[87] Surprise the beach hero and fish for crabs with his crotch
Aircraft carriers are the hegemon of sharp weapons at sea.
It is estimated that the designers who built this aircraft carrier would never have dreamed that one day someone would use the aircraft carrier they built as a staff dormitory.
A sumptuous dinner, Li Xiaowu and they ate from six o'clock in the evening to nine o'clock in the evening.
In the past, at nine o'clock, they would have gone back to bed, but today they did not go back to sleep, but gathered around with food and watched a movie in front of a big TV.
The movie on TV is Monster Hunt, a movie that others are tired of watching outside, but in the space, Lin Xie and they laughed, and even said that the domestic film was finally on the right track, and a good movie could be watched.
Hearing Lin Xie's words, Li Xiaowu secretly said in his heart, "Domestic films are good-looking, they are as boring as they are, there are only a few that can be watched, there are a lot of them that blow into the sky, hey, domestic films are as incisive as the national football team." ”
After dinner, each child obediently returned to his new room, began to wash and change into pajamas, and then obediently went to bed.
After arranging the children, Li Xiaowu took Klee and them back to the castle in a warship.
After returning to the castle, Li Xiaoxiao's hard life began again, plowing the fields from half past ten in the evening, and directly at six o'clock the next morning, Li Xiaowu satisfied the four daughters and got a limited rest.
His rest time is indeed not very long, less than eight o'clock Little Tyson, Xiao Zhengtai, Xiao Tiantian, Xiao Jiaolong, walked to Li Xiaowu's bedside, one hand and one foot, almost Li Xiaowu to the five horses to divide the body.
Opening his eyes in a daze, Li Xiaowu looked at the four sons in front of him, and asked in a daze, "Little guy, why don't you sleep, why are you running to Dad's bed, don't pull Dad, Dad still wants to sleep again." ”
"It's eight o'clock in Dad, do you still want to sleep?" Xiao Zhengtai looked at Li Xiaowu and asked with a disgusted expression.
Pinching Xiao Zhengtai's little face, Li Xiaowu said with a wry smile, "Dad didn't go to bed until six o'clock in the morning, you let Dad go, let Dad sleep for a while, it's okay, just a little younger." ”
"Okay, then Daddy, close your eyes now. Xiao Tiantian walked up to Li Xiaowu and said with a smile.
Li Xiaowu closed his eyes and said with a wry smile, "Okay, Dad has closed his eyes now, you guys go out to play, Dad is going to continue sleeping." ”
"Daddy, open your eyes and see what this is, wow, it's so beautiful. Xiao Tiantian said with a smile in front of Li Xiaoxiao.
Li Xiaowu opened his eyes, looked at Xiao Tiantian, and said with a confused expression, "What is so beautiful, where is it, show it to Dad." ”
"Dad, you have to talk to the talk, you just said you were going to sleep for a while, and you've been asleep for a while now.
Now hurry up and get up, and then accompany us to the beach, catch crabs and lobsters, hehe....... Xiao Tiantian looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smug face.
Getting up from the bed, Li Xiaowu said with a bitter face, "What kind of demons did I raise?"
It's early in the morning, even if you sleep, you can be pitted by your own son, every day are you in the middle of the pass, the child who specializes in cheating fathers?"
Unable to resist the stalking of the four little guys, after Li Xiaowu finished washing, he changed into beach pants and a shirt, brought a homemade straw hat, and then led the four little ghosts, carrying a bucket and a small wooden stick, to the beach to catch big crabs.
When Li Xiaowu and the others appeared on the beach, Lin was wearing a swimsuit and shouted with a smile, "Brother-in-law, there are a lot of big crabs here, you hurry up and come here to catch them with us." ”
Seeing the four members of Keli's family, Li Xiaowu stepped forward with the four little guys, and said with a smile on his face, "Good morning, Mom and Dad, are you still used to living here, are you still used to sleeping on an aircraft carrier?"
An Kejie looked at Li Xiaowu and asked with a serious face, "Tell me honestly, are you going to be here and imprison our family for a lifetime, yes, yes, no, no, if it's a man, give me a good time." ”
"No, if you want to get out, I can send you out at any time, but if you are chased by black men again, I think when the time comes, I should be able to help you even if I want to.
You're going out, aren't you, then I'll send you out now. Li Xiaowu looked at An Kejie and said with a smile on his face.
An Kejie held a wooden stick, carried a bucket, and walked into the distance, without looking back, "Who said that I was going out, eat well and sleep here, eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, sleep in the aircraft carrier hotel, go out and be hunted down, you are stupid?"
"Li, don't be surprised, the old man has this character, I don't want to go out, life here is very good, at least the old guy won't be able to gamble everywhere in the future." Si Li looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a smile on her face.
Li Xiaowu nodded, then looked at Si Li, and said with a smile on his face, "Mom, I want you to continue to be a teacher, can you help me teach these children, so that these children can receive more good education like the children outside?"
"Yes, but if I teach it alone, I'm afraid I won't be able to teach it, after all, Mom's age is here. Si Li looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a wry smile on her face.
Li Xiaowu nodded, then looked at Keli and said, "Keli, you have studied abroad, although your brain is a little stupid, but you can still teach these students at least temporarily, and you will also go to be a teacher with your mother from tomorrow."
You and your mother are English teachers, Lin Lin is a math and Chinese teacher, and I'll get some other teachers to come in in the future, as for Lin, you just go to be a little savage, anyway, you love the wild so much, there are a lot of forests here, you can go wild enough, hahaha. ”
"Where am I stupid, I'm just not as smart as you, math is not very good, if I'm stupid, I can study abroad, can I learn your Huaxia, such a difficult language to learn, hum." Keli looked at Li Xiaowu and said angrily.
There is a way to learn, Lin also glared at Li Xiaowu, and said angrily, "Why am I wild, I just don't like school, a beautiful girl like me, do I need to go to school, I will be like my sister in the future, just find a rich husband." ”
"Okay, okay, I've decided not to let you out, you can go to school with little Tyson and them in the future, let's go to school, let's catch crabs, little ones." ”
Li Xiaowu took Little Tyson and them to the rocky beach not far away, and said without looking back.
After arriving at the rocky beach, Li Xiaowu and the four little guys together, took the small stick to drill and stab, and then they quickly caught a few eels, a few big crabs, and a lot of small crabs, but they didn't want it.
When Li Xiaowu was excited, An Kejie shouted to Li Xiaowu in the sea, "Oops, help, it hurts Lao Tzu, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh." ”
Under Li Xiaoxiao's stunned eyes, An Kejie stood up under the crotch with four big crabs, walked in front of Li Xiaoxiao, and said with tears in his eyes, "Hurry up and help me get it down, it's almost broken." ”
"I'm sorry, grandpa, you're so good, since you use small birds to catch big crabs, aren't you afraid that they will clip you off?"
Li Xiaowu touched Little Tyson's little head, then took out the pliers, cut the tongs of the big crab, and then took out a bottle of healing drop by drop to An Kejie, and asked him to find a place where no one was there to order a few drops.
Seeing An Kejie leaving with a figure-eight step, Li Xiaowu and Little Tyson were lying on the beach laughing shamelessly, which embarrassed An Kejie, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down.
(Po Sing Shek Academy)