Chapter 1 Crossing the Ming Dynasty
The 21-year-old handsome guy Adu was nervous because he had to take the college entrance examination again tomorrow. Adu's first college entrance examination results were not satisfactory, the second college entrance examination school was not ideal, and this year is the third time he has taken the college entrance examination. Ah Du knew in his heart that he might only have one last chance in the "Old Three Realms", so he hurried to Xueba's house to ask him a few questions, and just as he was hurrying, a motorcycle hit him head-on! Many passers-by immediately gathered around.
"Whose kid is this?
"Looks like he's not saved!"
Suddenly, the sky was covered with dark clouds, thunder roared, and a bolt of lightning struck Adu, and everyone was stunned and fled.
In the haze, Adu saw a living Buddha, emitting a golden light in the sky, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, looking at him. Ah Du was shocked: "Aren't you the Buddha who helped Tang Seng Sun Wukong learn scriptures in the west?"
"Yes and no, no, Ami Buddha!"
"Then, is Sun Wukong really a person?"
"No, that's made up by you earthlings. ”
"Are there really immortals in the world?"
"The so-called immortals are the gods and spirits of another dimension, and they cannot be understood by the people of the earth. Young man, you and I are born to be destined, I will reincarnate you, give you powers, and make you immortal. Selfishness and greed are mortal, and benevolence and chivalry are immortals. Remember me, young man, where do you want to go back?"
"I ...... in the Ming Dynasty"
The young man didn't finish speaking, but he felt the light all over his body, and the wind was whirring in his ears.
Russian leaning, Adu only felt a "bang" and fell in a shaky place. He slowly opened his eyes and found himself sitting in a big red sedan chair!
"You! you...... Who are you?!" The beautiful woman beside Adu screamed and asked sharply.
"I ...... I fell from the sky!" replied Abdul in horror.
Hearing this, the beautiful woman calmed down, and saw that the visitor next to her did not need short hair, dressed strangely, and exclaimed, "Monster!" and then rolled down the sedan chair!
The crowd surrounded the big red sedan chair. Ah Du lifted the sedan curtain and looked at it, and was immediately stunned! This Buddha has crossed himself into a wedding sedan chair!
Adu saw the bridegroom wearing a big red flower and riding a tall horse, and turned his head and stared at him angrily! Adu thought that the bridegroom was a handsome man, but he never thought that he was an old man! Alas!
"Master, there is a man hidden in this sedan chair!" said to the groom, pointing to Adu in the sedan chair.
"Help the old man to dismount!" the bridegroom ordered, and everyone hurriedly got him off the horse. Adu also hurriedly got out of the sedan chair.
"You...... Who are you?" asked the bridegroom.
"Heavenly ...... It fell from the sky!" Abdul pointed up with his hand.
"The old man lived for more than 70 years, no! The old man lived for more than 50 years, and he had never seen anyone fall from the sky! Is there really a flying pig in the world?"
"I heard my father say that the master is in his fifties this year, and he doesn't admit that he is in his seventies!" Woo ......" As soon as she heard this, the bride cried sadly on the side!
"This man doesn't need short hair, and he dresses strangely, isn't he a monster?" said an old man who trembled with fright.
"The person is dressed in a different appearance than the ordinary, go to the official quickly!" said someone else.
As soon as he heard that he was going to report to the official, Ah Du hurriedly stood up, tidied up his clothes, made a gesture to everyone, and said: "I am a mortal, from China, and I accidentally fell here from the sky.
"From China? We haven't heard of China, I'm afraid it's from the Middle Plains, right?"
"People fell from the sky! Hear me clearly, they fell from the sky!" said a crowd of onlookers, pointing to the sky and laughing.
"I heard that a person fell from the sky, I came over to get some meatloaf, it turned out to be a living person, strange, strange!" An old man looked shocked.
"What the hell are you guys?
"The famous Ming Dynasty!" someone said.
Adu only then understood that when the Buddha asked him where he was going, he was going to say to the Buddha, I want to take the college entrance examination in the Ming Dynasty, and I want to go back to the same place.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!" a big man in official uniform with a full face pushed away everyone and came straight towards Adu.
"The people from the government are here, let's all disperse!" an old man shouted as he withdrew.
"Who the hell are you?" the big man grabbed Adu's collar and asked, "Where are you a thief?"
Just when Adu was at a loss, a white-haired old man squeezed in, tangled Adu's ears, and reprimanded, "You brute, and you are born out of order!" Turning around, the old man explained to the catcher, "This person is my distant cousin, and he is crazy because of repeated failures." ”
"Oh, you are a madman, I think you look like it! You should take good care of such a madman, so as not to cause trouble again. You can bring him back, but I want to remember this man well!" After the head catcher finished speaking, he tapped Adu's forehead with his knuckles fiercely, and Adu's forehead bulged into a big bubble. Adu touched his forehead with his hand, what a big bag! It is worthy of being knocked by a person who has practiced Gonggong.
The old man dragged Abdul back home. The old man's home is far away from the downtown area, located at the foot of the mountain, with a blue brick house, which is still clean.
"I don't think you're a bad person," said the old man, "who are you?"
"My family lives in Chang'an, the Central Plains, the family is well-off, he is studious when he is young, he is a little more famous, and he studies diligently day and night. After the family road fell, cut his hair as a monk, stepped on the grass and lay on the stone, happily in the stars and moon, heard the cicada singing, and then had an unwillingness, went to Beijing to catch the exam, unfortunately encountered a strong man halfway, and the clothes and gold and silver were all abandoned, and he fell to this!
"Well, good story! good story!" said the old man.
After the good wine and meat were entertained, the old man asked Ah Du what his plans were.
"I want to stay in your place for a while, and then go to Beijing to catch the exam. How about the fee being paid at a later date?"
"The old man used to be an official person, but later because he offended the powerful, he resigned from the official position. Young people are ambitious, and it is gratifying. If you need it, help you!"
It was getting dark, and the old man led Adu into a side room, a table, a chair, and a bed, which was antique. "Are you satisfied?" asked the old man as he brought a teapot.
"I can't thank you enough. Uncle is really benevolent!"
Abdul sat in his chair, drinking tea and thinking, I don't think there's anything I've done. By the way, what about my phone? Adu nervously touched his pocket, but fortunately, the phone was still there, and when he touched it again, the power bank was also there! He turned on the phone, and it was 98% charged! The question was, is there WiFi here? As soon as he connected, his heart suddenly cooled in half! He came to a world without the Internet! Fortunately, there were some TV dramas, songs, games, and so on stored in his phone. After a while, the old man gently pushed open the door and quietly came behind Adu, staring at the artifact in Adu's hand in amazement!
"Such a small thing, how can it hold a singing living person in it?" the old man suddenly exclaimed.
The old man's cold words startled Ah Du. "Uncle, it's just an ordinary cell phone!" said Abdul.
"What kind of ordinary object is this, this is clearly a treasure of the world! With this treasure, great things can be accomplished!" The old man said mysteriously: "Today's emperor is not obsessed with women and is obsessed with handicrafts, and is good at making wood utensils and tools.
Abdul pondered and asked, "When can I enter Beijing?"
"When you take a bath and change your clothes tomorrow, you can enter Beijing!"