the two to rub the intestines. Vinegar removes the smell, and salt cleanses the intestines again.
It took Xiao Baoer two full hours to clean the pig's large intestine, and she didn't dare to take a deep breath during this period, for fear of vomiting from pig manure. She didn't have anything in her stomach except for the sour water.
Yao Xitong stepped on the order back, and seeing that Uncle He planned to make a fire to cook, he glanced at Xiao Bao'er who was standing there studying, and said generously, "It's easy to eat today, just fry the large intestine directly......
Stewed pork liver with radish, stir-fried pork loin, fried large intestine, plus a cup of Chendi's unique burning knife.
Xiao Bao'er brought out the food, and the crow and Yao Xitong smelled the fragrance, and they had already gathered around the table to eat without greeting.
Yao Xitong pointed to the position on his side and asked, "Do you want to sit down and eat together?"
Xiao Bao'er looked at the delicious table, her mind was full of the process of cooking food, she didn't have any appetite at all, and left there as if she was running away. She even secretly swore that if she had the opportunity to become the king of Northern Liao, she would not allow herdsmen to eat pork, so that pigs would completely disappear in Northern Liao......
Later, Yao Xitong brought her a bowl of noodles. It smells very fragrant, but when I look at it, it is a bowl of clear water somen noodles, which can't make people appetite at all. Thinking of the insincere medicinal porridge at noon, she didn't start by saying that she wouldn't eat it.
Yao Xitong said: "The old hen is cut into pieces and stir-fried with cooking wine, then add green onions, ginger, mushrooms, and sea rice, simmer for half an hour, take gauze to filter out the ingredients and fat, and only the soup remains." Eggs and noodles, without a drop of water. You really don't want to eat it, then I'll take it away!"
Foodies have a weakness, and they lose their backbone when they see food.
Xiao Bao'er ate the first few bites of Sven, tasted the soup delicious, the noodles were glutenous, she ate the whole bowl of noodles in one go, and there was no soup left. I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when I put down the empty bowl, I was a princess, how could I eat like a starving ghost.
Yao Xitong thoughtfully handed her a cup of tea to rinse her mouth and asked, "How many hours did this meal take today?"
Xiao Bao'er really didn't count the time, and felt that the whole day had been delayed, "Why did you suddenly remember to ask this?"
"Are you tired, why don't you give up?"
"I'm not tired, it's much more tiring to practice martial arts than this. It's annoying, and I want to throw my intestines into the water several times, but ...... If you do, you will laugh at me and say that I don't keep my promises, and I don't want to embarrass the people of Beiliao. ”
"If you were still in the palace, would you have the patience to deal with those intestines?"
"There are minions in the palace, who would dare to let me deal with those pickled things. Speaking of this, she vaguely guessed Yao Xitong's intentions.
"I've always said that I want to help you change your life, and today is a day. If you want to change your fate, you must remember how you feel when you handle the large intestine today before you lose patience. ”
"Nausea?"
"Learn the feeling of patience, you use patience to make a good meal, and if you put that patience in other things, you will be better than you were before. ”
Xiao Bao'er nodded as if she didn't understand, and the resentment she had accumulated for a day seemed to be really with a bowl of noodles, and she forgot to teach it cleanly.
Yao Xitong walked away with the bowl with a serious face, and couldn't help but put a smile on his face as soon as he went out. What kind of life change, it's just that I want to eat and don't bother to do it because I have a vice pig, plus I don't want Xiao Bao'er to be idle and cause trouble.
Uncle He was cleaning the kitchen, and when he saw Yao Xitong looking very happy, he couldn't help but ask, "Childe, have you told the princess what you want?"
Yao Xitong asked with a puzzled face: "What do you want?"
"You went to the pharmacy today to pick up medicine, and the owner said that the best way to relieve your stomach pain is to spit it out. When the stomach is empty, drink some hot water to nourish the stomach, if the stomach is not empty, it is uncomfortable to drink the decoction. ”
"The old slave thought that you had asked the princess to dispose of the pig's intestine on purpose, so he disgusted her and made her unable to eat anything. ”
Yao Xitong didn't want to admit that he still had a layer of thoughts, and said casually, "You think too much, how can I be so kind." ”
Uncle He asked again: "You didn't boil the medicinal porridge, why did you let the old slave deceive the princess?"
"I boiled it, I put the medicine in it myself, and I didn't say that I boiled it alone, how can this be considered a lie. ”
Regarding the change of life, Yao Xitong and Xiao Baoer only talked about it in private, and never told outsiders. He Bo didn't know that there was such a secret between the two, and felt that Yao Xitong was too much to call Xiao Bao'er like this, knowing that the large intestine was really difficult to wash.
He asked, "Childe, will it be okay to call the princess like you?"
Yao Xitong said with certainty, "No." ”
"Why is this? The princess is so devoted to you? It is so cold today, and she insists on washing the pig's intestines cleanly, this heart is really amazing. ”
Yao Xitong also admired Xiao Bao'er's backbone of being willing to gamble and lose, but he said nonchalantly, "Why do you ask so much, just listen to my orders." If she is looking for trouble, she will only look for me, and it has nothing to do with you. ”
On the issue of Xiao Baoer, he has always had reservations. Deep down, he was afraid that that person would hurt Xiao Bao'er, and he didn't dare to tell Uncle He in detail about many things. A few days ago, it was not bad to hide it, seeing that Uncle He was going to get along with them in Zhongling County for a long time, it was time for him to adjust his attitude towards Xiao Baoer, so as not to be figured out something.
With a bowl of hot noodle soup, Xiao Baoer lay happily on the bed, feeling that she could sleep well.
As her eyelids became heavier and heavier, she was just a little sleepy, and the knock on the door woke her up.
In the darkness, she quickly found a place to hide, and did not get up to light the lamp like ordinary people. The light will reveal everything in the house, such as when she is still awake, such as where she is in the house.
Listening to the voice, the person who knocked on the door was Yuning, and the slightly crying cry for help was quickly blown away in all directions by the cold wind of the call sign.
It was the crow who guarded the door, obviously receiving Yao Xitong's instructions, and resolutely did not let Yuning enter the door. A young woman with pear blossoms and rain begging, and a middle-aged man who was indifferent and ruthless, stood at the door and confronted each other until more people woke up from the night and flocked here.
Pretending to be asleep was not possible, Xiao Bao'er put on a mink coat, rolled to Yao Xitong's side like a furball, and asked with wide eyes: "What's going on, why did I hear a woman's voice?
Yao Xitong hasn't slept yet, he has always slept later than cats, got up earlier than chickens, worked more than dogs, and was born to work hard.
Hearing Xiao Bao'er's question, he said with a displeased face, "Put away the schadenfreude in your eyes, you caused the trouble." ”
The Yang family is far more stupid than Xiao Baoer imagined.
I thought that they would find an excuse to explain the scandal that happened at the banquet to the guests, but they didn't. They actually put pressure on Yuning in front of the guests, putting on a pitiful posture of marrying an unvirtuous wife and an unfortunate family, as if they would not be ashamed to say this.
Complaining about marrying the wrong Yuning is tantamount to admitting that Yang Shusheng has no vision, even if they blame Yao Xitong for the matter, others will still laugh at them for being afraid of power...... It is really a lack of vision and pattern, a typical small people, no wonder the business is not big.
Yao Xitong compared Zhu Zhigao and Yang Shusheng, he really promoted Yang Shusheng, and the two were not comparable at all.