Zhou Baliang and Lao Huang Li were a little curious: "Since you already know so many precious scriptures, why don't you even dare to say it in front of the short lady?"

Second Master Wang: "I despise you! This is the business scripture, do you understand? This is called differentiated management, in the words of Sorrow Gou, it is 'new style', and your eyes are not blind, don't you see that those dozens of old guys have not succeeded? Second Master, if I am as stupid as you, I am not only one of you, in that case, if she can take a fancy to me, unless she is unconscious!"

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Zhou Baliang: "What don't you understand about this, isn't it just pretending! Pretending! Not only pretending to be tender, but also pretending to be stupid, Second Master Wang, you are still not human!"

Second Master Wang: "This truth is so simple that pigs can arch out, it's the same as hooking up with a prostitute, if you want to do business with her, you have to lure her over, she herself is obediently sent up, Second Master, I even save this step." If she is not curious or greedy for freshness, I will not be surnamed Wang, if she is not interested in my second master, we will turn the surname upside down!"

A green onion in the stupid pig herd, this scolded the two of them without temper, and it was even more nonsense to turn Wang upside down.

Compared with the public, it is only a small difference, and Wang Erye stands out from the pig killers. Someone once said that if you don't get out, you can't get Ying, and only by detaching yourself from the commonplace and ordinary will you have a strong attraction.

"Don't look at my young age, but let's go south and north to see a lot, why is I the only one who can inject water pigs? That is the trick that the second master learned. In the future, I will ask the second master for advice, don't pretend to be old in front of me, see the opportunity, see that when I am busy, come and play more, maybe the second master I am happy, I will pass on the trick of water injection to you, less than you are two pounds less infamy, that is much stronger. ”

2★.

"Good boy, you can say it, and you gasped!" said that, since then, their attitude towards Wang Erye has become more and more different.

"Don't be embarrassed, this is doing business, only choosing to make money, isn't it? My second master Wang's wish will be fulfilled, didn't we say before that I met a strange treasure, I really have to tell you about this matter, let's talk about it first, this is one thing that I have always been ashamed of, that time it was too big, I trusted you to tell you, this is the secret between a few of us, no fourth person knows, you must not say it, so as not to sweep the prestige of my second master." ”

The best way to let others know that you trust them is to let them know that only they can hold a secret that doesn't really matter to them.

"You have to have it. "Don't worry, don't worry!" "Talk quickly!" "Don't talk about it." ”

"You've all seen the lighter, right? What's going on, do you understand?" Wang Erye began to speak, and even his tone and diction were out of shape. This is a sense of rhythm into a strange event to tell the story of the great encounter that completely changed his fate.

"Of course, I understand, my old yellow calendar will, bamboo tube fire paper boiling water, has been used many times to remove rheumatism, it is still somewhat effective. ”

"What does this have to do with what you have to say, it can't be hit with eight poles!" Zhou Baliang said.

"Why can't I fight? What I met was a mother's fire cup. ”

"Huojubao, I've never heard of it!Hehe, it's a little interesting, tell me about it, what's going on?"

Second Master Wang: "What kind of treasure are we most afraid of when we are simmering with stewed goods?"

Lao Huang Li: "It's Niu Mabao and rotten, big, loose and rotten, there is no bottom and no edge, there is no sense of reality at all, and it is done in vain." ”

Zhou Baliang: "It's a fire with the dog Ma Baoli, and he can't get rid of it even if he is caught, and nine times out of ten he will be caught." ”

"The fire pot treasure is much more terrifying, and I am afraid that it will not be guaranteed. ”

"What's going on? Could it be that the two pieces of bacon are as hard as knives, and they break when they are clamped?"

"You're too good at talking, aren't you? What are you talking about? Do you want to listen to me? Be quiet!" Second Master Wang took the opportunity to town, he officially attacked his peers from the prestige

The seniors unconsciously erected their ears like rabbits, getting closer and closer.

3★.

Wang Erye was also amused by the two old naivety, these old goods are also super imaginative, and the two sides of the female treasure are as hard as knives, plus the principle of double kick leverage, which of the fine rods can withstand it? Sure enough, it is an old monster, and a sentence came out coldly, which is a master-level rhetoric.

"I'll tell you, it's like this. The second master went to a big city last time, working in a foreign-funded private slaughterhouse, killing pigs for a large company, at the beginning our family was also honest, completely according to the requirements of others, worked for more than ten days, did fifteen or sixteen hours a day, tired and tired, people ranked according to seniority, Lao Tzu as an apprentice, no matter how much they did, they only gave one-tenth of the masters, and they couldn't get a better treatment if they broke their mouths. Seeing that it was hopeless to be fair, he asked the boss to resign. ”

"That boss is not a thing, Lao Tzu can throw him to a height of eight zhang with one hand, he also set up a shelf with Lao Tzu, he ignores Daddy and me, he snorted like a foot pig: 'Why?' Lao Tzu is also proud for a while, anyway, he is also the one who is leaving, so he wants to scare them. ”

"Lao Tzu said that their slaughter is too untechnical, the benefits are too small, just like the hair on the female treasure, it looks like a lot, but if you really have to care, the itch can't be stopped, there is no need to do it at all, it is too dry, just like a child playing at home, it is all virtual, it is not interesting. ”

The mustache boss said that Leng didn't see that Lao Tzu was still funny when he spoke, and he bragged so much that he couldn't grow a beard. ”

"Oh, this little boss is not a good product when he hears it, I can't imagine that mustachioed mongrel is still talking to Lao Tzu!"

"When did we go out of the valley suffer a loss in the mouth? Lao Tzu was angry at that time, and as soon as the floodgates on his mouth opened, we opened up his words: You people who have not seen a real treasure can't ask for island boars, so you only know how to cut and stew the hair, stick it to the upper mouth, and sniff the hair! I don't know what a male treasure and a woman's treasure looks like!"

"It's not to blow with you, it's not to look down on you, the level of your pig killing, that is, the level of pigs! Lao Tzu doesn't bother to look at it, the pigs that Lao Tzu killed in his hometown, 200 catties of hairy pigs can kill 200 catties of side meat, and 300 catties can kill 320 catties. If Lao Tzu had such a big killing company as you, slaughtering hundreds of hairy pigs every day, Lao Tzu would have been rich a long time ago. How can it be like your turtle son, who is so stingy that he has to pinch a piece of treasure hair to keep!"

4★.

Lao Huang Li: "This is what we are used to in our usual 'gossip', and we can't control our mouths." ”

Zhou Baliang: "Yes, one is two, three is upside down, everything has to be wrong, and diesel fuel must be used for fire." Hey, hey!"

Second Master Wang: "I heard that there is something in Lao Tzu's words, there is a big price, the little boss like a thin horse and monkey is a ghost, so he quickly invited Lao Tzu to sit down on the soft couch, boiled water and poured tea, and knelt down to beg Lao Tzu to tell the truth." Lao Tzu thought that this was a big deal, scared to death of the mustache and didn't want me to bury it, Lao Tzu had to finish walking, so he picked up some non-technical content of the water-filled pig's doorway. ”

"Alas, Lao Tzu was still a little bit less at that time, the mustache only listened to half of it, so he sealed a big red envelope for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu was very happy, just like the 'urine bucket that can't be poured dry' in our sorrowful ditch, for the sake of the red envelope, all the and urine were poured! The villain who couldn't keep the island country was not disgusting, and used those two soft and collapsed ears to put all the dirty words poured out by Lao Tzu into it. ”

"Gaga, that mustache immediately didn't want me to go, saying that he intended to buy my technology, what patent buyout, the benefits are great. Find a place to rest well tonight, what are the beautiful eyebrows in the 'Great Bliss Beast Silver Circle', and the rest will be talked about tomorrow. ”

"Lao Tzu didn't understand what he said, everything was arranged by his ****. That night, the bearded boss asked someone to take me to open foreign meat, saying that in the five-star hotel, there was a beautiful woman from the 'unbelievable' archipelago to sleep. ”

"'Can't be left behind', you mentioned it once, and you didn't notice it at the time, it's a strange name! What is that? How far is it from Jian City?"

"You two old goods laughed at me to death, but also Jiancheng, let's go to Jiancheng is to ride a bicycle in less than a day, to stay in the island country, that is far away, even if you take a plane for more than a month, the difference is too far, this is the treasure of the scriptures, understand?"

"Don't stubble in the old Huang calendar, let's listen to Wang Erye's words. I've heard that the people there are all people who have been excreted from countries where there is no death penalty......"

5★.

Wang Erye roared, "Open the yellow tongue! What do you know, the island country is not allowed to keep the ball, and it is originally our gray grandson country." Disloyal and unfilial, always want to climb to the head of Lao Tzu to elevate urine! Don't talk far, it's angry to mention it, or to talk about Lao Tzu's serious business. "Opening the yellow tongue is an important part of the rhetoric, and it is deliberately nonsense to liven up the atmosphere.

"You're the most serious about that!" Zhou Baliang and Lao Huang Li said in unison.

Second Master Wang ignored them—this is the best way to deal with the rumors—if it really happened, would you still be interested in listening to it—he continued.

"When Lao Tzu entered the luxurious hotel, it was like entering the Yellow Palace, he couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, and was led by two big dogs in the island country, and walked upstairs and walked upstairs, and walked downstairs to listen to the pop, enter three, go around a few circles, retreat three in, enter four, anyway, people have time to make a dozen dolls, and they haven't walked to the door they said!"

"If you keep it, I'm afraid that you will walk more than the mustachioed boss's ears and bowls, what will you do then? But fortunately, Lao Tzu is also a tough kicker in the stonemason gang, and he has nothing to say to carry stones and climb the slope, and I am not tired of walking around the hotel. ”

"I finally found the slippery door, and before we could enter, the pair opened their crotches like a waist without a rope. Lao Tzu was pushed by the two big men and entered the terrible room. ”

"I don't have time to take a closer look, nothing else, her Ma's cutie is called a top, she has already taken off cleaner than our shaved Landrace pig, turned on seven or eight big stick lights, forked and waited on Simmons, and when she saw Lao Tzu enter, she screamed: Yo Xi, tender milk cub, come and teach you Missy Missy. While talking, he beckoned to Lao Tzu. ”

"It's terrible, it's terrible!" Old Huang Li and Zhou Ba both swallowed their saliva.

"Lao Tzu has killed too many lives, how can he be afraid of a little lady who only has a roll of paper in her hand. ”

"Little girl, not old enough to be a good girl?"

"No, there is not a single case in the whole body that is large. She said that she was an older sister, and she looked several years younger than Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu didn't take off slowly, but the little goblin kept urging: Little enemy, hurry, hurry!"

"It's too much of a monkey! It's not a male monkey yet. The old butcher swallowed.

"Who said it wasn't? Urging Lao Tzu to get angry, Lao Tzu didn't wash his feet, so he jumped on the bed. ”

"You haven't washed your whole body, have you?"

"Of course, people can't wait. Lao Tzu doesn't wash anything. ”

"Unexpected," Lao Huang Li said, "At a young age, it doesn't matter if she doesn't study well, she doesn't like to be clean, and when she grows up and gets old, she will feel better." ”

"You are an old yellow calendar, don't think that people really don't understand when they are young, people still love hygiene, but they use different methods. Lao Tzu went up, and before the frame was opened, she threw Lao Tzu down below, and said that the capital of the little enemy is not small, so she rode on Lao Tzu and cleaned up several places in Lao Tzu for a while.