[47] After the victory, the celebration banquet
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Your sister, it's interesting to my wife, what do you mean by calling me my brother, are you going to dig into the corner?
Li Dongdong looked at the killing god who was walking away, and said with a serious face to the Rakshasa woman; "Wife, a little white face like the God of Killing, a sinister man, you have to let him get out of the way domineeringly like you did just now,.....。 Vertex updates are the fastest
Really I don't lie to you, people like him, in ancient times, it was going to invade the pig cage, knowing that you already have a husband, since he still said that he likes you, how shameless this place is.... ”
"Tut-tut..... You're embarrassed to talk about others, when you didn't know that I was your wife, didn't you still push me the same, who can be worse than you? The Rakshasa looked at Li Dongdong and said with a funny face.
Hearing the Rakshasa Girl mention the previous things, Li Dongdong said with a serious face; "Although I didn't know you were my wife at the time, my body was too familiar with you, so I followed my feelings at the time, hehehehe..."
"Hmph, I heard that you used to have a lot of wives, it seems that you feel quite a lot." The Rakshasa girl pulled up Li Dongdong's ear, puffed out angrily, and asked through gritted teeth.
Reaching out to grab the jade hand of the Rakshasa woman, Li Dong smiled and said obscenely; "Who knows what this feels like, you see I'm so handsome, and I'm so capable, it's hard for women to think about me or not..."
"Virtuous, but husband, I'm very curious, you have seven or eight wives and lovers, plus you have nine sons and four daughters, why don't you have kidney defects?" The Rakshasa woman stared at Li Dongdong's warehouse stall and said with a sly smile.
Li Dongdong slapped his chest while he was in the Dao; "Who am I, I, Li Dongdong, am a world-class macho man, I, cough cough cough..... Damn, the hammer is too strong,.....。 ”
When Li Dongdong and they were chatting, the soldiers of Ximen came over with bags of Neidan and looked at Li Dongdong with a respectful face; "My lord, all the Nedan has been collected, please accept..."
"Good, good... You've done a good job, and you'll be rewarded when you go back, and by the way, we'll check the death toll of our Simon. After Li Dongdong casually put away the Neidan on the ground, he looked at the soldiers with a relieved face.
Hearing Li Dongdong say that he wanted to check the death toll of Simon, several soldiers immediately stepped forward and said with respectful faces; "Lord Qiqi, our soldiers of Simon have zero deaths in this battle..."
"Well, there are no dead people, then it's good, it's good, it's commendable, if there are no dead people, then you can go and check the injured." Hearing that there were no dead people, Li Dongdong was stunned for a moment, and then praised again with a face full of relief.
Hearing Li Dongdong say that he wanted to check the number of wounded in Simon, several soldiers stepped forward again and said with embarrassment on their faces; "Your Excellency, not only did our Simon not have any deaths, but we have not even ...... the wounded."
"Eh, is this like a war for you, forget if there are no dead people, since there is not even a single wounded ......" Li Dongdong looked at the soldiers of Ximen and said speechlessly.
After being speechless, Li Dongdong waved his hand and said; "As a first-class soldier, since there are no casualties, then you should go back to the city first, rest and drink a few more drinks at noon...."
"Thank you for your kindness, and thank you for your leadership, my subordinates have retired..." Seeing the impatience in Li Dongdong's eyes, several soldiers immediately became very knowledgeable and retreated with a smile.
Glancing at the battlefield that had been cleaned up, Li Dongdong patted Lao Ba's skin and smiled; "It's almost cleaned up, and there's nothing to do with us, let's go back to the city, boss..."
"Whoa, whoa..........." Hearing Li Dongdong's command, Lao Ba raised his huge head, and after letting out a huge roar, he carried Li Dongdong and the others towards the city with a swagger, not caring at all how scary his appearance was.
When Lao Ba entered the city, the citizens of the city, the elderly, women, and children, lined up in two rows and waved their arms to welcome Li Dongdong and them, while shouting with a smile on their faces; "The big hero is back, the big hero who killed the devil is back, ........."
"Heroes, heroes, welcome heroes, welcome heroes back to the city............."
"Uncle, you are a big hero, I want to marry a man like you when I grow up........"
"Brother, you are a real man, I want to be like you when I grow up, and then marry her as .....a wife."
"Uncle, I want to be like you, I want to go to Lili to be my wife when I grow .....up."
While driving the Tyrannosaurus Rex back to his residence, Li Dongdong pointed to the three children and smiled at the Rogue; "Wife, look at how precocious those three little guys are, they fell into a love triangle at such a young age, hehehe..."
"They have a triangular relationship, and what about us, is it an octagonal relationship or a one-piece relationship?" After glaring at Li Dongdong, the Rakshasa woman pouted angrily.
Don't go past the question of the Rakshasa Woman, Li Dongdong continued to drive the Tyrannosaurus Rex forward, waving his arms and greeting the citizens with a smile; "Hello everyone, this is my wife, hahaha, beautiful...."
Under the greeting of everyone, Li Dongdong and the Rakshasa Girl finally returned to the courtyard where they lived, and then Li Dongdong suddenly remembered that he hadn't slept last night, and then pulled the Rakshasa Girl to sleep.
I have to admire Li Dongdong's shamelessness, obviously saying that he asked the Rakshasa Girl to go in and sleep with him, but after entering the house, Li Dongdong won't feel it, and he flickered the Rakshasa Girl and said that he wanted to give birth to a daughter, and then take the opportunity to do what he loves to do.
At 12 o'clock in the afternoon, the Xia Dynasty held its third great feast since the founding of the country, and the people of the whole country closed the city gates and refused all guests to come to the door, just for the celebration banquet after their victory.
At the celebration feast, the king raised his glass and shouted loudly to the soldiers below; "My soldiers, my people, I salute you for your bravery and good fighting, thank you for your dedication, cheers ......"
"Cheers ,.......。" Thousands of citizens and soldiers raised their wine glasses in their hands and shouted loudly in unison.
After drinking the first glass of wine, the king raised his glass again and said with a smile on his face; "I salute my brother for this second cup, thank my brother for informing me of the attack of the demons in advance, and thank him for helping us defeat the demons, come and toast....
"Come, come, come.... Don't be inhibited, everyone raise their glasses together and do it.... Li Dongdong raised the wine glass in his hand and shouted with a smile on his face as he looked at everyone.
The celebration banquet was held from 12 o'clock at noon to more than 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and basically those who had eaten the celebration banquet did not have to eat dinner in the evening.
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