Thirty-one, outing
The monkey is a human being, and he also has self-esteem, and he knows that Xiao Bao'er has no malicious intentions, which does not mean that he can accept their behavior. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ Info was busy using a philistine to hide the fragility in his heart, and asked, "After singing, how do you give a reward?"
Xiao Bao'er scratched her head, "Aren't you my Sanji?"
The monkey didn't speak, and his round eyes were full of questions, as if to say, when did I agree to be your Sanji?
Xiao Bao'er said generously, "Okay, what do you want for the reward?"
The monkey shook violently with the chain, and he wanted to be free. Without waiting for Xiao Bao'er to ask, Yao Xitong took the initiative to say, "Don't ask me, this chain is made of stainless steel, and it can't be opened by the gods without a key." β
Xiao Bao'er looked at the monkey with her cheeks and sighed: "Since you don't want to be my Sanji, why don't you worship me as a teacher?
Yao Xitong was once again impressed by Xiao Bao'er's god-like logic.
There are many ways to open the chain, you can go to the key, you can go to the craftsman who built the chain in the first place, and you can turn to a mysterious organization like a bun shop that can handle everything. He had already figured out how much money he wanted to charge Xiao Bao'er, how could things have come to this? How did Xiao Bao'er come up with the idea of taking a monkey as an apprentice? The key was why the monkey agreed, he knew that Xiao Bao'er had peerless light skills? Otherwise, Xiao Bao'er's three-legged cat's kung fu would not be worth a finger of the artist.
Could it be that the monkeys were sent by Aoyama-kun? No, that's not the case, they entered the ghost town by accident......
Yao Xitong felt that his brain was about to explode, and it was a nightmare to figure out people who didn't play cards according to common sense.
On the other side, Xiao Bao'er said to the monkey, "Not long ago, I learned a set of light skills, and I don't practice them anyway, can I teach you?"
Yao Xitong hurriedly pricked up his ears, thinking that he could overhear Wu Jun's mastery, but Xiao Bao'er whispered to the monkey, as if he was directly handing over Wu Jun's mental method to the monkey and letting him comprehend it himself......
In the kitchen, Uncle He looked at the angry Yao Xitong and said, "Son, the old slave's light skills are also good, why don't you let the old slave teach you a few tricks?"
"Uncle He, how can a person like me who has no kung fu foundation learn your mental method? Besides, I have no interest in learning martial arts, but there are so many people in the rivers and lakes who want to know where Wu Jun's light martial arts master came from, and if the bun shop can get the secret book, it can be sold for a good price. β
Yao Xitong's disguised appearance made Uncle He sigh slightly.
There is only one dish for dinner, and it is named: Taqing. Beef hoof tendon stew, in the white and thick soup, there is a cut and boiled cow's trotters. The beef trotters are stewed crispy, almost all the gum has melted into the soup, and the soup has become thick and mellow, and the green onion leaves floating on the soup noodles make the soup look full of color and flavor. After taking a sip, the sticky feeling between the lips, the tongue seems to be frozen in the mouth, and the aroma echoes between the lips and teeth, so that the drink is tight.
Gluttony likes this dish and asks about the steps to cook it.
Yao Xitong said: "It takes about a whole day to make beef hoof soup through three processes. First of all, put the fresh cow's hooves into the water, stew for three or four hours, then take them out, remove the shell and trim the hair, split them from the middle of the cow's hooves to remove the smell, and then put them in the water and stew for three or four hours. It is best to stew beef hoof soup in a large pot and simmer, when the heat comes, the stewed soup will freeze even in summer, and the nutritional value is very high. β
Gluttony was satisfied with this answer and handed the rice in his hand to everyone. The happiest thing is Yao Xitong, who has eaten hard buns for a few days, and is disgusted when he sees them, and he can eat some decent food.
"Didn't you swear not to eat meat for a month?"
"I didn't say I wouldn't drink soup!"
Xiao Bao'er pursed her mouth, "Roasted hoof tendons are more delicious, you must have chosen to stew hoof tendons just to drink soup." β
Su Su's focus is different, if he wants to get the shelter of the outer building of the garden, he must first find materials to make good dishes in exchange for the right to stay, and secondly, he must exchange good food for other ingredients. She asked, "What did you get with this pot of soup and all that meat?"
"We can stay here tonight, with the rice you carry in your hands, the chives in the soup. β
Su Su asked dissatisfiedly, "No, a cow for something like that?"
"You don't suspect me of hiding secrets, do you? Is it necessary? I won't be able to get out for a while anyway. β
Su Su was speechless, she was able to live so far because of Yao Xitong's endless food ideas, and she didn't know what she had done in her previous life, so she let her serve Xiao Bao'er. It's enough to have a master who doesn't play cards according to common sense, multiple Yao Xitong is a nightmare, and it's a super nightmare for the two of them to get together, everything because they are going farther and farther in an uncontrollable direction.
"What's the reward for going out today?"
The magpie walked away without saying a word. Su Su sighed, "You see, it's still the same as yesterday, no matter how you go, it's going in circles." The house you destroyed yesterday is still the same today, and these people expect us not to get out. As she spoke, she handed a picture to Yao Xitong, "I have drawn all the streets and iconic buildings that the magpie sees every time he climbs up, and you can see if you can find the formation eye." β
"The painting is good, you come from a scholarly family, right?" Su Su has long been accustomed to Yao Xitong's clichΓ© skills, she said: "When I was young, my family was poor, and my mother relied on embroidery to subsidize the family, I learned embroidery with my mother for a few years, and I learned to paint at that time. β
"Ling Tang is still alive?"
Su Su glared at Yao Xitong, didn't this person know how to accept it when he saw it? Asked her mother, did she still have to ask how many people in the family there were, how could these lies be made up in time? How could they justify themselves in the future itinerary?
Yao Xitong was very shameless, and asked himself, "Why are you glaring at me and getting angry? Could it be that Ling Tang has passed away, and I asked you about your sadness?"
Xiao Bao'er is a straight intestine, and she is very unaccustomed to the Central Plains people's way of speaking, so she couldn't help but say: "Her father is a counselor, and he has repeatedly advised the first emperor not to mislead the country because of sex, and the first emperor is angry about this, and he has to follow the ancestral teachings and can't kill the ministers at will...... The traitors around the first emperor found an excuse to kill her father in order to invite favor. β
Yao Xitong pretended to have a suddenly realized expression, and wanted to ask again proudly, so he heard Xiao Bao'er say, "Su Su's matter ends here, Xuan Ze believes her, I naturally believe her, you can trust me." β
Su Su sighed secretly, she is really a stupid princess, don't you see that Yao Xitong is not simple at all? I believe that the fate of this person is to be trapped in this magical town, so that every day should not be called the earth.
At night, Su Su looked at the monkey sitting in the corner of the room and said, "Master, can you let him out?" β
"Everyone is a girl, what are you afraid of?"
"The words in the morning are just casual talk, maybe he is singing the local nursery rhyme, I am lonely and think too much......" Xiao Bao'er understood the meaning of Su Su's words, the monkey just sang a song, it doesn't mean that he is the girl who will be drowned by his father in the song. She asked, "You're right to say that, why don't I take him over and study it again?"
"Master, don't do it!"
"Why?"
"He understands us, and it's rude for you to say that. β
Xiao Bao'er looked at Su Su with strange eyes, "Do you think that if you don't say it, he won't see the fear and disgust in your eyes?" He is different from us, this is a fact, no one can change the fact, I think he has long been used to this kind of treatment, and he is not rare at all the politeness in your mouth and the kindness you pretend." β
Su Su is a smart woman, she heard another meaning from Xiao Bao'er's words, talking about a monkey, but a metaphor for Xiao Bao'er's identity as a princess of different races. What kind of emotions must have appeared in Xiao Bao'er's mouth in her eyes, looking down on barbarians, disgusting barbarians, and not knowing the etiquette of the Central Plains......
"The slave is at fault, and the master is asked to punish him. β
"Get up, if your father is still here, you are also a young lady from a large family, and you will kneel when you can't see anyone. Just understand what I say, don't take it to heart, if you are full of hypocrisy in your eyes, you don't have to follow me in the future. β
It was rare for Xiao Bao'er to say a few words, Su Su was a little unaccustomed to listening to it, and she always felt that she had changed her temperament after leaving the palace.
The monkey understood what they were saying, and consciously crouched down in the doorway, and he stretched out his hand to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, but when his movements reached his face, he turned into scratching his cheeks with his paws. After years of domestication, he has forgotten how to move, and only knows that if he makes a little human gesture, he will be beaten.
Harvesting and cutting, Pu Prison Hall castrated not only their limbs, but also their minds. All the surviving "brutes" have to remember and repeat the stories of others, and over time, they will forget their own background, or confuse their own life history with that of others. Even if they escape the control of Pu Prison Hall, they will not find their way home, and will always live in the eyes of others.
No one taught him to sing, and today's nursery rhyme is his only precious memory.
If it weren't for Su Su, he almost forgot that he was the only male in the family, and when he learned that his sisters had died of drowning, he ran to the river curiously but accidentally stumbled...... A few months later, the good Samaritan sent him home from the lower reaches of the river, only to find that a happy event was being held at home. Thinking that he had drowned, his father blamed his mother, and in a fit of rage, beat his mother to death and threw her body in a mass grave.
In order to leave a legacy for the family, the father did not do white things, but first did red things, and wiped out his mother and his existence.
He did not return home, vowed to avenge his mother, encountered a liar, and was sold to Pu Prison Hall after several rounds. Seeing that he had good bones, the hall master personally castrated him with medicine, turning him from a normal ten-year-old boy into a monster who did not grow up.
The entertainer came to the Pu Prison Hall, and he was given to the entertainer as the eyes and ears of the hall owner. The latter liked monkeys, and the mountain caught a big monkey and covered him with his skin, turning him from a small youkai into a monkey......
He thought he would be free without the hall master, but he only went from one hell to another. The moonlight dragged the monkey's back until another, larger shadow engulfed it completely.
The monkey was afraid of gluttony, and he watched with his own eyes as this ordinary-looking man tore the entertainer into several pieces with his hands. He trembled and followed Yu to a no-man's corner, and heard Yu ask, "What martial arts she taught you, tell me quickly." β
Xiao Bao'er didn't teach the monkey martial arts, but just attached to his ear and said, "If you can walk out of this town with me alive, I will teach you the best light skills and set you free!"
Freedom, this is the most beautiful promise in the world. For the sake of freedom, the monkey concealed the truth and told the entertainer what he had taught him.
After listening carefully, he muttered: "What kind of garbage is this, I will teach you better after the deed." Remember to keep up with her, if you lose her, I'll get you stuck in the plank and eat your brain raw. β
The monkey squeaked twice like a monkey, and left satisfied, as if Xiao Bao'er had already put it on the table!