Chapter 2 What Can a Three-Year-Old Do?

Chapter 2: What Can a Three-Year-Old Do?

The wind was howling outside, Su Lun looked outside silently, it had been more than ten days since he came to the world of One Piece, and most of the more than ten days he had been fighting to find food, and of course he was also starting to exercise. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Now that the time for exercise is over, Su Lun has also filled his stomach, and it is time to be in a daze once a day, which is the method he came up with for fear of losing hope when he mixed up before, that is, fantasy, fantasy about the beauty of the future.

"Shouldn't I choose a name for myself?" A thought suddenly appeared in Su Lun's mind, saying that people in this world are foreign names, and his own Chinese name seems to be very unique!

What should I call it?Su Lun fell into deep thought, and finally Su Lun felt that he should be called Su Lun, after all, he was used to it, but he needed to give himself a surname!

Looking at the leftovers next to him, a name suddenly appeared in his mind like lightning - Bell Grylls, maybe someone is not familiar with this name, so Bei Ye, the man standing at the top of the food chain is always familiar!

It's so great that you can eat something by pinching off your head, so I'll be called Grylls Suren from now on!

Then Su Lun began to struggle with a question, should I add a "D" to my name? In the end, I gave up properly, D is the most annoying, this pit is too big, there are too many troubles, give up decisively!

Now Su Lun can only do this, diverting his attention with other things, because his current life is too miserable, he is only three years old now, what can he do at the age of three?

Well, the three-year-old seems to be able to only turn over the trash can, begging, but this has to be careful, although there is no companion in the trash can, but there are natural enemies! I don't know how the cats and dogs in the One Piece world evolved to be called a ferocious! Every time I turn over the trash can, I have to fight with these guys, although most of them will not cause fatal injuries to Su Lun himself, but they will also cause some small wounds.

Oh, by the way, after a few days of unremitting efforts and listening to the corner, Su Lun finally knew that he should be on a certain island on the great route, and as for the country he belonged to, he did not know, after all, in daily life, people generally do not talk about their geographical location, politics or anything like that.

Of course, he also begged, but he was afraid of meeting the perverted person of the pirate that time, so Su Lun rarely begged, unless he really couldn't live. As for the question of face, what is it? Can you eat it? When you are really in a desperate situation, you can always do more than you can imagine.

And Su Lun put Pei Ye's surname on himself, and the deep meaning is to work hard to adapt to life, and then live! Just like Bei Ye, everything is protein and calories in his eyes.

Interestingly, Suren found a gym in the town where a bearded man taught a group of children swordsmanship.

Su Lun secretly studied for a few days, and then it was a tragedy, that bearded man was really fucking stingy, and after being discovered, he begged Su Lun for money, and then Su Lun was beaten by the bearded little apprentices, how could Su Lun be rich?

This made Su Lun can't help but start complaining again, "This is fucking unscientific! Back then, Zoro went to Koshiro's dojo to pick Koshiro's signboard, and after being easily abused by Koshiro's daughter Gu Yina, how could he easily run away to learn the arts! And he was beaten just by looking at it, it's not fair! I want Koshiro too!"

Although he complained in his mouth, but in the end Su Lun still gave up the idea of continuing to steal learning, for two reasons, the first is that he can't understand it, and he has no understanding! The second is that he saw that the bearded man's eyes already had a very bad taste, Su Lun believed that if he continued to steal learning, the bearded man would definitely not mind abolishing himself.

Continuing to exercise day and night, survive, and grab food, Su Lun often comforted himself that this little day was still full of nourishment!

Su Lun has short silver hair and looks very kawaii, then Su Lun breathed a sigh of relief, saying that there are many handsome guys and beauties in the One Piece world, but there are actually more people who look strange, Su Lun feels that if he grows into the obscene appearance of the yellow ape, the rude appearance of the black beard, or the non-human appearance of Moonlight Moria, he will definitely be killed on the spot, and he will wear it well, how can he be uglier than before!

Fortunately, the current appearance is very kawaii, which means that at least it won't be too ugly when you grow up, and there is silver hair and wood!

Su Lun secretly made up his mind, it seems that he will have to worry about his face when he is injured and beaten in the future, "What if I hurt my flower-like face?" Walking on the street, Su Lun touched his face and said narcissistically, no one understands the persistent pursuit of a former passer-by A man for a handsome face that cries ghosts and gods, and he is finally more handsome than before, can he not cherish it?

But he said that just when Su Lun said this, a black-haired boy just walked out of the corner, and when he saw Su Lun's appearance and his words, he immediately looked frightened and vomited.

The young man is probably about 1.2 meters tall, but then this girl is really ugly! Su Lun thought with some jealousy.

But seeing that the other party was gorgeously dressed, he still walked away quickly, the little master of the rich family is the most annoying!

"Hey, that one over there!Silver-haired narcissistic man!Yes, that's you, you stop!" said the black-haired boy suddenly.

Su Lun smiled bitterly, this is another trouble, then turned around, and immediately laughed, "Young Master, are you looking for me?" After speaking, he threw two winks at the black-haired young man, he just wanted to disgust this guy and let him go immediately.

"It's you who is looking for you!" With Su Lun's winkling eyes, Su Lun could see that the black-haired boy's eyes lit up, and Su Lun suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, "Ya, I won't meet a faggot!"

But the next scene made Su Lun's jaw drop in shock, only to see the black-haired young man fall to his knees, "Master, you just accept me!"

The young man had a handful of snot and tears! All of them were on Su Lun's clothes, and he only heard the young man say, "Master, you must take me!

Su Lun followed the young man's point, "Damn! This girl is so fierce!" I saw that the girl pointed directly at the chest of a large wave of beauties, but Su Lun may not have seen that behind the big wave of beauties was a stone wall.

In fact, Su Lun also wants to accept this apprentice, after all, he has money!

But the question is, what does this baby want to learn? What do I have to learn as a three-year-old beggar? This girl won't want to seduce me, right?

The teacher said that if you don't understand, you can ask if you are a good child, is little Surun a good child? Of course it is, so I saw him gently pat the young man on the shoulder, "Hey, friend, did you recognize the wrong person, what can I teach you, a three-year-old beggar?"

Hearing Su Lun's words, the young man raised his head, looked at Su Lun's shabby and dirty clothes, and then said stupidly, "Oh!

However, at this time, Su Lun did not see a little contempt in the young man's eyes, which made Su Lun's senses for the young man much better.

"Master, I apprenticed to learn how to be a woman like you!" I saw the young man say seriously.

"Shrimp?" Su Lun's brain crashed.

"Master, you're the most woman-like person I've ever seen as a man!" said the young man, not seeing Su Lun's black lines.

"Especially that wink! so feminine!" the boy swayed like a noodle.

At this time, Su Lun was thinking about whether he could escape the revenge of his family if he fell to the ground.

"Young Master Batya, where are you?" suddenly a voice came to mind, startling Su Lun, and making the black-haired boy finally stop listing Su Lun's woman, only to hear the young man suddenly say to Su Lun, "Master, remember, my name is Grato, Batia Grato! I will come to you!"

After speaking, the young man ran away, and Su Lun saw an old gentleman-like person walking out of the alley not far away, it should be the housekeeper, and after the housekeeper said something to Grato, he glanced at Su Lun with contempt.

And Grato is showing how elegant and elegant he is at this time, how noble and noble, where is there a little bit of snot just now!

"Strange man!" Grato thought, and continued on his way to his kennel.

But Su Lun really didn't expect that guy to come the next day, and he was not polite, he just hugged Su Lun and cried bitterly, the master was long, and the master was short and kept screaming.

Su Lun lifted his head in disgust, "How old are you, it's not a shame to cry at me, a three-year-old child!"

Unexpectedly, Grato raised his head and said only one sentence, which made Su Lun speechless, "I'm only four years old!"

It's good! It's very powerful! It's only four years old, it's so tall, it looks like it's going to be an Optimus Prime in the future!

This is the resentment of a former short poor otaku, well, since you want to learn from women, then wait and see! Su Lun laughed wickedly, and then said, "Grato! Since you are learning from a teacher, how can you do this? You need a piece of equipment!"

"What, master!" said Grato.

"Hmph, follow me!" Su Lun waved his hand.

An hour later, under the attack of Grato's banknotes, the two of them browsed the small and large shops in the town, and at this time, amid the strange laughter on the street, Suren took Grato back to his shack!

Su Lun looked at the young man in front of him with a smile, shiny high heels, exaggerated red lipstick, smoky makeup, two eye circles like pandas, sexy tight cropped pants, and a leather vest.

"Hahahahaha!" Su Lun couldn't help laughing, and then said earnestly, "Remember, you have to keep long hair in the future!"

"I know, master!" replied a young man, cheerfully.