In the corner:

Shang Haojia patiently told Sù Lao San Long live: "Long live, this Du/Lei/Si is really not delicious or fun, it is a product for adults, not suitable for children, you know?

"Oh......" Lao San Banzai nodded, but he was still reluctant to put it down, he continued to ask, "Mommy, then you sue me: what is this Du/Lei/Si, how to use it, where is it used......?

This curious baby, just ask questions, as for this Du/Lei/Si, how can Shang Haojia answer?

Long live the character, Shang Haojia understands, and if he is curious about the baby, he will not stop if he can't ask the result, and he will ask until you sue him.

So, after thinking about it, he sighed, and Shang Haojia secretly whispered to him in Banzai's ear: "This is used by Daddy and Mommy when they ******** in bed, commonly known as An/Quan/Set!"

"Why is it called An/Full/Set?"

"Just to ensure safety, no accidents?"

"What could happen to this?"

"This ...... Accident, it's just a misfire, and then there is a baby like you!"

"How did we wipe the gun? How did we go off the gun?"

……

Shang Haojia's patience ran out, and his anger continued to soar: "Enough! Hurrah! If you have a problem, go home, hurry up and take your bubble gum and go home! Aren't you hungry? Do you still want to have lunch?"

Banzai nodded: "Yes!"

"Hurry up and hurry up!"

"Okay, Mommy!"

Just after Shang Haojia had just finished the annoying long live, the boss suddenly came with the nation: "Mommy, Mommy......" The boss looked like he had something, he wanted to say and stopped, not knowing whether to say it or not.

"What's wrong, Zhonghua?" Shang Haojia asked, "Is there something wrong? Sue Mommy, don't hold it in your heart, we are a family, and we have something to face together!"

Well!

Boss China nodded, and then said an astonishing fact: "Mommy, I just heard someone at the door say that they want to rob/rob silver!"

Rob...... Bank!?

The first time she encountered such a catastrophe, Shang Haojia was stunned. After a long time, he stammered and asked, "Zhonghua, are you sure you heard it wrong?"

The boss nodded calmly: "Mommy, I'm sure I heard it right!"

Then the boss told Mommy what he had heard, and he said, "Mommy, I heard the conversation between those people, and they said that they were going to rob the bank in five minutes!

Following the direction of the finger boss's finger, Shang Haojia looked over, it was really a bank!

"How many of them?"

"I'll think about it!" Zhonghua closed his eyes, presumably listening to the other person's voice and then distinguishing the voice, and finally replied, "Six people!

It's over!

Shang Haojia really wanted to go home with the three milk babies immediately and hide. What if the children are in danger?

But...... Shang Haojia taught the children herself: you must help others!

If she is a turtle with a shrunken head at this time, isn't this a bad example for the child?

After a fierce ideological struggle, Shang Haojia decided. She walked over to the convenience store camper: "This eldest sister, please help me take care of the child, just a few minutes, I'll go to the bank opposite, there is something to do, it will be fine soon!!"

The eldest sister took a look at it, the child was very cute, and immediately nodded: "You go, I'll help you watch......! Cute to death!"

Then the eldest sister talked directly to the three cute treasures: "What's your name!"

"China!"

“……”

"Auntie, he is the second, called the nation!"

"My name is Hooray! Hooray! Hooray......"

"Ai Yigu, it's so cute!"

……

Opposite the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China:

As soon as Shang Haojia entered, he looked for the person in charge at the service desk and asked, "Where is the person in charge of your here?" I want to find your person in charge! I have something very important, I'm really in a hurry, hurry up, it's too late! Otherwise, it's really too late...... "I said that it took me five minutes, and it took me at least two minutes to run all the way over."

But the bank staff looked suspicious, not only did not say but asked, "Madam, what are you looking for our person in charge for?"

In the end, Shang Haojia asked many times, and made sure that time was running out, so he said directly: "That's the case, someone is going to rob the bank! Time is running out, there is only one or two minutes left, hurry up! Sue the person in charge here, otherwise it will really be over......"

Shang Haojia hurriedly explained the matter clearly, and for a while, the bank staff was stunned for a moment. Shang Haojia thought she was trying to figure out a way, but as a result, the person suddenly burst out laughing: "What......? How is this possible in broad daylight? Ma'am, please don't talk nonsense, we are open for business, if you don't do any business, please go away?"

"I'm not messing around! It's true! Someone really wants to rob a bank! There are six robbers, and they all have guns!" Shang Haojia said the severity of the matter one by one, but he really played the piano to the cow!

The bank clerk was completely incredulous: "Ma'am, how do you know that someone robbed the bank?"

When she asked, she laughed and said, "Could it be that those robbers themselves took the initiative to sue you?" She probably thought that Shang Haojia was full of food and had nothing to do, or she just thought that Shang Haojia was sick in the brain! She laughed very contemptuously!

Shang Haojia didn't care about that, and patiently replied: "No! It's my son, he heard the conversation of the robbers! He said, and the robbers were lying in ambush around, one hiding in the alley over there, and the other in ...... Do you see the trucks parked there? The trucks there are their base camps!"

"I'm really not joking, someone really wants to rob a bank, can you believe me?"

"Not good!" the bank clerk continued to shake his head, "how old is your son?"

"Four-year-old ......"

"You're a three-year-old child! A four-year-old must be a liar! How can you rob a bank in broad daylight?"

"Really! my son won't lie!"

"Well, this lady, your son is not lying, not lying...... It's okay, we're fine, let's make the bank robbery more ...... "Be violent!"

The bank staff was stunned before they finished their words!

Six gun-wielding men in stockings literally rushed in and shouted, "Robbery, robbery, please raise your little hands!"