Chapter 11: The Straw Hat Pirates (Revision)
"Luffy, what are you crazy about?" Just as Luffy yelled excitedly, the door of the hotel was pushed open, and several mermaids rushed in. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The orange-haired beautiful girl who took the lead asked curiously.
"Ahh Luffy grinned at Nami.
"Multi-...... Few...... Money...... What about it?" a certain gold-worshipping girl, who already knew Luffy's big stomach, spoke softly, pretending to ask gently, and a storm was brewing behind the softness.
"Three hundred million Bailey!" Luffy smiled, the smile was so innocent, the two rows of big teeth flashed with the brilliance of youth.
"Three hundred million Baileys...... What?!Three, 300 million Bailey?!" The tone immediately rose, and with the raised tone, an extremely strong murderous aura diffused.
In other words, just after Luffy said the sensitive word "300 million Bailey", Nami immediately sent out a domineering aura that did not lose to Hawkeye, and vigorously suppressed everyone present, including Hawkeye and Crokedahl. Then, with lightning speed, she transformed into a female tyrannosaurus-like existence, and landed on Luffy's almost physically immune head with a shocking and domineering fist. At the same time, the sudden eyes, sharp as the sharp teeth of a shark, completely destroyed her own beautiful temperament, and made everyone present realize how terrible Nami's obsession with money is.
Even if it was as strong as an eagle's eye, it couldn't help but leave a cold sweat, and his body shrank into the shadows.
"Ah...... Yes...... See...... Nami's transformation ......" muttered quite excitedly in his heart, Crockdahl couldn't hide the mentality of the traverser, and for a while he had the idea of making a worthwhile trip.
"Right...... I'm sorry......" Luffy had two large bags of tears in his eyes, and he didn't dare to fall out, and at this time, he was constantly apologizing to Nami, who had turned into a female tyrannosaurus, with a bag full of heads.
Looking at Luffy, who had incarnated as Maitreya Buddha in an instant, Crockdahl and Hawkeye couldn't help but shudder, with such a companion, no wonder they would be valued by the redhead, this has the potential to become a new generation of big mothers......
"Boss, this isn't a black shop, is it?" After Luffy finished teaching her lesson, Nami turned her head and showed her beautiful youthful smile.
Nami was followed by a swordsman with three knives, green hair, and a man with a long nose. At this time, they all looked at Nami with black lines on their faces, as if they wanted to pretend that they didn't know her. Don't say that people are not black stores, even if they are black stores, they won't admit it if you ask them like this, right?
These two people are none other than Sauron and Usopp, characters that Crockdahl liked quite a bit in his previous life. In fact, it can be said that he likes the entire Straw Hat Pirates very much.
"Ah~Beautiful young lady, even a black shop will be bleached for you~" A certain voice with a trilling voice came, and at the same time, a person kept spinning and came to Nami's side, and at this moment, Crockdahl remembered Mr.2 von Clay, who was pretending to be the king in Alabastan......
If this person is asked to wear a skirt and makeup, they should have a common language.
But...... Thinking of this, Crockdahl shuddered, having one von Clay was enough for him. Needless to say, he's the one who is about to board the Straw Hat Thief Ship, the future chef of the Straw Hat Pirates, Sanji.
Thinking about the memories before the crossing, it seems that Sanji really played happily with those shemales on the Shemale Island......
"Beautiful young lady, please allow me to express my admiration to you, your beauty is like an arrow from the god of love that has shot me, oh ~ my heart ......" The figure stopped, knelt down on one knee in front of Nami, and offered a beautiful rose in an extremely gentlemanly posture. Blonde hair, handsome face, curly eyebrows, and a black suit, bathed in a pink background, but the image is ruined by the white gas gushing from the nose.
"Oh, oh......" Nami has also just come of age, which is the age when a girl is pregnant with spring, looking forward to romance, looking forward to the appearance of Prince Charming, so she was a little stunned, and took the rose with a slightly red face. But then, the persistence of money overcame the girl's shyness, and Nami decisively abandoned the girl's heart, restored the true nature of the tyrannosaurus, grabbed Sanji's collar with one hand and lifted it, and kept shaking.
"How much food have you eaten, you black shop! 300 million Baileys!"
"Ah~~ The angry lady is so charming!" Sanji actually became like a noodle in an instant, lying on his stomach, and at the same time showed a silly smile, his eyes became peachy, and the white air in his nostrils became thicker and thicker.
Looking at all this in front of him, Crockdahl had a feeling of enjoying it.
"These people are the Straw Hat Pirates, I finally see them alive......" Crockdahl whispered on the side, while gently pushing Hawkeye with his elbow, and whispered to Hawkeye, "These people are the crew of the guy that the 'redhead' appreciates~"
"Well......" "Hawkeye" Mihawk looked solemn and silent.
"Hey, don't look at them one by one so strange, but as the saying goes, anyone who is extraordinary must do extraordinary things, you look at the one with the straw hat, it is Luffy, who actually defeated us at the dinner table, and then look at that Nami, who actually burst out with such an amazing domineering, and that long nose like Pinocchio, which is absolutely extraordinary, and the one who is green, actually fell asleep standing under such a majesty, but he has the capital to become a great swordsman......"
"Hey!" Hawkeye interrupted Crockdahl's gushing in disgust, "Why do you insist that the capital of becoming a great swordsman is sleeping?"
"This kind of detail doesn't care about it...... Look, look, that curly eyebrows, in order to pick up girls, he actually treats money like dung, and the huge amount of 300 million Bailey is said to be exempt, tsk~"
"Hey, Crockdahl......" Hawkeye's eyes narrowed slightly.
"How?"
"You're annoying. ”
"Yes, I think I can ...... it."
“…… If you don't want to die, shut up. ”
"Uh, hehe...... Watch the play, watch the play......" Crockdahl's lewd smile condensed on his face, and he hurriedly changed the subject. The murderous aura that had just flashed away made the cold hairs on his back stand up.
At the same time, they were chatting here, and Nami over there deserved to have an unusual intuition about money, and she actually had a big change of face, and she became a charming, silky fascinated Sanji's big mouth, and 300 million Bailey were free of charge!
"Ah!Done!Yamaji-san~Invite us to dinner, I'm so hungry~" Putting away the contract with a heavy heart, Nami said coquettishly. Then when I thought I could rub it in vain again, I found that Sanji had changed back to a deep gentleman from a state of lust.
"I'm sorry, I'd like to invite the beautiful lady to dinner, but ......" I don't know when I actually lit a cigarette, Sanji took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry, the food in stock has been eaten up by your companions." ”
"What?!" Nami's bloody mouth widened, her white eyes turned her head mechanically, and she looked at Luffy, who was dazed, "Luffy......"
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Nami, who was furious, completed a triple attack between the lightning and flint at a speed that even Hawkeye could not reach. Luffy's head was devastated again with the help of super resilience, and this time even Zoro and Usopp joined in.
"Right...... I'm sorry...... "Luffy, who was artificially fattened, kept it in ORAZ condition. It's also a shame that he has the protagonist template, and he has the vitality of Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, and most people are afraid that they will hang up a long time ago......
"Oh! 'Iron Fist' Master Fenbudi!" Just as the Straw Hats were in a mess, there was a neat roar from outside the Sea Restaurant, and then a medium-sized Navy ship docked next to the Sea Restaurant. Next to this ship was a small dhow with a skull flag in a straw hat fluttering on it, which was obviously Luffy's ship.
Hearing the movement, two guys with black sunglasses, who looked like underworld brothers, came out, and just wanted to scold a few words, but found that it was a naval warship, and hurriedly shrank back.
Hook of hook, sampan of sampan, after a busy moment, a handsome young man with a beautiful woman in his hand slowly walked towards the sea restaurant.
"The last time several pirate ships surrounded my ship, I said to them, 'Surrender, your filthy blood is not worthy of being stained with my fist of Master Fenbudi!' but they didn't listen, so I had to get around for a while, and when the aura of the king came out, they fainted and fell into the sea...... And last time...... Last time, ......" Fenbudi boasted to the woman next to him as he walked, causing the woman to shout a burst of adoration, and Fenbudi blew excitedly.
"Pirates, hmph, if I hadn't invited you to dinner today, I would definitely have cleaned them up!" "Just got on the boat at the sea restaurant, Fenbudi immediately saw the two pirate ships next to him, and immediately pointed his nostrils to the sky, and said.
"Ah~Fenbudi Sama is really merciful~"
"Aha!"
"Hey...... Is this an idiot?" asked Crockdahl, stabbing Hawkeye beside him.
Hawkeye didn't react at all when he heard this, and lowered his eyes, looking like he didn't want to deal with your stance, which made Crockdahl bored for a while. And the men brought by Crockdahl glared at him angrily after hearing Fenbudi's words.
"Ah~ beautiful young lady, is it arranged by God? let me see such a beautiful you, please accept this rose, this is a symbol of love at first sight between you and me, a blessing of the god of love, and a witness of fate......" Before the two people who had just stepped into the restaurant could react, Sanji had already floated over like a burst of madness, bowing down under the woman's skirt, and the roses raised high exuded a charming fragrance.
"Ah~ I hate it!" The woman blushed and twisted, but snatched the rose away in an instant. At the same time, the rose in Nami's hand turned to dust.